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2012/12/11 00:52:59
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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We arise from the dead and tear you to bits in a blood-drenched orgy of carnage.
Horrible Hill
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2012/12/11 02:35:13
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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We go on a quest to bring back our life.
We return. Alive.
Victorious Hill.
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/12/11 12:22:47
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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We tell no one, it is a secret.
Victoria's Secret Hill
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/12/11 12:53:53
Subject: King of the Hill
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Executing Exarch
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I tell everyone where it is.
Victoria's not so secret hill.
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 Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2012/12/11 13:35:20
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Paradise Lost.
You are shot.
Then shot again.
Double Shot Hill.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/12/11 18:25:27
Subject: King of the Hill
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Paramount Plague Censer Bearer
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Stumbling over ourselves. Hilll istt DRuNNk.
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Meet Arkova.
or discover the game you always wanted to:
RoTC. |
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2012/12/12 03:12:33
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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A policeman arrests the rest of you for being drunk, as I am not of age to drink.
Awkward Hill.
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/12/12 22:13:03
Subject: King of the Hill
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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Awkward turtles descend from the sky and claim it.
Awkward turtle hill.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
 H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/12/12 22:42:58
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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I descend upon the turtle earning 100pts, and grab the flag, 1up! The Hill is now mine!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/12/12 22:45:42
After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2012/12/13 03:12:07
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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After you leave for the next level, your game is scrambled. You respawn in a game of Black Ops 2, for real, played by 12-year old brats.
We quietly reclaim the hill in your absence
Hushed Hill
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/12/13 03:12:37
Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/12/13 08:51:35
Subject: King of the Hill
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Executing Exarch
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I leave 101 brass bands on the hill.
Horribly annoying Hill.
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2012/12/13 08:54:00
Subject: King of the Hill
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Drop da bomb! My hill.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2012/12/13 09:02:53
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Da bomb bounces back, fragging you.
Giblet Hill
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/12/13 10:57:49
Subject: King of the Hill
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Executing Exarch
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I pick up all the giblets, roll them in my own special flavourings and sell them to passers by.
KFC hill.
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2012/12/13 23:30:37
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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My corporation buys out your KFC, and you go live in a mansion. My Hill now.
Corporate Hill
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2012/12/14 00:07:25
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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The Corporation makes bad decisons and loses all of its money in a flurry of bad investments and lawsuits. The hill is auctioned off to McDonalds.
Hamburger Hill
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/12/14 00:55:50
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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After a few centuries, all that is left is wildlife on the hill.
The horses in particular are adapting and natural selecting better....
Breed's Hill.
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/12/14 00:58:35
Subject: King of the Hill
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Super-evolved cockroaches take over. Their hill.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2012/12/14 02:29:58
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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The Imperium discover this world, and blow up the cockroaches, and the hill. Later rebuilding the hill by burying all the bugs under it.
Imperial (aka Bugmens) Hill.
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2012/12/14 13:20:49
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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The bugs are driven out from below by giant ants.
Ant Hill
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/12/14 13:23:17
Subject: King of the Hill
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Executing Exarch
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A load of midgets in a car drive up and chase the giant ants away.
Ant Hill Mobs Hill
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2012/12/14 13:23:50
Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2012/12/14 14:44:31
Subject: King of the Hill
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Slashing Veteran Sword Bretheren
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Beat you to death with a dead cat.
My hill.
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Tali'Zorah: I appreciate what you're doing here, Shepard.
Commander Shepard: Well, I care deeply about the quarian people.
Tali'Zorah: It's good to be back on the Normandy.
Commander Shepard: Let me know if it's too quiet for you to sleep, and I'll find you someplace louder.
Tali'Zorah: Hmm.
Garrus Vakarian: Uh, I was there when you two had your thing, remember? Just get a room and work it out. |
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2012/12/14 14:55:00
Subject: King of the Hill
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Executing Exarch
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Beat you to death with a dead hill.
My cat.
er...what?
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2012/12/14 15:26:01
Subject: King of the Hill
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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I have a can of tuna!
My kitty now :3
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What I have
 ~4100
 ~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2012/12/14 21:50:20
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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The kitty paws at your head before the laser dot is replaced by a bullet, you're dead.
My Kitty.
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2012/12/14 23:58:35
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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An old lady takes the kitty home to her other 57 cats.
Empty Hill.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/12/15 03:11:26
Subject: King of the Hill
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Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle
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A Squig wanders onto the hil. Squig Hill!
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2012/12/15 13:14:16
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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The squig is actually a giant Jack 'O Lantern.
My hill.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/12/17 03:31:51
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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You're Jack-O-Lantern is out of season, and rots. I plant a Christmas Tree topped with an angel of me giving the finger.
My Hill.
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2012/12/17 05:58:30
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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The tree is quite dry and flammable. One tiny spark from the dying Jack 'O Lantern's candle and Whoosh!
Bright flames that can be seen for miles.
Beacon Hill.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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