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Pacific wrote:It just serves to reinforce some of the opinions of the ancient Greek philosophers when they ultimately concluded that democracy might not be the best idea..


I think they may have been onto something.

TheHammer wrote:Hey, it's almost like white people have no clue how excited religious African Americans are to live in a world that has seen an African American president!

Or is that racist of them? I always get confused about how that works. Only straight, white, Christian men are the target of discrimination these days, right?


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 Pacific wrote:
It just serves to reinforce some of the opinions of the ancient Greek philosophers when they ultimately concluded that democracy might not be the best idea.. the Macedonians had conquered Athens, and that their new patrons didn't want to hear about democracy.

FTFY



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 daedalus-templarius wrote:
Pacific wrote:It just serves to reinforce some of the opinions of the ancient Greek philosophers when they ultimately concluded that democracy might not be the best idea..


I think they may have been onto something.


Plato was the kind of political thinker that thought that banning musical instruments would effectively suppress emotions in humans. Or that small/weak children shouldn't be fed. Or that strong children should go to war along their parents. Or that democracy was a bad thing.

Aristotle was a much better political theorist, and advocated a political organisation that included elements of all three general systems, kingship, aristocraty and democracy, as to get the best of all systems.

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 Frazzled wrote:
For a moment there I was concerned. I thought he was threatening '1,000 years of Walker: Texas Ranger' if Obama won.




So shouold we start a poll to guess which crazy washed up actor will talk to a chair and/or proclaim the apocalypse next?

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 Pacific wrote:
It just serves to reinforce some of the opinions of the ancient Greek philosophers when they ultimately concluded that democracy might not be the best idea..


It seems to work fairly well considering the living conditions of people under non-democratic nations is usually worse of than the democratic ones.
   
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 Kovnik Obama wrote:
 daedalus-templarius wrote:
Pacific wrote:It just serves to reinforce some of the opinions of the ancient Greek philosophers when they ultimately concluded that democracy might not be the best idea..


I think they may have been onto something.


Plato was the kind of political thinker that thought that banning musical instruments would effectively suppress emotions in humans. Or that small/weak children shouldn't be fed. Or that strong children should go to war along their parents. Or that democracy was a bad thing.

Aristotle was a much better political theorist, and advocated a political organisation that included elements of all three general systems, kingship, aristocraty and democracy, as to get the best of all systems.


Aristotle was a smart dude.

   
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Okay, Chuck Norris' argument seems like blind patriotism to me. He did not explain why the low priority Obama placed on personal freedom was bad, and didn't acknowledge the many possible benefits of a more Socialist system. As a Socialist myself, it really gets on my nerves when people do that.

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 DOOMBREAD wrote:
Okay, Chuck Norris' argument seems like blind patriotism to me. He did not explain why the low priority Obama placed on personal freedom was bad, and didn't acknowledge the many possible benefits of a more Socialist system. As a Socialist myself, it really gets on my nerves when people do that.


Norris has taken too many blows to the head and thinks real life is actually one of his crappy action movies...

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 AlmightyWalrus wrote:


Ah, Fox News, delivering quality rubbish as always.


Haha that 'zizzer' guy was entertaining, a lone (probably trolling) person fighting against the wave of intelligent life which was posting those comments.

And in relation to Chuck Norris...whose seen Expendables 2? I mean, come on, he was funny in that...although I was laughing all movie, he was exceptional. How many takes for the Chuck Norris joke to be told straight faced do you think?

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 CT GAMER wrote:
 DOOMBREAD wrote:
Okay, Chuck Norris' argument seems like blind patriotism to me. He did not explain why the low priority Obama placed on personal freedom was bad, and didn't acknowledge the many possible benefits of a more Socialist system. As a Socialist myself, it really gets on my nerves when people do that.


Norris has taken too many blows to the head and thinks real life is actually one of his crappy action movies...


Definitely one of the funnier things I've read on Dakka. Here, good sir, have an exalt. You've earned it.

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