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**pax_imperialis**

Falcons will inexplicably count as open topped.
Wraithguard will triple in points cost, and be only be found in specially marked packets of breakfast cereal.
Aspect warriors will go from being fleet to slow and purposeful.

The secret of the Eldar's demise will finally be revealed: they pulled the tag off a mattress

**Timmy149**

Grey Templar wrote:
Harlequins will now have a new type of gun. It shoots flowers, models hit are removed from play as they feel shamed by getting rickrolled by clowns. Similarly, their melee attacks also remove from play. They also have a 3+ invuln save that is rerollable if the Harlequin is painted in at least 10 different colors.

Eldrad gets a new sculpt, the highlight of which is a massive codpiece to carry his, well, you know.

The new Eldar Flyer is amazing, it has 4 twin-linked bright lances and 2 twin-linked scatter lasers. Its also the very first vehicle kit made completely of finecast.

Also set to look like an...erm... p***s. (Not a Joke)

Also Monoliths are revealed to have hidden webway portals, Wraith-Constructs are now the main soldiery, Craftworlds praise slaanesh, and Mat Ward writes the codex, making the Phoenix Lords have 10's across the board.

**Kroothawk**

On the Nightwang, you find engraved Eldar runes. If you translate them they read:
"Help, I am a sculptor held hostage at Games Workshop in Nottingham."

**Timmy149**

Kroothawk wrote:
On the Nightwang, you find engraved Eldar runes. If you translate them they read:
"Help, I am a sculptor held hostage at Games Workshop in Nottingham."

The codex also has runes that state that Tom Kirby is holding the gods of GW hostage...