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 Melissia wrote:
I think I'll just leave this here:

Spoiler:


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 aosol wrote:
 Melissia wrote:
I think I'll just leave this here:

Spoiler:


Thread over.
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 Melissia wrote:
Chuck Norris is, and always has been, a gakky actor, a mediocre-at-best martial artist, and a complete moron.

This hardly changes any of that.


Actually thats not correct:

Martial arts career
Norris in 1976Norris was defeated in his first two tournaments, dropping decisions to Joe Lewis and Allen Steen and three matches at the International Karate Championships to Tony Tulleners. By 1967 Norris had improved enough that he scored victories over the likes of Lewis, Skipper Mullins, Arnold Urquidez, Victor Moore, Ron Marchini, and Steve Sanders. In early 1968, Norris suffered the tenth and last loss of his career, losing an upset decision to Louis Delgado. On November 24, 1968, he avenged his defeat to Delgado and by doing so won the Professional Middleweight Karate champion title, which he held for six consecutive years.[9] In 1969, he won Karate's triple crown for the most tournament wins of the year, and the Fighter of the Year award by Black Belt Magazine.

Norris made history in 1990 when he was the first Westerner in the documented history of Tae Kwon Do to be given the rank of 8th Degree Black Belt Grand Master.[13] On July 1, 2000, Norris was presented the Golden Lifetime Achievement Award by the World Karate Union Hall of Fame. In 1999, Norris was inducted into the Martial Arts History Museum's Hall of Fame [49]


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What's notable about this vid is that Chuck Norris explicitly acknowledges that he believes something could be worse than socialism. I guess he could just be talking about communism, however, which would be kind of cheap.

   
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For a moment there I was concerned. I thought he was threatening '1,000 years of Walker: Texas Ranger' if Obama won.

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Meh, I can deal with a thousand years of darkness. I don't tan well, I just get freckles.

Livestock and agriculture might cause a problem, tho.

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At least he isn't Hank Williams Jnr... After reading this, noone can be against abortion...

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/hank-williams-jr-obama-muslim-president-130155210--politics.html



Hank Williams Jr. lashes out at Obama: ‘We’ve got a Muslim for a president who hates cowboys’
By Dylan Stableford, Yahoo! News | The Ticket – 9 hrs ago

Hank Williams Jr., whose "Monday Night Football" theme song was pulled by ESPN last year after he compared President Barack Obama to Adolf Hitler, lashed out at the president during a Labor Day weekend concert.
"We've got a Muslim for a president who hates cowboys, hates cowgirls, hates fishing, hates farming, loves gays, and we hate him!" Williams reportedly told the crowd at the Stockyards Music Festival in Fort Worth, Texas, on Sunday. Williams was the headliner.
Concert goers "let out a loud but less-than-unanimous cheer," Thor Christensen wrote in The Dallas Morning News.
According to Christensen's review:
The 63-year-old singer began his anti-gay commentary a few songs earlier, mocking "queer guitar pickers" in the middle of "All My Rowdy Friends Have Settled Down" before moving on to his next target: Liberal politicians, who he told to "move to Mexico" at the end of "We Don't Apologize For America."
Before it was pulled, Williams' song "All My Rowdy Friends" had opened "Monday Night Football" broadcasts for 20 years.
[Related: Are you ready for some Hitler? Williams says comments misunderstood]
While appearing as a guest on "Fox & Friends" to break down the 2012 GOP presidential field last October, Williams—who campaigned for John McCain in 2008—said the president's golf outing with House Speaker John Boehner at the height of the debt deal talks in June "would be like Hitler playing golf with [Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin] Netanyahu." He later called Obama and Vice President Joe Biden "the enemy."
After ESPN pulled the song, Williams issued a statement:
Some of us have strong opinions and are often misunderstood. My analogy was extreme—but it was to make a point. I was simply trying to explain how stupid it seemed to me—how ludicrous that pairing was. They're polar opposites and it made no sense. They don't see eye-to-eye and never will. I have always respected the office of the president.
Williams then wrote and recorded new lyrics directed at ESPN and Fox for his song "I'll Keep My":
So Fox 'n Friends wanna put me down/Ask for my opinion/Twist it all around. Well, two can play that gotcha game you'll see.


I have now added his name, along with Ted Nugent, to the list of 'humans' I intend to hunt for sport when I am finally named Emperor of the New World.




 
   
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 Jihadin wrote:
So now Clint Eastwood is a nutjob along with Chuck Norris.....wonder who the DNC has line up actorwise thats not calling for the death by drowning for the republicans


I don't know...how about Sean Penn.....or.....Alec Baldwin.....or....Tim Robbins....or.....any number of left wing Hollywood nutjobs.


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Didn't most of the Liberals in the Eastwood thread say how much they like him, and how the chair thing was surprising and seemed out of character?

Didn't all the Liberals and Moderates in the Ellen Barkin thread say that she's a nobody and dismiss her as another crazy person?

Doesn't that kind of demonstrate that the narrative you're parroting does not represent reality? At least in the discussions we're having on this forum?

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TheHammer wrote:
Summary:

Crazy guy says something crazy.
People point out this is crazy.
Some people try to defend this, possibly crazy.
Talk about voter rights.
People imagine voter fraud.
Turns out they do so because they conflate voter registration fraud with voter fraud.
This will likely be brought up again because these people are incapable of learning.
I'm sad.


