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Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
The name Bacon hill attracts so many other hungry people from around the world. Seeing as the hill isn't made of bacon, they get pissed and a lot of overweight people die on the hill.
Heart Attack Hill
After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back!
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
Squid Girl uses her tentacles to throw the overweight bloated corpses off the hill. She then sits down and eats tempura. She is so adorable that nobody wants to move her.
Squid Girl's hill. De geso.
Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote: I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
Squid Girl is pissed about having her leg turned into sushi. She grows it back and kicks the living daylights out of everybody on the hill, then goes home.
Then Samus Aran appears. Her hill.
Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote: I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
Bono, Celine Dion, Bryan Adams, Wet Wet Wet and Michael Buble arrive on the hill to perform a benifit concert in aid of all those lost on the hill. They begin to perform. The hill is then lost on purpose.
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
Megatron arrives and blasts the hill and its occupants to pieces.
No hill.
Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote: I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
The Protectobots combine into Defensor and drive off the Decepticons.
Autobot's hill.
Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote: I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
My arse.
My hill.
Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote: I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
Chuck moves on to greater things.
The devasteted hill is lonely, dusty, and there are terrible winds
Howling Hill
Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
Unfortunatly, no amount of dynamite can remove Jimmy's chin. It's just too powerful - it begins sucking other objects in by exerting it's own gravitational force.
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
By compressing enough anti-matter, I create an anti-black hole and throw it at the chin. Unfortunately, the resulting implosion/explosion destroys the hill as well. No hill.
"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same"
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
Hatsune Miku moves into a little house on the hill. Everyone lives happily ever after and the little Welsh village gets a large amount of tourist income.
Tuneful hill.
Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote: I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
NO. A squadron of Hater Baneblades runs over the whole village. The obligatory Prince Charming fellow who appears is strangled to death by a three-armed Berzerker.
The tourists are thrown into the nearest ice cream store.
Not-Peaceful Anymore.
Wrathful Hill.
Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
Once Kirk calm's down, he begins to rap battle...through the medium of the spoken word. By the time he gets halfway through 'Common People' everyone has left.
Unpopular Hill, next to a more popular/less shatner'd neighbouring hill
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
Hatsune Miku rises from the rubble and begins to sing the Ievan Polkka. The hill comes alive with the sound of music. Kirk is silenced and the invaders are repelled. Peace is restored through the power of cuteness.
Adorable (living) hill.
Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote: I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
