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sarpedons-right-hand wrote:@rockerbike, dude was your oppo an Australian? It's just I read that post of yours in my head with an Aussie accent and I lol'd!

Yes but he spoke in a very hip-hop like accent.


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Sidstyler wrote:

IXBEHEMOTHXI wrote:"ZOMG your Necrons are so broken and overpowered! I cant believe you! you're cheating! that doomsday ark never scatters, it's so unfair! My Tau don't stand a chance! If you get a doomsday ark then I get an extra two hammerheads! that'll be fair then!"

that was against 3 hammerheads and two squads of broadsides, he packed up and left on turn 3 because he lost one of those hammerheads.......

...wait...what? Was this an Apocalypse game or something?

rockerbikie wrote:I complained to the Judges about his poor Sportmanship, that person came last. I have not seen him since.

I take it you brought up the racism, too?

Rascism is poor sportsmanship.


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ninja13 wrote:Well, I never get gak from players. My guard are not op.

Rockerbikie, it's either your making this up, or you have a magnet for insults. What is with that?

Wollongong is known for bad teen Behaviour, high crime and High unemployment. Kids think that they are very tough around her and they can act how they like.

rockerbikie wrote:Here's another one. I was at a Tournament with my Red Corsairs and I was paired up with a Black Guy who plays Salamander.

Him: My censored Salamander will kick your White Cracker Pirate Ass.
Me: Sure whatever you say.

Turn 2. My Khorne Beserkers with Huron beats Forgefather Vulkan He’stan and his Terminator Squad in Close Combat.
Him: These dice are rigged for ya' Cracker Pirates I tell ya, my niggs should be winning.

Turn 4 I held both objectives.
Him: Your cracker list is chessy, also you were a bad sport.(I did not even do anything bad, I was calm the entire time) Your army is also painted terribly so you will come like 10th and I will come first due my awesome skills bra in my later matches. Your crackers were lucky against my niggs.

I complained to the Judges about his poor Sportmanship, that person came last. I have not seen him since.

I have never herd a koori speak like that in my life.

Jubear wrote:

rockerbikie wrote:Here's another one. I was at a Tournament with my Red Corsairs and I was paired up with a Black Guy who plays Salamander.

Him: My censored Salamander will kick your White Cracker Pirate Ass.
Me: Sure whatever you say.

Turn 2. My Khorne Beserkers with Huron beats Forgefather Vulkan He’stan and his Terminator Squad in Close Combat.
Him: These dice are rigged for ya' Cracker Pirates I tell ya, my niggs should be winning.

Turn 4 I held both objectives.
Him: Your cracker list is chessy, also you were a bad sport.(I did not even do anything bad, I was calm the entire time) Your army is also painted terribly so you will come like 10th and I will come first due my awesome skills bra in my later matches. Your crackers were lucky against my niggs.

I complained to the Judges about his poor Sportmanship, that person came last. I have not seen him since.

I have never herd a koori speak like that in my life.

He is apparently an "Afrian-Australian".

To: my Green Karchev Khador painted green with flaming bases / jacks green stuffed to be on fire...

"Boy you must like Salamander dreadnaughts."

From: a 30 year old opponent who does not paint, and refuses to play that "warmachine" game because there "is not an iron man character" ....

To: my Gorten lead Searforge painted rusty yellow

"Why do they look like construction jacks?" Can't you take Nomads or Freebooters in Searforge. Response: because Searforge uses construction jacks, and no its a restrictive contract, I cannot take that.

Result of game: Gorten, landslide, strength of Granite on Driller, Thor tunes Driller damage. Driller goes into Karchev who has low defense due to landslide, carves through Karchev due to boosted damage rolls.

Opponent "Searforge is broken".... right...

Wollongong?

I went there.
My mum was from Campbeltown in Scotland and I visited Campbelltown in NSW while I was there.
Dropped in on Wollongong.

I liked it.

Grimtuff -

akira5665 wrote:
"Hah, that Imperator Titan is way out of scale!"

This coming from a goose that doesn't even own a Warhound - let alone a Reaver or Warlord Titan.

Pfft. Monkey flinging its Faeces has more of my respect...

Ummm what?

Why must one own a Titan to be able to judge if something is out of scale? I've seen people that think Warlords should be about 4-6ft tall and Imperators 6-7ft tall in 40k scale. This is quite clearly out of scale and waaay too big. But what do I know, I'm not deemed worthy of this opinion as I don't own a 40k scale Titan.

No - but it is similar to listening to a Blind man criticising the shade of red you painted your Firetruck with.

