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A person's army says that they have that army.

And just about nothing else, although the presence/absence of a joke theme can show how serious one takes the setting... and yet, it can't really show that because sometimes you just have to sit back and laugh because it really is ludicrous from an outsider's perspective.

As for the "catholic perverts" part... lol? I'm pretty damn far from either... actually people on this forum have called me a prude before

Pretty sure that all Black Templar are LARPers.

On a personal note, I wonder how much I've influenced the "Orks = drunk people" stereotype.

1:00 PM, or going into game2 of a tournament is NOT too soon to be halfway through a bottle of Captain Morgan.


*burp*


These are *NOT* angry orks.


Here's a closeup of that trukk.


PS: Ice cream (or other dairy products) do *NOT* go well together. This one time, I was in the kitchen on a Saturday thinking to myself, "Man, I'm thirsty." I got out the milk and sated my thirst. Then I was like, "Hrm...lets spend the day drunk." So I got out the Southern Comfort and started swigging. COMPLETELY forgot that I had just had a big glass of millk. Needless to say, the kitchen sink was a foot away, and I forcibly emptied my stomach, and was like "WHY THE HELL DID I JUST DO THAT?!?"

I think the connection to Space Wolves and furries is overrated and not that accurate anymore.

They are vikings in SPACE for feths sake!

But the real question is I play Dwarves, What does that make me?

Oh jeez, what the hell am I?!

Let's see.

I play Tau, Space Marines, Chaos Daemons, Necrons, Orks, and Deathwatch (Inquisition).

So that makes me a twelve-year-old sexually repressed alcoholic perverted Catholic anime fan. Who is secretly a robot. Because somehow Necrons didn't make it onto that list.

Shadowbrand wrote:I think the connection to Space Wolves and furries is overrated and not that accurate anymore.

They are vikings in SPACE for feths sake!

But the real question is I play Dwarves, What does that make me?

A drunk, of course.

Quiet, you sexually repressed, alcoholic Catholic racist!

And don't forget Nazi, given that I'm planning on collecting Empire (Which is basically the second Reich).

lol I am a drunk 12 year old fat kid, and no dash ofpepper you did not influance this idea in anyway.


you just put the icing on the cake.(whats the point of playing orks without some liquid courage?)

bigmeklover wrote:lol I am a drunk 12 year old fat kid, and no dash ofpepper you did not influance this idea in anyway.


you just put the icing on the cake.(whats the point of playing orks without some liquid courage?)

Dey'z da Orks! Dey don't need no liquid kourage, dey'z got all da kourage dey needz! WAAAAAGGGHHH!

Ok my Armies
-Space Wolves
-Space Marines
-Deathwing
-Blood Angles
-Imperial Guard
-Daemon Hunters
-Skaven

I also want to start
-Tau
-Space Skeven
-Tomb Kings
-Ogre Kingdoms

What does that make me???

I would say... rich.


... well compared to me anyway, given that I'm a poor college student.

this is just about the funiest thread since this mornig!!!

subscirbed

I would make a Death korp comment here, but that would be in bad taste.

So, I'm a 12 year old hoodie wearing emotionally problematic smelly (Death Guard) Army Man who might soon become gay and into S&M.

Right.

Blood Angels: Twilight fans.
Chaos: Hard rockers
Daemonhunters: Christians
Dark Eldar: Gothics
Eldar: girls
Imperial Guard: soldiers & gun lovers
Necrons: Sci-fi fans
Orks: cartoon fans
Space Marines: Starters
Space wolves: dunno.
Tau Empire: (I can't think of anything. I collect Tau myself and don't like anime at all.)
Tyranids: Biologists & Sci-fi horror fans
Black Templars: Extremely dedicated Christians.
Witch Hunters: Creepy perverted old monks.
Death Korps of Krieg: History teachers and people interested or involved in WWII.

I think Chaos has been too pigeon holed in this. You have to divide it up by the dark gods. Me, my Army will be Khorne based. Oh and I don't listen to much Slipknot actually I don't know that I have any. More of a NIN and Devil Driver fan Oh and I REALLY LOVE war and adrenaline. Blood for the blood god!

Oh and I also love guns...and am still laughing hysterically at the previous post of "Blood Angels: Twilight fans"

Actually, I'd say Chaos are the angsty teens whose parents JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND THEM.

At least if Horus is any indication.

(yeah I went there)

Anpu42 wrote:Ok my Armies
-Space Wolves
-Space Marines
-Deathwing
-Blood Angles
-Imperial Guard
-Daemon Hunters
-Skaven

I also want to start
-Tau
-Space Skeven
-Tomb Kings
-Ogre Kingdoms

What does that make me???

Someone with alot and alot of money... 0_0...

Suicidal Cheez wrote:Death Korps of Krieg: History teachers and people interested or involved in WWII.

death korps have nothing to do with ww2 NOTHING

I really wouldn't look into what an army says about somebody that much. I have Space Wolves because I think Vikings are cool. I have Guard because Aliens is a great movie. I have Orks because I happened to have a bunch from Black Reach and I figured I might as well start an army of them. Threads like this are just a lot of people trying to claim themselves as unique snowflakes because they think their plastic spacemen reflect on them at a personal level.

I never thought I'd say this, but Melissia said it best:

A person's army says that they have that army.

Suicidal Cheez wrote:Tau Empire: (I can't think of anything. I collect Tau myself and don't like anime at all.)

Tau = The Naive new kid who brought a gun to a knife fight. (not calling you any of that just applying the stereotype)

Palgue marines = guys who don't bathe

IG = Always applying overkill

Daemonhunters = people who are ok with losing as long as they look good

Lucid wrote:Palgue marines = guys who don't bathe

whats palgue marine?
Oh you mean Plague marine and anyway its death guard.

Devastator wrote:

Suicidal Cheez wrote:Death Korps of Krieg: History teachers and people interested or involved in WWII.

death korps have nothing to do with ww2 NOTHING

No but they for some reason remind me of something WWII ish. I dunno lol.


BTW: Isn't your avatar really inapropriate?

its old finnish air force symbol

Orks: Player has a sense of humor
Chaos Space Marines: Player does dirty deeds (dun dirt cheap!).... Alternatively, listens to Heavy Metal, not Korn or Slipnot.
Tau: Anime Fan
Sisters: Player is a girl, or is devote Catholic.

Melissia wrote:I would say... rich.


... well compared to me anyway, given that I'm a poor college student.

Actualy i have been playing Wargames for 30 years, 40k for 20 and I am a Pack-Rat.

Well that makes me a goody goody that listens to Slipknot and a catholic pervert......hey wait im not catholic!

Lucid wrote:Palgue marines = guys who don't bathe

Hey, we bathe a lot!

It's just what we bathe in that's sometimes questionable.

... SOMETIMES questionable?

Melissia wrote:... SOMETIMES questionable?

For the love of the Dark Gods, don't ask. Beleive me, being part Nurgle myself, I know that you don't want to know.

I'll give you a hint, though: it is eaten both BEFORE and AFTER the bathing ceremony.

Slarg232 wrote:

Melissia wrote:... SOMETIMES questionable?

For the love of the Dark Gods, don't ask. Beleive me, being part Nurgle myself, I know that you don't want to know.

I'll give you a hint, though: it is eaten both BEFORE and AFTER the bathing ceremony.

And, occasionaly, during.