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Sgt Sigmund here...

jus' wondering like...

how about his fer a motto:

"though we walk through the valley of death we shall fear no evil... for we are the meanest fethers in the valley!"

and the "Marshall's Wrath's" personal motto will be:

"Play ball with the Marshal's Wrath... or we'll shove the bat up yer ass!"

Varl Sigmund wrote:Sgt Sigmund here...

jus' wondering like...

how about his fer a motto:

"though we walk through the valley of death we shall fear no evil... for we are the meanest fethers in the valley!"

and the "Marshall's Wrath's" personal motto will be:

"Play ball with the Marshal's Wrath... or we'll shove the bat up yer ass!"

love it sgt. but we'll never rember all than wen drunk...i mean in the heat of battle. hahahaaaaa...

Hm, how about the motto for Death's Gauntlet being "The solution is superior firepower!"

I have some exciting news, i will @hopefully@ be having some custom sculpts made for our resident snipers, something with a bigger hitting lasgun and possibly a few rugged commissars

sniper Kracken- very nice I look forward to it

132-Vet Sniper JKB: That is exciting! Knew you'd look after us, sir!

Sniper Squad - Amasec all 'round!

i will even get him to model a female sniper.

that is incase we ever get one.
as we definately don't have one now.
that would be against regulations.

Pvt 58 Jenkins - I demand the regulations be changed!

Demand away i am sure the commissar would gladly interview you

132-Vet Sniper JKB: Of course, not, sir, of course not. No females in the all male 222nd.

Now who's up for strippers and blackjack? I am, sure. That's my favourite thing.

Strip away lass er.. lad!

..and just in case you where wondering... Stripping goes with Poker (and ussually leads to poke her) not blackjack...

but I am sure a strapping (sic) lad err would know that right?

*evilfethinggrin*

Just consider the following fact about a catachan woman- what kind of woman could give birth to the hardest guardsmen in the imperium?

consider that

..and just in case you where wondering... Stripping goes with Poker (and ussually leads to poke her) not blackjack...

Commissar, I would request that this man be forced to watch hololiths of Futurama before his ignorance offends me further, sir.

Marshall? Love you way of thinking.

I second the futurama, however i fear you need to see them too, as it's blackjack and hookers

stonned_astartes wrote:

Varl Sigmund wrote:Sgt Sigmund here...

jus' wondering like...

how about his fer a motto:

"though we walk through the valley of death we shall fear no evil... for we are the meanest fethers in the valley!"

and the "Marshall's Wrath's" personal motto will be:

"Play ball with the Marshal's Wrath... or we'll shove the bat up yer ass!"

love it sgt. but we'll never rember all than wen drunk...i mean in the heat of battle. hahahaaaaa...

...easy if you drun... cough in the heat of battle just shorten it to: ... bat up your ass!

I second the futurama, however i fear you need to see them too, as it's blackjack and hookers

My apologies, Marshall. Whilst I am well aware of the correct quote it was my obviously pathetic attempt at keeping the thread PG rated.

Some of the pet grotts some of the tank crew may be in hearing and we don't want them repeating words of ill-repute (and worse, getting ideas).

I see, i applaud your attempt, my logic is if a mod has a problem with it, futurama is a pg . And true, the tank crews are easily excited into shenanigans..

hlaine.larkin wrote:Just consider the following fact about a catachan woman- what kind of woman could give birth to the hardest guardsmen in the imperium?

consider that

..the kind of woman that can handle a real man!

Varl Sigmund wrote:

hlaine.larkin wrote:Just consider the following fact about a catachan woman- what kind of woman could give birth to the hardest guardsmen in the imperium?

consider that

..the kind of woman that can handle a real man!

men who hide in tin cans?

132-Vet Sniper JKB: Good thing there aren't any Catachan women around here cos sometimes we're hard pressed to find any real men.

....

I'll be on the firing range. Retaliate to the comment at your own risk.

bwahahahah...

JKB?

Mine is bigger than yours so there is no need to get into a contest!

real men? ya got tae be kiddin! this entire Regiment is populated with only the finest specimens of Catachan manhood...

...I just happen to be the finest!

You can only handle yours with the help of a whole buncha other men. Doesn't sound like a real man to me.

Sounds a bit soft, really.

hmph!
you think you could handle mine on your own then?

on an unrelated note, the uniform is coming along well. platoon alpha have been 90% painted, as have all 4 russes. the only problem we have is that the marshalls wrath is half pink ish... i made the mistake of painting red over white.. so it's bone and pink, i wil sort it out when i have time (i still have about 100 men, 2 sentinals, 3 command squads,5 ogryns to paint so this may be a while i have to do this for a tournament)

unless you manly men would rather i just added some flowers?

hlaine.larkin wrote:

Varl Sigmund wrote:

hlaine.larkin wrote:Just consider the following fact about a catachan woman- what kind of woman could give birth to the hardest guardsmen in the imperium?

consider that

..the kind of woman that can handle a real man!

men who hide in tin cans?

Marshal you wound me...
with the Wrath there is no hiding involved... even if I have to get out and push this beast we will ram it down any and all orifices presented to us by the enemies of the Emperor!

...and if they do not present then we will rip them a new one and then ram it down it!!!

Of course there's no hiding. You can't hide in pink, pansy-boy.

hlaine.larkin wrote:on an unrelated note, the uniform is coming along well. platoon alpha have been 90% painted, as have all 4 russes. the only problem we have is that the marshalls wrath is half pink ish... i made the mistake of painting red over white.. so it's bone and pink, i wil sort it out when i have time (i still have about 100 men, 2 sentinals, 3 command squads,5 ogryns to paint so this may be a while i have to do this for a tournament)

unless you manly men would rather i just added some flowers?

err no.... wait.... no... let me think... no...

...unless the other colour is canary yellow!!! but then it better be shocking pink! just to make sure the bastards see us coming... just in case they missed the booming voice of the Vox casters reciting the litanies of Hate punctuated with the retort of the Demolisher...



...but flowers.... no!

JKB: ...pansy boy?

you are starting to sound like you are compensating for something!

No class. No subtly. Damn tankers.

Sniper Squad - stealth training. See how much of the Marshall's Wrath's personal effects you can lift without them knowing.

I want their underwear flying from the flagpole by dawn.

you are starting to sound like you are compensating for something!

Just because I'm a wo...because my voice is breaking, I and my sniper squad still got more stones than your crew.