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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/09/21 20:53:07
Subject: What does a persons army say about them?
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Veteran ORC
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Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:Slarg232 wrote:Melissia wrote:... SOMETIMES questionable?
For the love of the Dark Gods, don't ask. Beleive me, being part Nurgle myself, I know that you don't want to know.
I'll give you a hint, though: it is eaten both BEFORE and AFTER the bathing ceremony.
And, occasionaly, during.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/09/21 20:59:55
Subject: What does a persons army say about them?
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
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Slarg232 wrote:Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:Slarg232 wrote:Melissia wrote:... SOMETIMES questionable?
For the love of the Dark Gods, don't ask. Beleive me, being part Nurgle myself, I know that you don't want to know.
I'll give you a hint, though: it is eaten both BEFORE and AFTER the bathing ceremony.
And, occasionaly, during.

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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/09/21 21:34:00
Subject: What does a persons army say about them?
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Ork players are not always drunk. For instance, I usually down about 60 oz of Arnold Palmer before playing. That's not drunk, that's about all Ork players having addictive personalities.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/09/21 22:17:40
Subject: What does a persons army say about them?
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Captain of the Forlorn Hope
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UltraHawk wrote:Ultramarines: Organized, smart people who are generally well liked and awesome in every way.
Blood Angels: Twilight fans
The inquisitor would like to see you about the heresy you have committed!
Blood Angels: Lost boys fans.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/09/21 23:13:23
Subject: What does a persons army say about them?
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:Slarg232 wrote:Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:Slarg232 wrote:Melissia wrote:... SOMETIMES questionable?
For the love of the Dark Gods, don't ask. Beleive me, being part Nurgle myself, I know that you don't want to know.
I'll give you a hint, though: it is eaten both BEFORE and AFTER the bathing ceremony.
And, occasionaly, during.


This has been the most disturbing series of posts I have ever witnessed since...Monday?
BTW, Death Korps of Krieg are more akin to World War 1. Armageddon forces are similar to WWII.
We should profile posters and see where that gets us!
(Add your own in, becuase I can't see your armies)
Me = A racist aussie (anti-american?), army boy
Little Lord Fauntleroy =
Melissa = A drunk catholic pervert with military experience?
Slarg232 =
Chowderhead = Drunk
DeathReaper = Twilight AND Lost Boys Fan
Dash of Pepper = Very Drunk
Shadowbrand = Drunk Furry
SaintHazard = A Twelve-year-old sexually repressed alcoholic perverted Catholic anime fan. Who is secretly a robot.
Anpu42 = Rich. Very much so.
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This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2010/09/21 23:17:28
Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/09/21 23:21:12
Subject: What does a persons army say about them?
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Annoyed Blood Angel Devastator
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Devastator wrote:its old finnish air force symbol
As a person who crapped on someone else for misconstruing death korps for being WW2 themed, I'm sure you know the grand majority of people would take it as a color swap of the Swastika used by a certain Axis power.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/09/21 23:24:38
Subject: What does a persons army say about them?
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Slick wrote:Devastator wrote:its old finnish air force symbol
As a person who crapped on someone else for misconstruing death korps for being WW2 themed, I'm sure you know the grand majority of people would take it as a color swap of the Swastika used by a certain Axis power.
Why the hell do you think he does it?
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/09/21 23:28:11
Subject: What does a persons army say about them?
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Bonkers Buggy Driver with Rockets
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Emperors Faithful wrote:
Space Wolves: Furries...well actually every hairy/older gamer that I know collects them, but they're probably furries too
Orks: The Drunks (angry or no)
Well they are my two armies!!!
Pretty accurate actually
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Apologies for talking positively about games I enjoy.
Orkz Rokk!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/09/21 23:38:32
Subject: What does a persons army say about them?
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Veteran ORC
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Emperors Faithful = A racist aussie (anti-american?), army boy
Little Lord Fauntleroy =
Melissa = A drunk catholic pervert with military experience?
Slarg232 = Slipknot listener
Chowderhead = Drunk
DeathReaper = Twilight AND Lost Boys Fan
Dash of Pepper = Very Drunk
Shadowbrand = Drunk Furry
SaintHazard = A Twelve-year-old sexually repressed alcoholic perverted Catholic anime fan. Who is secretly a robot.
Anpu42 = Rich. Very much so.
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I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/09/21 23:58:25
Subject: What does a persons army say about them?
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Gargantuan Gargant
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Digging a lot of the humor here, but my case is kind of inverted. I don't play Space Wolves and Chaos because I'm a metalhead that digs vikings. I don't play SW and CSM because I'm a metalhead that digs vikings.
I think the exaggeration of themes that makes the (hilarious) stereotyping so easy is a turnoff for some people. I don't see most CSM as badass, like they're meant to be, I see them as the rejects of crappy power metal music videos, covered in a pungent layer of GW's patented grimdark spike-vomit. For SW, they took a fantastic pool of mythology, then relegated the only moderately faithful representations to character names. The rest is just "DO U LIEK MY MOHAWK AND FACEBRAIDZ I HAS A WOLFPELT!" Oh, and the color scheme is rather... meh (to each their own and all of those standard "don't hit me!" qualifiers).
