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2010/06/02 20:17:28
Subject: Re:Who or What could take DOWN a Space Marine!?
Guitardian wrote:Girlfriends who throw your miniatures case across the room while on their 'cycle'... FTW
WORD!! My stompa recently went through a tragedy like this, except it involved getting a 20 pound dumbell thrown and landing directly on top, the stompa got stomped!!
How about Rashad 'Sugar' Evans? Or Randy Couture? He could probably shoot for the legs and take down a space marine!!
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2010/06/08 03:03:49
Subject: Who or What could take DOWN a Space Marine!?
metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
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2010/06/08 03:16:36
Subject: Who or What could take DOWN a Space Marine!?
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2010/06/08 06:45:32
Subject: Who or What could take DOWN a Space Marine!?
Horst wrote:This is how trolling happens. A few cheeky posts are made. Then they get more insulting. Eventually, we revert to our primal animal state, hurling feces at each other while shreeking with glee.
2010/06/08 07:27:22
Subject: Who or What could take DOWN a Space Marine!?
how about a plasma round to the head? that'd have to work
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2010/06/08 18:26:16
Subject: Who or What could take DOWN a Space Marine!?
WUPUPUPUPUPUPUP!!! thats three words.....you said 1
So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!!
2010/06/09 20:17:24
Subject: Who or What could take DOWN a Space Marine!?
Godzilla would cook the marine inside his armor or crunchthe marine benith his feet.
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FOR RUSS AND THE EMPEROR!
2010/06/09 21:24:45
Subject: Who or What could take DOWN a Space Marine!?
So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!!
2010/06/10 01:47:32
Subject: Who or What could take DOWN a Space Marine!?
I have a reputation, Modile, a reputation as a fair, honest man who treats his soldiers well and supports them in the face of darkness. Potentially, that reputation makes me soft. It seems I understand failure and forgive it. Some, like Kowle, believe me to be a weak commissar, not prepared to take the action my rank demands. Not prepared to enforce field discipline where I see it failing. I am an Imperial commissar. I will enflame the weak, support the wavering, guide the lost. I will be all things to all men who need me. But I will also punish without hesitation the weak, the incompetent, and the treasonous.
I am a Commissar. I am empowered to deliver justice wherever I see it lacking. I am empowered to punish cowardice. I am granted the gift of total authority to judge, in the name of the Emperor, on the field of combat.
— Colonel-Commissar Ibram Gaunt, prior to the field execution of his uncle General Aldo Dercius
2010/06/10 14:59:16
Subject: Who or What could take DOWN a Space Marine!?
Kittitas, WA, USA, North America, Terra, Sol system, Milky Way Glaxy, Known Universe
I'm glad to see the Death Star got mentioned. Had it not, I might have had to revoke the nerd credentials of everyone in this thread.
Also, it appears you all seem to be confused. Just to clear things up a bit for you all... HERESY!! BLASPHEMERS! The only thing that kills a space marine is when he gets bored of kicking ass all day long and decides to move on to the afterlife of his own accord to help the Emperor kick afterlife ass. Not that the Emperor NEEDS help kicking afterlife ass mind you, its just there is a really long line in the afterlife ass kicking department.
Pftt, Heretics.
...That is all.
2010/06/11 15:05:22
Subject: Who or What could take DOWN a Space Marine!?
Chaos Marine.
Necron warrior
Imperial Guardsman
Lesser Daemon
Greater Daemon
Tau with pulse rifle
Kroot with a bloody stick
Tyranids. Lots of Tyranids
Warp magic
Nano virus
Mutation
Exterminatus
Drinking too much
....
2010/06/11 22:25:30
Subject: Who or What could take DOWN a Space Marine!?
metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
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