Yeah. And the bit that makes me sad is it isn't just the usual suspects who are incapable of learning. It seems every time they turn up with the same old list of things that aren't actually true, a whole lot of us take the time to respond to each of them, pointing out the errors and somehow expecting that this time they'll see how things actually are and adjust their political views.

They don't learn, but neither do we, so we keep on spending our time posting corrections over and and over again.


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Didn't most of the Liberals in the Eastwood thread say how much they like him, and how the chair thing was surprising and seemed out of character?

Didn't all the Liberals and Moderates in the Ellen Barkin thread say that she's a nobody and dismiss her as another crazy person?

Doesn't that kind of demonstrate that the narrative you're parroting does not represent reality? At least in the discussions we're having on this forum?


Yep. Deliberate and willful rejection of reality.

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I like Eastwood and I think he is still pretty good. I disagree with him in some politics, but his statements on gay marriage were spot-on. His movies are also awesome.

Chuch Norris is just a b-actor who is famous for being a cult-classic and just crazy when it comes to politics IMO.

   
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 MeanGreenStompa wrote:
At least he isn't Hank Williams Jnr... After reading this, noone can be against abortion...

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/hank-williams-jr-obama-muslim-president-130155210--politics.html



Hank Williams Jr. lashes out at Obama: ‘We’ve got a Muslim for a president who hates cowboys’
By Dylan Stableford, Yahoo! News | The Ticket – 9 hrs ago

Hank Williams Jr., whose "Monday Night Football" theme song was pulled by ESPN last year after he compared President Barack Obama to Adolf Hitler, lashed out at the president during a Labor Day weekend concert.
"We've got a Muslim for a president who hates cowboys, hates cowgirls, hates fishing, hates farming, loves gays, and we hate him!" Williams reportedly told the crowd at the Stockyards Music Festival in Fort Worth, Texas, on Sunday. Williams was the headliner.
Concert goers "let out a loud but less-than-unanimous cheer," Thor Christensen wrote in The Dallas Morning News.
According to Christensen's review:
The 63-year-old singer began his anti-gay commentary a few songs earlier, mocking "queer guitar pickers" in the middle of "All My Rowdy Friends Have Settled Down" before moving on to his next target: Liberal politicians, who he told to "move to Mexico" at the end of "We Don't Apologize For America."
Before it was pulled, Williams' song "All My Rowdy Friends" had opened "Monday Night Football" broadcasts for 20 years.
[Related: Are you ready for some Hitler? Williams says comments misunderstood]
While appearing as a guest on "Fox & Friends" to break down the 2012 GOP presidential field last October, Williams—who campaigned for John McCain in 2008—said the president's golf outing with House Speaker John Boehner at the height of the debt deal talks in June "would be like Hitler playing golf with [Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin] Netanyahu." He later called Obama and Vice President Joe Biden "the enemy."
After ESPN pulled the song, Williams issued a statement:
Some of us have strong opinions and are often misunderstood. My analogy was extreme—but it was to make a point. I was simply trying to explain how stupid it seemed to me—how ludicrous that pairing was. They're polar opposites and it made no sense. They don't see eye-to-eye and never will. I have always respected the office of the president.
Williams then wrote and recorded new lyrics directed at ESPN and Fox for his song "I'll Keep My":
So Fox 'n Friends wanna put me down/Ask for my opinion/Twist it all around. Well, two can play that gotcha game you'll see.


I have now added his name, along with Ted Nugent, to the list of 'humans' I intend to hunt for sport when I am finally named Emperor of the New World.



Oh Hai Godwin. I was wondering when you were going to show up.
Anyway, yeah. Chuck Norris is a joke, and hardly deserves the "badass" reputation that the net gave him.
Now Bruce Campbell on the other hand...




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I like Eastwood and I think he is still pretty good. I disagree with him in some politics, but his statements on gay marriage were spot-on. His movies are also awesome.

Chuch Norris is just a b-actor who is famous for being a cult-classic and just crazy when it comes to politics IMO.



I'm not even sure if he's B-Grade. I think he's more like, C grade or something.

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Is he threatening the 1,000 years of darkness or saying Obama will cause them?
Because if it's the former we could just shoot him and then we'd be shiny.
If it's the latter that seems unlikely since Obama would be dead in 60/70 years at the most...

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Not sure he die in 60/70 yrs.

http://radio.foxnews.com/toddstarnes/top-stories/dnc-artwork-likens-obama-to-jesus.html

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Oh sweet Tartarus...the inanity of those facebook comments is staggering.

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It just serves to reinforce some of the opinions of the ancient Greek philosophers when they ultimately concluded that democracy might not be the best idea..

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Hey, it's almost like white people have no clue how excited religious African Americans are to live in a world that has seen an African American president!

Or is that racist of them? I always get confused about how that works. Only straight, white, Christian men are the target of discrimination these days, right?
   
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 Pacific wrote:
It just serves to reinforce some of the opinions of the ancient Greek philosophers when they ultimately concluded that democracy might not be the best idea..


More proof of the need for an enlightened Frazzled administration. A vote for Frazzled is a vote for a chewy treat in every bowl!

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