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Made in gb
Guard Heavy Weapon Crewman





Atherton, Greater Manchester, England

Psyker in an IG Command Squad with Commissar - Commissar shoots the psyker in the face every dam game one first turn...

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"Come to plague me, rape and take me, Politician, inquisition They're closing in, the iron round. To strangulate your way to live, They promise everything but they betray
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Assassin with Black Lotus Poison





Bristol

Lar'shi wrote:Psyker in an IG Command Squad with Commissar - Commissar shoots the psyker in the face every dam game one first turn...


"If you will not serve in combat then you will serve on the firing line!"

"But we haven't even got to combat yet..."

BANG!

"Fear ensures loyalty!"

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Stealthy Space Wolves Scout






Lincolnton, NC

this didnt happen to me but to a guy I played.....He had Marneus Calgar and his retinue running up the sideline to try and outflank me........they were in a land raider........after dispossing of some other attacks I turn my sights on it with my Space Wolves Long Fang Squad my first shot came from a lascannon.........penned it......nice fiery explosion

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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller






Was playing my first apocalypse with my shokk attack gun. We get first turn. And what did I roll? Snake eyes. Then I rolled boxes for the explosion. He, 10 grots and runtherd, 10 lootas, and a nearby biker were instantly gone.......
   
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Fresh-Faced New User





My TL AC dread always seems to suck. between the autocannons and the storm bolters, I usually kill a stray Troop here and there. Bikes? Nope. Fire Warriors? Uh-uh. AV10 Skimmers? Nada.

Does OK in CC sometimes, but usually a waste.
   
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AC are meant to take out low AV vehicles.

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Made in gb
Lieutenant Colonel







10 man Scout sniper unit with Telion Objective Camping. Down comes a BA Sanguinary guard unit with FNP (I think because within 12" of an Apocathery), lots of rending shots, 0 Kills, whole unit wiped out in hand to hand next turn.

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Made in nz
Trustworthy Shas'vre





In a hole in New Zealand with internet access

This happens whenever I try to take out a mc with anything in my army....

Why wont it die!

   
Made in gb
Guard Heavy Weapon Crewman





Atherton, Greater Manchester, England

Lar'shi wrotesyker in an IG Command Squad with Commissar - Commissar shoots the psyker in the face every dam game one first turn...




"If you will not serve in combat then you will serve on the firing line!"

"But we haven't even got to combat yet..."

BANG!

"Fear ensures loyalty!"




My psykers name is "Merlyn the awful" and my commissars name is "Sir Galahad" and on top of that the platoon call sign is "Camelot" lol The irony

"Come to plague me, rape and take me, Politician, inquisition They're closing in, the iron round. To strangulate your way to live, They promise everything but they betray
And though they crash the hammer down Hold your ground, or tomorrow it will be taken, Hold your ground or it will be taken,"

Guys and gals please go to this link http://www.videocoins.com/video/2afec8d1/dominic1988/?referrerId=11011 every video you watch gives 1p to charity please spend 5 mins a day watching them

I will protect the Emperor in a tank or just on foot. I will do whatever it should take to protect my Emperor!  
   
Made in gb
Lieutenant Colonel







Lar'shi wrote:
Lar'shi wrotesyker in an IG Command Squad with Commissar - Commissar shoots the psyker in the face every dam game one first turn...




"If you will not serve in combat then you will serve on the firing line!"

"But we haven't even got to combat yet..."

BANG!

"Fear ensures loyalty!"





My psykers name is "Merlyn the awful" and my commissars name is "Sir Galahad" and on top of that the platoon call sign is "Camelot" lol The irony


Do mean Galahad or Brave sir Robin?

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Calgary, AB

mwnciboo wrote:

Do mean Galahad or Brave sir Robin?


platoon sargeant would have been robin, commissar? Galahad sounds right.

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Assassin with Black Lotus Poison





Bristol

poda_t wrote:
mwnciboo wrote:

Do mean Galahad or Brave sir Robin?


platoon sargeant would have been robin, commissar? Galahad sounds right.


But would a commissar react the same as Galahad when faced with a convent of sisters in need of a spanking?

The Laws of Thermodynamics:
1) You cannot win. 2) You cannot break even. 3) You cannot stop playing the game.

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Member of the Ethereal Council






Not me but happened to my opponent. Land raider gets penetrated and wrecked by a conversion beam first move of the game.
But last game i haad snipers with telion, they got wiped out by a drop pod tactical squad.

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Somewhere Ironic

mwnciboo wrote:10 man Scout sniper unit with Telion Objective Camping. Down comes a BA Sanguinary guard unit with FNP (I think because within 12" of an Apocathery), lots of rending shots, 0 Kills, whole unit wiped out in hand to hand next turn.


FNP gets ignored by anything that ignores armor. Rending wound rolls of 6 ignore armor.

Either you gakked up, or your friend is a cheater.

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Shadelkan wrote:
mwnciboo wrote:10 man Scout sniper unit with Telion Objective Camping. Down comes a BA Sanguinary guard unit with FNP (I think because within 12" of an Apocathery), lots of rending shots, 0 Kills, whole unit wiped out in hand to hand next turn.


FNP gets ignored by anything that ignores armor. Rending wound rolls of 6 ignore armor.

Either you gakked up, or your friend is a cheater.


Neither actually, just didn't roll an 6's for the sniper rifles that hit or wounds for Telions Stalker Bolter...So therefore they were normal wounds, (as they only become rending on a 6 for the sniper rifles) so he was able to make the FNP roll as they are normal wounds , granted they wound on 4+ regardless of toughness.

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Made in ca
Deranged Necron Destroyer




Somewhere Ironic

Right, figured when you said lots of rending shots, you meant some of them were rending.

Love the Baldur's Gate profile pic btw.

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It's actually from a North American Indian Portrait (but I can see the baldurs connection too!).

That rat basterd johnny depp has ruined my image by ripping my avatar off..



I ripped this off well before he did... lol

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