And when you see my Titan College - you will see what I am referring to. I wasn't talking about other 'people' - I was talking about mine. And yes - they are to scale.

Basically anything about Ultramarines...

"The Doomsday Ark? You're an idiot! My Eldar will stomp you out like nothing!"

Doomsday Ark makes a great T3 hunter when moving, no objectives for him once I got to his Dire Avengers.

It looks like people need to stop playing with some of these players that are incredible jerks. I would be like eh it's not worth my time to play you anymore, because I stopped having fun when you started being a tool. Pack my stuff up and leave.

An opponent at a past-year's 'ard Boyz scoffed at my army list, laughing at me for taking Dark Reapers. "You take Dark Reapers?" he smirked.

He conceded before Turn 5.

runmymouth wrote:It looks like people need to stop playing with some of these players that are incredible jerks. I would be like eh it's not worth my time to play you anymore, because I stopped having fun when you started being a tool. Pack my stuff up and leave.

Eh, I kinda like being a jerk, subtly, right back at them.

I once asked my friend if his Scorpion Green painted CSM were Salamanders.

Opponent: "Those Long Fangs scare the crap out of me!" Umm... you mean my two Rune Priests and 34 Grey Hunters don't?

King Pariah wrote:

runmymouth wrote:It looks like people need to stop playing with some of these players that are incredible jerks. I would be like eh it's not worth my time to play you anymore, because I stopped having fun when you started being a tool. Pack my stuff up and leave.

Eh, I kinda like being a jerk, subtly, right back at them.

Some of these go beyond trash talk. Trash talk is all fun and good, being a tool is not.

puma713 wrote:An opponent at a past-year's 'ard Boyz scoffed at my army list, laughing at me for taking Dark Reapers. "You take Dark Reapers?" he smirked.

He conceded before Turn 5.

I somehow doubt the Dark Reapers had much to do with it though.

rob-or-ross wrote:Wollongong?

I went there.
My mum was from Campbeltown in Scotland and I visited Campbelltown in NSW while I was there.
Dropped in on Wollongong.

I liked it.

I take it you didn't see the rest of Australia? I live in Campbelltown, and I used to live in Wollongong. I can safely say there are far, far better places to vist.

DarknessEternal wrote:

puma713 wrote:An opponent at a past-year's 'ard Boyz scoffed at my army list, laughing at me for taking Dark Reapers. "You take Dark Reapers?" he smirked.

He conceded before Turn 5.

I somehow doubt the Dark Reapers had much to do with it though.

You're right. But still. . .

King Pariah wrote:

runmymouth wrote:It looks like people need to stop playing with some of these players that are incredible jerks. I would be like eh it's not worth my time to play you anymore, because I stopped having fun when you started being a tool. Pack my stuff up and leave.

Eh, I kinda like being a jerk, subtly, right back at them.

me too

Bat Manuel wrote:

"Those aren't Blood Angels/Dark Angels/Ultramarines, they aren't painted like in the book."

This!

Ogryn wrote:Eldar are Panzees.

Dude's just quoting 1st/2nd edition Orks...

Judging from this thread, 40k must have a lot more teenagers playing than WFB does. I'd nerd rage at my opponent if he acted like your opponents here. I feel bad for the 40k community if you have to suffer such fools.

akira5665 wrote:"Hah, that Imperator Titan is way out of scale!"

This coming from a goose that doesn't even own a Warhound - let alone a Reaver or Warlord Titan.

Pfft. Monkey flinging its Faeces has more of my respect...

I'm still not 100% on what part of not owning a titan model makes you incapable of knowing scale?

Sorry if I was unclear Ph34r.

Someone with no frame of reference( What they have done/own/dealt with) has zero validity in criticism, IMO.

It was a statement made by a person who has less than 20 painted Models, and less than 2000 points in total, not a tourney rule or a Games fact.

I stuck to the OP's frame of reference to the post.

I have an Imperator, Warlord , Reaver, Warhound and Knight Paladin(NOT a Titan ). So I stated what I thought was a crappy statement, not what was factual - based on your understanding. Cool brother?

Being said that my army (which is Eldar btw.) is really cheesy and that Ultramarines are gay. The insult to the Ultras came from some under aged kid who was enjoying some energy drink, but I cant understand that why are Eldar cheese? They have an outdated codex, most stuff is overpriced and I dont win so many times with them.

Damn almost forgot. I've also been told that my Cryx army is fething . This is can almost understand...

