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2012/12/20 14:37:06
Subject: King of the Hill
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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I conquer the hill with the power of awesome using a Ganmen. My hill.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/12/20 14:37:22
"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2012/12/20 14:41:08
Subject: King of the Hill
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Some bystander points out that your Ganmen is a giant oversized face with stubby little legs and arms. Everybody laughs and your Ganmen sadly trudges away. Hatsune Miku tries to make him feel better by singing the Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann theme, but even her dulcet tones cannot recover him from his depression. His Spiral Energy levels plummet and the whole thing just stops working.
Miku's hill.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/12/20 14:46:35
Subject: King of the Hill
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Sheryl Nome performs a concert and steals all the fans. Sheryl's hill.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2012/12/20 22:13:17
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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The ghost of Elvis appears after making a pact with the Chaos gods, and shreds hard on a chaos guitar upstaging Sheryl.
Chaos Graceland Hill
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/12/20 22:13:49
After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2012/12/21 07:18:13
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Nurgle blesses him too hard, death by toilet.
Nurgle's Hill.
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/12/21 09:19:46
Subject: King of the Hill
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Executing Exarch
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Nurgle gets bored and wanders off to give Khorne herpes.
All that is left is goo.
Squelchy hill.
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 Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2012/12/21 14:03:26
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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With a wave of his wand, a wizard turns the hill into a steaming humongous heap of fettuchini with grilled chicken and alfredo sauce.
Delicious Hill
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Trust in Iron and Stone  |
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2012/12/21 14:04:36
Subject: King of the Hill
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Tyranids eat the hill before moving on. Lifeless hill.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2012/12/21 15:02:50
Subject: King of the Hill
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Executing Exarch
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I build a massive hill destroying laser on top of the hill, enable the hill with means to move, stick a bucket on my head and claim I'm your father.
Darth Hill.
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2012/12/21 23:13:01
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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I shoot at a small exhaust vent in the hill with my slingshot, and it stops working as you tumble off. I sell the hill to Disney for billions.
Disney Hill.
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2012/12/22 00:54:44
Subject: King of the Hill
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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I buy the hill and turn it into an industrial complex. Polluted hill.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2012/12/22 01:07:47
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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I initiate gang based warfare in your industrial complex, in the Space Corridors and the Industrial Towers.
Necromunda Hill
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/12/22 01:09:54
Subject: King of the Hill
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Initialize BABYLON Protocol...the hill becomes a semi-real, semi-virtual realm where the line between reality and the cyber world becomes blurred. Cyberpunk hill.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2012/12/22 15:50:16
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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I upload the computer virus from the first Jurassic park into the virtual world.
Dennis Nedry's hill, until you say the magic word.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2012/12/23 00:18:32
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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The Nerdy virus is eaten to death by a real dinosaur, a Commadore64. Wild 386s stalk the forests and 5" floppys lurk in the lowlands. The sound of Jazz discs fills the air.
Tech Boneyard Hill
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/12/23 05:04:30
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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I try installing a 102mb game, but the hill crashes.
Blue Screen Hill
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2012/12/23 05:13:36
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Hill 2.0 is installed, with cleaner architecture.
Upgrade hill.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/12/23 05:30:15
Subject: King of the Hill
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Safety protocol failure...Silent Hill programs activated...EVACUATE...hellish hill.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2012/12/23 08:22:03
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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Chaos Noise Marines pop out of the hell hole on the hill, and proceed to play some 'eavy Metal with their noise guns! Silence is broken, hell is raised, heads are banged.
'eavy Metal Hill!
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2012/12/23 08:23:50
After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2012/12/23 11:49:37
Subject: King of the Hill
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Eavy Metal themselves appear and paint the hill to meticulous standards.
Pretty hill.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/12/24 00:25:31
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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A miniature Sleigh and eight tiny Reindeer land on the hill and the mysterious driver leaves presents for all the DAKKAnauts.
Holiday Hill
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/12/24 01:29:39
Subject: King of the Hill
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Vandenreich invasion. Vandenreich Hill.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2012/12/25 02:17:30
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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Nuclear Launch Detected
........................Boom.
Nuclear Fallout Hill
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2012/12/25 11:47:08
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Glow-in-the-Dark Hill.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/12/25 11:57:07
Subject: King of the Hill
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Detox hill.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2012/12/26 02:39:04
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Conquest: The Hill
Now on
X-Box.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/12/26 02:46:04
Subject: King of the Hill
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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D-Day. Liberated hill.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2012/12/26 06:10:01
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Warboss Santa Klaus goes on a one-day gift-giving spree.
Christmas Hill! (happy holidays, dakkanauts)
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/12/26 06:19:25
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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Warboss Greengrinch steals all the gifts!
Grinch's Hill
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2012/12/26 06:23:05
Subject: King of the Hill
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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The Arbites arrive and shoot him as a filthy mutant. Cleansed hill.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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