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 whembly wrote:

Port+Scarlett Johansson+Morgan Freeman...

Dude... that's my kind of night!


That's the kind of porno I kind of half want to see.
   
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 Cheesecat wrote:
 whembly wrote:

Port+Scarlett Johansson+Morgan Freeman...

Dude... that's my kind of night!


That's the kind of porno I kind of half want to see.


Morgan Freeman has that effect on people

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 A Town Called Malus wrote:
 Cheesecat wrote:
 whembly wrote:

Port+Scarlett Johansson+Morgan Freeman...

Dude... that's my kind of night!


That's the kind of porno I kind of half want to see.


Morgan Freeman has that effect on people



Porno narrated by Morgan Freeman!


That's gold Jerry! GOLD!!

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 Cheesecat wrote:
@Frazzled, I'm just teasing besides 50 Shades of Grey is geared towards chicks so you're not it's target audience plus the supposedly bad writing doesn't help either.


Yes. I'm not sure what kind of chicks though.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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 Seaward wrote:
I just think it's disgusting that the romantic interest is a white cisgendered penis-bearer. It's 2014, people.


LOL....

you win 3 internets today seaward! *thumbsup*

I dunno,

isnt expecting a fictional book about BDSM to be "BDSM for dummies"

kind of like expecting a star wars book to be "space flight and/or religion for dummies"?


only good thing to come of this,

is that now making an army called "50 shades of grey knights" as GK allied with sisters and repentia can be a hilarious endeavour (or highly offensive endeavor, depending on how far the force halbred is up your warp hole)


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 whembly wrote:
 A Town Called Malus wrote:
 Cheesecat wrote:
 whembly wrote:

Port+Scarlett Johansson+Morgan Freeman...

Dude... that's my kind of night!


That's the kind of porno I kind of half want to see.


Morgan Freeman has that effect on people



Porno narrated by Morgan Freeman!


That's gold Jerry! GOLD!!


I think that would be along the same lines of a Deep Fried Twinky; it's just something you have to experience once in your life XD

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