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Given that I am a drunken Catholic pervert, I guess I break the stereotypes with my Eldar, Dark Eldar, and Vanilla Space Marines. But I do plan some Orks after I build a Tau army...

Nobody expects the grammar inquition!

My list is

Space Marines Players: Like good guys
Space Wolves Players: Not that smart...
Blood Angels Players: Have a lot of flaws.
Tyranids Players: Like Alien VS Predator and other sci-fi movies
Orks Players: Up for a laugh, likes dying.
Chaos Players: Think there Goth/non conformist.
Tau Players: Obvious.
Necrons: think their invincible.
Imperial Guard Players: Army Boys, likes a bit of realism.
Dark Eldar Players: SUPERFREAKY
Eldar Players: gay.
Inquisition Players: enjoy being outnumbered?
Sisters Players: are female.


Missed anyone

Jaon wrote:
Chaos Players: Think there Goth/non conformist.

I protest you calling me non conformist....

I prefer to be called "Pathfinder" or "Black Sheep"

Jaon wrote:My list is

Space Marines Players: Like good guys
Space Wolves Players: Not that smart...
Blood Angels Players: Have a lot of flaws.
Tyranids Players: Like Alien VS Predator and other sci-fi movies
Orks Players: Up for a laugh, likes dying.
Chaos Players: Think there Goth/non conformist.
Tau Players: Obvious.
Necrons: think their invincible.
Imperial Guard Players: Army Boys, likes a bit of realism.
Dark Eldar Players: SUPERFREAKY
Eldar Players: gay.
Inquisition Players: enjoy being outnumbered?
Sisters Players: are female.


Missed anyone

Yes you missed the correct use of they're. Their, there and they're all have different meanings--all of which used inappropriately.

With all the armies I play, I am the Grammar Inquisition!

I iz orkzez... and I iz not drunk!!!!
Guttsnagga's WAAAGH! iz a comin'!

Reading this thread almost makes me pine for another weekly Vote for your Favorite/Least Favorite Primarch/Chapter/Character poll thread instead. Almost.

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:

Melissia wrote:... SOMETIMES questionable?

For the love of the Dark Gods, don't ask. Beleive me, being part Nurgle myself, I know that you don't want to know.

I'll give you a hint, though: it is eaten both BEFORE and AFTER the bathing ceremony.

And, occasionaly, during.

PUDDING?!

Emperors Faithful wrote:
Me = A racist aussie (anti-american?), army boy
Little Lord Fauntleroy =Smelly gay 12 year old emo hoodie into S&M with Military experience.
Melissa = A drunk catholic pervert with military experience?
Slarg232 =
Chowderhead = Drunk
DeathReaper = Twilight AND Lost Boys Fan
Dash of Pepper = Very Drunk
Shadowbrand = Drunk Furry
SaintHazard = A Twelve-year-old sexually repressed alcoholic perverted Catholic anime fan. Who is secretly a robot.
Anpu42 = Rich. Very much so.

Added myself

sniperjolly wrote:PUDDING?!

...

You were vey close.

haha,

I like the new:

Team Edward
Team Jacob

for Blood Angels & Space Wolves!


What my armies say about me?
That I have had way to much disposable income the past 12 years. or perhaps, income that wasnt as disposable as I wished it was.

Comintern wrote:haha,

I like the new:

Team Edward
Team Jacob

for Blood Angels & Space Wolves!

Oh it isn't new, that terrible joke has been circulating around the internet for months now. And no, it doesn't get funnier in time.

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:

Comintern wrote:haha,

I like the new:

Team Edward
Team Jacob

for Blood Angels & Space Wolves!

Oh it isn't new, that terrible joke has been circulating around the internet for months now. And no, it doesn't get funnier in time.

New to me is anything thats under a year. So, yes its new!

At least I can stop calling Blood Angel Players Rice-Cakes now

Comintern wrote:At least I can stop calling Blood Angel Players Rice-Cakes now

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:

Comintern wrote:haha,

I like the new:

Team Edward
Team Jacob

for Blood Angels & Space Wolves!

Oh it isn't new, that terrible joke has been circulating around the internet for months now. And no, it doesn't get funnier in time.

But this is

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:

Comintern wrote:haha,

I like the new:

Team Edward
Team Jacob

for Blood Angels & Space Wolves!

Oh it isn't new, that terrible joke has been circulating around the internet for months now. And no, it doesn't get funnier in time.