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The Dreadnote wrote:But the Emperor already has a shrine, in the form of your local Games Workshop. You honour him by sacrificing your money to the plastic effigies of his warriors. In time, your devotion will be rewarded with the gift of having even more effigies to worship. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/09/22 00:17:31
Subject: Re:What does a persons army say about them?
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Stormin' Stompa
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I collect Blood Angels (not bandwagon jumper) and hate Twilight.
I read the first page and cried blood. Literally. (just a wee bit)
I liked vampires before Twatlight came out.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/09/22 00:25:48
Subject: What does a persons army say about them?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Slarg232 and Emperors Faithful wrote:Emperors Faithful = A racist aussie (anti-american?), army boy
Little Lord Fauntleroy =
Melissa = A drunk catholic pervert with military experience?
Slarg232 = Slipknot listener
Chowderhead = Drunk
DeathReaper = Twilight AND Lost Boys Fan
Dash of Pepper = Very Drunk
Shadowbrand = Drunk Furry
SaintHazard = A Twelve-year-old sexually repressed alcoholic perverted Catholic anime fan. Who is secretly a robot.
Anpu42 = Rich. Very much so.
I like mine the best.
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DQ:80+S+++G++M+B+I+Pw40k10#+D++A++/areWD-R+++T(D)DM+ |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/09/22 00:30:23
Subject: Re:What does a persons army say about them?
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Veteran ORC
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Tis a good'n.
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I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/09/22 00:40:43
Subject: What does a persons army say about them?
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Lethal Lhamean
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i wouldnt say ork players are drunk..... just seriously compulsive and perhaps somehwat zen.... what with orks being the most enlightend of the 40k races. either that or just lovins the multiple gigantic guns and need to go smashin peoples 'eads.
oy!! now wheres me ale!?!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/09/22 01:07:25
Subject: What does a persons army say about them?
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Fixture of Dakka
Feasting on the souls of unworthy opponents
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Devastator wrote:its old finnish air force symbol
Yes, and it predates the Finnish too.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastika
However, you weren't in the old Finnish Air Force, its an offensive avatar to the ENTIRE FETHING WORLD, and the only reason I can think of you using it is for shock value. You can't smugly hide behind a scantily clad, "Someone else used it first" to gain acceptance for promoting the use of the flagship symbol for racism, bigotry, oppression and genocide.
Get over yourself and for the love of Christ, change your Avatar.
I've reported your post in the hopes that a moderator will forcibly remove either you or your avatar; I would strongly encourage any NON-NAZIs in the room to do the same. Yes, I'm a Jew. And pissed.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/09/22 01:20:49
Subject: Re:What does a persons army say about them?
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Lubeck
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+1 to Dash's post
And the Finnish Air Force happily flew around in German bombers and fighters sent by Nazi Germany as a present, which leaves a kinda bad taste in my mouth considerin this symbolism.
And something topic-related:
I think Orks just represent something that is existent in every human male more or less: The fascination with things that go BOOM, have a nice kick, have a sharp blade or any other dangerously interesting attributes. I, personally, love the Mek attitude of just hammering stuff together and see if it works - that would make modern engineering so much more fun!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/09/22 02:01:20
Subject: Re:What does a persons army say about them?
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Fighter Ace
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This thread makes me wanna kill myself now... so Dark Angels or Necrons for a new army?
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I won't bother. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/09/22 02:23:10
Subject: What does a persons army say about them?
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Emperors Faithful wrote:Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:Slarg232 wrote:Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:Slarg232 wrote:Melissia wrote:... SOMETIMES questionable?
For the love of the Dark Gods, don't ask. Beleive me, being part Nurgle myself, I know that you don't want to know.
I'll give you a hint, though: it is eaten both BEFORE and AFTER the bathing ceremony.
And, occasionaly, during.


This has been the most disturbing series of posts I have ever witnessed since...Monday?
BTW, Death Korps of Krieg are more akin to World War 1. Armageddon forces are similar to WWII.
We should profile posters and see where that gets us!
(Add your own in, becuase I can't see your armies)
Me = A racist aussie (anti-american?), army boy
Little Lord Fauntleroy =
Melissa = A drunk catholic pervert with military experience?
Slarg232 =
Chowderhead = Crazed
DeathReaper = Twilight AND Lost Boys Fan
Dash of Pepper = Very Drunk
Shadowbrand = Drunk Furry
SaintHazard = A Twelve-year-old sexually repressed alcoholic perverted Catholic anime fan. Who is secretly a robot.
Anpu42 = Rich. Very much so.
Alright. Fixed it for ya
1. I am not drunk. In fact, I can't even drink without getting firmly planted in the ICU
2. I thought SaintHazard was secretly a nun, but alright.
3. No Pooftas
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5. No pooftas
6. There is no rule 6.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/09/22 02:28:30
Subject: Re:What does a persons army say about them?
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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Aw Freyas hard tits! I will only say this once.
Space Wolves aren't furry. They can't even field wolfen anymore.
