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Made in gb
Veteran Wolf Guard Squad Leader






This thread started slowly, but has now gained some momentum
   
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Studies have shown that between six and ten percent of rams are attracted to males rather than females.

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Battleship Captain






helgrenze wrote:
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
helgrenze wrote:Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.


Depending on the wall, banging your head against it will give you

A) Concussion
B) Brain Damage
C) Fractured Skull


Well.... what if the 'wall' is a fellow poster on Dakka?


Then you get one of those (possibly more if they know how to fight) or charged with aggravtaed assualt.
   
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Hellish Haemonculus






Boskydell, IL

A cat's purr is on the same cycle as a diesel engine.

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Terminator with Assault Cannon






OKC, Oklahoma

Hmm I knew there was a reason people go to Liverpool....

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores.

Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot




Nucia

helgrenze wrote:Hmm I knew there was a reason people go to Liverpool....

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores.


I'm guessing that Every desperate male in Liverpool England owns a TON of fish

that was my fact by the way.

So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.

SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! 
   
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Beast Lord





India has more cellphones than toilets.

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Though some may call thee mighty and dreadful,
For thou art not so...
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Hellish Haemonculus






Boskydell, IL

Eleven out of the last fourteen Illinois governors have later gone on to be indicted on criminal charges.

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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair





In your base, ignoring your logic.

You burn more calories chewing celery than you gain from the celery itself.
   
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OKC, Oklahoma

There are 18 different animal shapes in a box of Animal Crackers!

Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)

"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
 
   
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Revving Ravenwing Biker






Crouching in a chair, drinking tea.

helgrenze wrote:There are 18 different animal shapes in a box of Animal Crackers!

This thread is win.

*Blank stare* 
   
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Beast Lord





If you walk and talk with someone eventually you will synchronize your steps.

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Battleship Captain






c34r34lk1ll3r wrote:If you walk and talk with someone eventually you will synchronize your steps.


or get hit by a car cause you're not paying attention to the crosswalk lights.
   
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Beast Lord





Cat pee Glows under a blacklight.

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Though some may call thee mighty and dreadful,
For thou art not so...
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Master Sergeant




North Carolina

If you type "James Bond" into Google Translate and have it translated to Standard Chinese, it will translate to "007".

Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them they die.

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, and let everyone wonder how you did it.

98% of people like "98% of <group of people> thinks/likes <something>. If you are the 2% that <something else in contrast> copy+paste this into your sig!" type sigs. If you're part of the 2% that hates it, copy+paste this into your sig



 
   
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When backing up my "Home" folder on Linix Mint just now, 95% of it was my XP Virtualbox Disk.

Suffice to say, the word "Irony" popped into my mind a few times.

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There are more cows in India than there are cars in America.

Death be not proud,
Though some may call thee mighty and dreadful,
For thou art not so...
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair





In your base, ignoring your logic.

There are more sheep in New Zealand than there are people, making it the colonial version of Wales.
   
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OKC, Oklahoma

2 for 1 special:
The electric chair was invented by a dentist! So was Cotton Candy!

Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)

"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
 
   
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Monstrous Master Moulder






I dunno...

A man once tied several weather balloons to a lawnchair, hoping to float about 9 metres above his garden. He actually went up about 16,000 feet and was arrested for crossing into controlled airspace illegally.

Bewhiskered Gasmasks: For the Post-Apocalyptic Gentleman

And to this day, on darkest nyte
It can be seen, they tell
A Prynce of Rattes, in finery
Upon a horned bell.
 
   
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Calculating Commissar






Kamloops, B.C.

P4NC4K3 wrote:A man once tied several weather balloons to a lawnchair, hoping to float about 9 metres above his garden. He actually went up about 16,000 feet and was arrested for crossing into controlled airspace illegally.


This is true. I remember reading that in the paper a few years back.

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Beast Lord






There are weird similarities between Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy.

* Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. * Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

* Both were shot in the back of the head in the presence of their wives. * Lincoln was shot in the Ford Theatre. Kennedy was shot in a Lincoln, made by Ford * Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

*Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. * Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy. * Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson. * Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. * Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.' Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'

* Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse. Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater. * Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

Death be not proud,
Though some may call thee mighty and dreadful,
For thou art not so...
DT:80+S++GMB++IPwhfb09#-D+A+/hWD-R+T(M)DM+ 
   
Made in nz
Guarding Guardian




New Zealand

I just had dinner.
   
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OKC, Oklahoma

Owls are one of the only birds who can see the color blue.

Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)

"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
 
   
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Servoarm Flailing Magos





another fact
Not a lot of people are posting much right now.

"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"

"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"

Azarath Metrion Zinthos

Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.

Come at me Heretic. 
   
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime







A rat can last longer without water than a camel.

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Servoarm Flailing Magos





Natural pearls will melt in vinagar

"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"

"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"

Azarath Metrion Zinthos

Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.

Come at me Heretic. 
   
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime







"Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

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Servoarm Flailing Magos





People photocopying their buttocks are the cause of 23% of all photocopier errors worldwide

"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"

"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"

Azarath Metrion Zinthos

Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.

Come at me Heretic. 
   
Made in gb
Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime







Upper and lower case letters are named 'upper' and 'lower', because in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the 'upper case' letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the smaller, 'lower case' letters. The proper term for upper case letters is "majuscule" and for lower case it's "minuscule".

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