Compared to the relative age of the internet and 40k, "a few months" is kinda new.

Anpu42 wrote:

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:

Comintern wrote:haha,

I like the new:

Team Edward
Team Jacob

for Blood Angels & Space Wolves!

Oh it isn't new, that terrible joke has been circulating around the internet for months now. And no, it doesn't get funnier in time.

But this is

Melissia wrote:

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:

Comintern wrote:haha,

I like the new:

Team Edward
Team Jacob

for Blood Angels & Space Wolves!

Oh it isn't new, that terrible joke has been circulating around the internet for months now. And no, it doesn't get funnier in time.

Compared to the relative age of the internet and 40k, "a few months" is kinda new.

Fair point.

Comintern wrote:
At least I can stop calling Blood Angel Players Rice-Cakes now

WHY RICE CAKES???

WHY?????

You have killed my favorite snack! You snack murdering monster.

so..... I'm a..... twilight reading heavy metal fan..... that doesn't like twilight. i tried reading a page, then almost decapitated myself with a spoon.

I think this one has lost its momentum...

So... where are you guys gonna post next?

Anpu42 wrote:

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:

Comintern wrote:haha,

I like the new:

Team Edward
Team Jacob

for Blood Angels & Space Wolves!

Oh it isn't new, that terrible joke has been circulating around the internet for months now. And no, it doesn't get funnier in time.

But this is

It's funnier with "NOW THIS..... Is what we've all be waiting for." as a motivational >.>

I think that the Necron army should be more then just the Sci-fi fans cause that, I believe, should really apply to all of us. I'm thinking more of people who are rather impassive or act emotionless. I'm sure we all know people who can be made to look like a total idiot but just fixes the ailment without so much as a blush of embarrassment.

Actually, shouldn't Necrons go well with the Emo/Goth crowd (I am just generalizing like everyone else now, I don't know the difference <,<.

All about death, living in gloom, everything would be better if it went to Oblivion. Sound to me like them funny kids with their rock'n'roll and make up and drugs and razors and whut not...

This ain't gonna end well...

Eldar players tend to be the ones that cheat, for some reason...

Inquisition guys are really depressing.

Blood angels? Hmmm... tend to complain, out ot win, be prone to fits of violents. Some Emo. Yet, some are very talented.

Space Wolves: Furries, Athletes (hey, there are some of us out there), Drinkers, Like to Boast, argue.

Chaos: Some badass, some just whiny, like spikes and stuff. Yup.

Orks: Laid back, looking for fun.

Crons: Never take themselves too seriously.

Tau: The Sticklers out there, also anime fans, cultured... mostly...

Space Marines: Either Creative, Newbs, Looking for a funny army, and the like. Those wh odon't like spending lots of money.

DE: Those who long for their glory days.

IG: LIKE GUNS! Military men.

Yeah, Space Marines are either WAY too into their armies and 40k, Beginners, or 12 year olds who cant paint anything else.

Yep, my main army is Smurfies, cuz the boys in blue were on the AOBR box. Now Im stuck with em.

Slarg232 wrote:

Jaon wrote:
Chaos Players: Think there Goth/non conformist.

I protest you calling me non conformist....

I prefer to be called "Pathfinder" or "Black Sheep"

Their armor is black like the twisted depths of my soul!!!!

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:This ain't gonna end well...

Eldar players tend to be the ones that cheat, for some reason...

Inquisition guys are really depressing.

Blood angels? Hmmm... tend to complain, out ot win, be prone to fits of violents. Some Emo. Yet, some are very talented.

Space Wolves: Furries, Athletes (hey, there are some of us out there), Drinkers, Like to Boast, argue.

Chaos: Some badass, some just whiny, like spikes and stuff. Yup.

Orks: Laid back, looking for fun.

Crons: Never take themselves too seriously.

Tau: The Sticklers out there, also anime fans, cultured... mostly...

Space Marines: Either Creative, Newbs, Looking for a funny army, and the like. Those wh odon't like spending lots of money.

DE: Those who long for their glory days.

IG: LIKE GUNS! Military men.

1) Eldar don't cheat. They just forsee a time when that particular rule doesn't matter at that particular time.

2) Space Wolves = Athletic? Really?

3) I thought your name was "Aspergers Darkwolf".

Lord Harrab wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:

Jaon wrote:
Chaos Players: Think there Goth/non conformist.

I protest you calling me non conformist....

