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You recieve Swag, lolz!!1

I insert a bycicle.

You recieve a spelling lesson.

I insert artillery dice.

You receive a super heavy artillery battery.

I insert a grammar book (to undo any harm caused by that terrible grammar above)

You receive an ORK codex, Orkish language edition.

I insert an old Slann.

You receive a psychic frog and a large stone altar.

I insert a kitten

You receive kitty litter.

I insert Margaret Thatcher.

The machine spews fecal matter at you.

I insert a fishhook.

You receive a slappyfish. It keeps slapping you.

I insert the house of parliment.

You receive the US congress. They defund you.

I insert the Codex Astartes

You receive an Epic scale space marine legion.

I insert a Russ.

You receive a metal box.

I insert Elton John.

You recieve either: A- a grey knight, or B- a candle in the wind.

I insert One Direction.

You receive another direction.

I insert a Snickers bar.

You receive an angry, ripped black man demanding to know where he is.

I insert a mars bar.

You recieve a Titan.

I insert a chipmonk.

You recieve an Adeptus Soritas flaming a vat full of oil and potato fragments.

I insert my hand and have a rummage around.

You receive a bloody stump and a visit from GW legal inquisition.

I insert David Bowie.

You receive a giant cod piece and a pair of crystal baubles.

I insert the GW legal inquisitor.

You receive a Fleshound of Khorne.

I insert a figure case.

You receive Doom II for the computer.

I insert snurl.

You receive a Pumpkin full of pure awesome and a bonus fish-slap.

I insert a slappyfish.

You receive a Monty Python skit.
I insert an Infinity miniature.

You receive an infinite amount of miniatures. (well not infinite per se, but a few boxes full at least)

I insert Morathi on her dark pegasus.

You receive a pair of socks. That are on fire

I insert a politician

You receive A Jervis Johnson Servo Skull.

I insert Skullvane Manse.

You receive a copy of "monkey island"

I insert a vending machine

You receive a C&D from GW legal, who have a copyright on "Vending Machine".

I insert a WAAC player.

You receive a metal killa kan moulded in solid gold

I insert a bag of Cheetos

You receive thousands of greasy fingerprints.

I insert Games Day tickets.

You receive a bunch of FW models.

I insert a packet of Jaffa cakes.