We kill the wolf and drink it's blood and wear its fur to become just like it. A furry would lick its bum and eat it's gak.
Space Wolves are space vikings! we fear no man, woman or Xeno. Hell we even hate the Inquisition, but who doesn't!?!?
We sail the star of seas we are the sky warriors!
I however have no quarrel about being a drunk. Let's face it I love the liquor.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/09/22 02:29:05
I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/09/22 02:39:34
Subject: What does a persons army say about them?
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Fighter Ace
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Emperors Faithful = A racist aussie (anti-american?), army boy
Little Lord Fauntleroy =
Melissa = A drunk catholic pervert with military experience?
Slarg232 =
Chowderhead = Crazed Drunk
DeathReaper = Twilight AND Lost Boys Fan
Dash of Pepper = Very Drunk
Shadowbrand = Drunk Furry
SaintHazard = A Twelve-year-old sexually repressed alcoholic perverted Catholic anime fan. Who is secretly a robot.
Anpu42 = Rich. Very much so.
Vargtass = Happy drunk
Added myself in and fixed Chowderhead.
I would like to think of myself as a happy drunk who everyone likes at the party, mostly because I almost always lose but my Orks are hilarious to run, both to me and my pals. Did I mention I paint them 2nd Ed style?
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I won't bother. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/09/22 02:46:20
Subject: What does a persons army say about them?
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Grim Rune Priest in the Eye of the Storm
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Anpu42 = Rich. Very much so.
No I am a 30 year Pack-Rat
I just can't git rid of anthing.
My SM/ DA/ BA army is actualt the set of Same Figures jst reperposed for each game.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/09/22 02:55:07
Subject: What does a persons army say about them?
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Vargtass wrote:Emperors Faithful = A racist aussie (anti-american?), army boy
Little Lord Fauntleroy =
Melissa = A drunk catholic pervert with military experience?
Slarg232 =
Chowderhead = Crazed Drunk
DeathReaper = Twilight AND Lost Boys Fan
Dash of Pepper = Very Drunk
Shadowbrand = Drunk Furry
SaintHazard = A Twelve-year-old sexually repressed alcoholic perverted Catholic anime fan. Who is secretly a robot.
Anpu42 = Rich. Very much so.
Vargtass = Malevolent drunk
Added myself in and fixed Chowderhead.
I would like to think of myself as a happy drunk who everyone likes at the party, mostly because I almost always lose but my Orks are hilarious to run, both to me and my pals. Did I mention I paint them 2nd Ed style?
I go for a Blood Axe Camo for my Orks.
Also, Fixed it for ya!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/09/22 02:57:54
Subject: Re:What does a persons army say about them?
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Fighter Ace
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I see, so painting 2nd Ed style is malevolent...
Or is it the two SAG that put me with the evil half?
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I won't bother. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/09/22 03:02:44
Subject: What does a persons army say about them?
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Grim Rune Priest in the Eye of the Storm
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Anpu42 wrote:Ok my Armies
-Space Wolves
-Space Marines
-Deathwing
-Blood Angles
-Imperial Guard
-Daemon Hunters
-Skaven
By the list I am a
12 year old, Furry-Goth who is into Religion, Blood and Death
I am Anubis!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/09/22 03:11:29
Subject: Re:What does a persons army say about them?
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Vargtass wrote:I see, so painting 2nd Ed style is malevolent...
Or is it the two SAG that put me with the evil half?
I always imagined you qs a sith lord...
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/09/22 03:17:43
Subject: Re:What does a persons army say about them?
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Fighter Ace
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chowderhead13 wrote:Vargtass wrote:I see, so painting 2nd Ed style is malevolent...
Or is it the two SAG that put me with the evil half?
I always imagined you qs a sith lord...
qs? You will have to excuse me, when I was born computers filled up more space than my car does and thus I am not familiar with you young kids and your hiphop and videogames and netspeak.
And if you mean "as a sith lord", I must start thinking about how I compose my messages, wouldn't want the internets to believe that I am in any way related to Darth Vader in Revenge of the Sith...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/09/22 03:18:53
Subject: Re:What does a persons army say about them?
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Veteran ORC
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Vargtass wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Vargtass wrote:I see, so painting 2nd Ed style is malevolent...
Or is it the two SAG that put me with the evil half?
I always imagined you qs a sith lord...
qs? You will have to excuse me, when I was born computers filled up more space than my car does and thus I am not familiar with you young kids and your hiphop and videogames and netspeak.
he meant "as", QS doesn't stand for anything, as far as I know.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/09/22 03:20:26
Subject: Re:What does a persons army say about them?
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Fighter Ace
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Yeah, I realized that just after I posted...
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I won't bother. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/09/22 03:23:10
Subject: What does a persons army say about them?
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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My ipod doesn't have spellcheck. Sheesh.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/09/22 03:29:10
Subject: What does a persons army say about them?
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Veteran ORC
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chowderhead13 wrote:My ipod doesn't have spellcheck. Sheesh.
Were you not expecting the Grammar Inquisition?
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I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. |
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