I prefer to be called "Pathfinder" or "Black Sheep"

Their armor is black like the twisted depths of my soul!!!!

I wonder if they listen to "Babies on Spikes"...

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Dashofpepper wrote:

Devastator wrote:its old finnish air force symbol

Yes, and it predates the Finnish too.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastika

However, you weren't in the old Finnish Air Force, its an offensive avatar to the ENTIRE FETHING WORLD, and the only reason I can think of you using it is for shock value. You can't smugly hide behind a scantily clad, "Someone else used it first" to gain acceptance for promoting the use of the flagship symbol for racism, bigotry, oppression and genocide.

Get over yourself and for the love of Christ, change your Avatar.

I've reported your post in the hopes that a moderator will forcibly remove either you or your avatar; I would strongly encourage any NON-NAZIs in the room to do the same. Yes, I'm a Jew. And pissed.

A bit of an over reaction there. Also, was this meant to be ironic?

Emperors Faithful wrote:

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:This ain't gonna end well...

Eldar players tend to be the ones that cheat, for some reason...

Inquisition guys are really depressing.

Blood angels? Hmmm... tend to complain, out ot win, be prone to fits of violents. Some Emo. Yet, some are very talented.

Space Wolves: Furries, Athletes (hey, there are some of us out there), Drinkers, Like to Boast, argue.

Chaos: Some badass, some just whiny, like spikes and stuff. Yup.

Orks: Laid back, looking for fun.

Crons: Never take themselves too seriously.

Tau: The Sticklers out there, also anime fans, cultured... mostly...

Space Marines: Either Creative, Newbs, Looking for a funny army, and the like. Those wh odon't like spending lots of money.

DE: Those who long for their glory days.

IG: LIKE GUNS! Military men.

1) Eldar don't cheat. They just forsee a time when that particular rule doesn't matter at that particular time.

2) Space Wolves = Athletic? Really?

3) I thought your name was "Aspergers Darkwolf".

1. Yeah, you got a point there... the fact that one claimed that because wraithgaurd were ghosts, on a roll of a 3+ I couldn't see them...

2. Yeah, I know a few. Then again, given that very few out there playing 40k are athletic (though I know several exceptions, and I'm sure that there are more)....

3. Aspergers? Really? Ah, well. Not really, but that would have been funny. I had a bunch of funny names, but mostly they were inside jokes, so I just chose one that I could use with my army.

Oh, I forgot some:

Dark Angels: That one kid who's always alone, emo, goth, likes fantasy novels (in excess)

SOB: Religuos Pervs

Black Templars: ANGRY religous pervs/

Daemons: emotional, opinionated, gamblers

Emperors Faithful wrote:Roight, this needs a list. Those in bold are added by me.

Space Marines: 12 year olds
Dark Angels: 12 year olds that like hoodies and think emotional problems are cool/ and yes you are.
Space Wolves: Furries...well actually every hairy/older gamer that I know collects them, but they're probably furries too
Black Templars: These guys REALLY thought the Crusades were a good idea.
Chaos Space Marines: slipknot fans
Chaos Deamons: Interesting lot...except for those Slaaneshi fans. Steer clear of them.
Imperial Guard: Racist american patriots/army boys
Orks: The Drunks (angry or no)
Tau: Anime Fans
Eldar: Gay.
Dark Eldar: S&M + gay....It puts the lotion on its skin or gets the hose again...
Witch Hunters: See below....and Monty Python Fans
SoB: Sexually repressed catholic perverts
Deamon Hunters: Badasses, you play these chances are you rule/or have serious problems regarding paronioa (a few too many viewing of Emily Rose?)
GK: See space marines, except goody goody./Probably thought the Crusades were a good idea
Tyranids: creepy entomologists/Fat people (You saw it coming!)

This thread will not end well.

So,by this reckoning I'm a gay repressed catholic pervert with a fetish for anime bondage, who should be avoided because of my slaneeshi tau? is that right?

nomsheep wrote:

So,by this reckoning I'm a gay repressed catholic pervert with a fetish for anime bondage, who should be avoided because of my slaneeshi tau? is that right?

You monster!

Emperors Faithful wrote:

nomsheep wrote:

So,by this reckoning I'm a gay repressed catholic pervert with a fetish for anime bondage, who should be avoided because of my slaneeshi tau? is that right?

You monster!

Leave your jealousy where it belongs, my slave pits.