"Uh, why did you bring Banshees.. they suck."

puma713 wrote:An opponent at a past-year's 'ard Boyz scoffed at my army list, laughing at me for taking Dark Reapers. "You take Dark Reapers?" he smirked.

He conceded before Turn 5.

I've never understood this either. Dark Reapers seem like a hidden gem that some Eldar players use. I used them, and loved the for the tournament scene. I found them survivable in terrain, and can drop a MEQ squads to nearly ineffective in a turn if given opportunity. Given the amount of 3+ armor, MEQ, and Grey Knights, I'd love to watch Eldar players sit pack and play kill the Beakies. The Eldar book is fun, fluffy, and dangerous when in the hands of a skilled player with proper model support. Most newer players typically have to be gaming slapped by a Eldar player to take a 2nd look at the armor other then Eldra, Fire Prisms, min/maxed Avengers - Dragons in Serpents.

"Battlewagon rush is broken, deff rollas are broken, it's a totally OP army and will be marked down severely in the comp score" - Tourney Organizers X and Y.

It wasn't a major issue, as I didn't compete in the end, but I counted over 25 Land Raiders at that tourney, many MEQ armies including 2 and some with 3... Some of these were marked up as 'thematic', but the deffrolla battlewagons were viewed as cheesy and horribly broken, despite having to take their side armour 12, rear armour 10 asses across the battlefield to get at any A14 on the other side in the first place.

njpc wrote:

puma713 wrote:An opponent at a past-year's 'ard Boyz scoffed at my army list, laughing at me for taking Dark Reapers. "You take Dark Reapers?" he smirked.

He conceded before Turn 5.

I've never understood this either. Dark Reapers seem like a hidden gem that some Eldar players use. I used them, and loved the for the tournament scene. I found them survivable in terrain, and can drop a MEQ squads to nearly ineffective in a turn if given opportunity. Given the amount of 3+ armor, MEQ, and Grey Knights, I'd love to watch Eldar players sit pack and play kill the Beakies. The Eldar book is fun, fluffy, and dangerous when in the hands of a skilled player with proper model support. Most newer players typically have to be gaming slapped by a Eldar player to take a 2nd look at the armor other then Eldra, Fire Prisms, min/maxed Avengers - Dragons in Serpents.

Agreed. I play a lot of wacky lists. Sometimes they work, sometimes they don't. But Reapers rarely fail me. I think I die little bit more inside when I read posts like, "The only competitive Eldar build is. . ." and they list spammed Dragons, Avengers and Fire Prisms .

All these come from one guy. Guy who says this never plays and just likes to sit on the sidelines and back seat game. Because he reads stuff on the internet, he thinks he knows what's good.

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"If your guard army dosen't have atleast 20 autocannons then it's terrible. My marens could rip it apart."
(Army in question wins tournament, and guy would never play agiest the owner of this army..)
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This is the best thow. In all honesty when most people hear this story they don't believe it could actually happen.

"Orks are not a competitive army. You should realy play CSM instead, now that's a competive army."
(I point out that I play both Orks and CSM, and that I find orks the more competitive army. I also explain to him why I find this. I also point out that I always do better in tournies with orks then CSM, and why this is.)
"Well. Just because your playing agiest crappy players, dosen't mean the army is good."


(I am one of the "regulars" who play ageist everyone at the store as regularly as I can. He in one comment implied that basicly neveryone at the store is a crappy player. They also point out he plays more Magic the gathering then he dose Warhammer so what should he know about their skill level? He doesn't even play ageist us.)

"I don't need to play ageist you to know your not very good at this game. I just look at your armies to know that!" People they procede to chew him out for being a back seat gamer who dosen't know when to shut the feth up.....
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Latter a bunch of us warhammer players went to the LGS dureing friday night magic and we begin to back set game his game of magic the gathering.

"Where is your black lotus? You know every winning deck needs one."
"Your playing red? Red is for chumps! You should be playing vampires. That's a deck that can win games."
"You shouldn't of played that card just yet."
ect, ect, ect.

He then wrote a letter to us and had the owner of the store give it to us next thursday. that we are to leave him alone on friday night magic from now on.

Many laughs were had. We have never seen him at Warhammer night agien.

Tbh.. any comment along the lines of "Your army sucks!"
If I wanted to hear your fething poor opinion on something you dont even know about, I would have asked a random person in the street what I thought about My army. They would respond with what this person insulting my army is basically saying:
"I have no idea"

First time i took my Ork army to my gaming club, a guy looked at them and said ''Let me show you how to paint an ork''

Ive never had an experience were i wanted to rip a guys throat out as much as there. Maybe it's me who is too sensitive about my army?