King of the Hill

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**rubiksnoob**

I eat the hill, with Phoenix Wright on it. My hill.

**snurl**

Overruled.
The Defense's Hill.

**rubiksnoob**

Lockout. The team owners' hill.

**Decio**

Noun. Possessive noun's hill.

**p_gray99**

My plurals come and swamp your singular noun, then take the hill.

**rockerbikie**

A grammar nazi comes in and corrects all the nouns and plurals.
The grammar nazi's hill.

**p_gray99**

I am the Grammar Nazi. My hill.

**Coolyo294**

The French Grammar Resistance blows you up.

My hill.

**p_gray99**

The English don't likes French Grammar, so blow them up and claim the hill. My hill.

**rockerbikie**

An annoying 12 year old does so many misspellings it cause a brain tumor in your head and the brain tumour kills you.
The 12 year old's hill.

**p_gray99**

Ah, but the 12 year old is Alpharius. Alpharius' hill.

**snurl**

Vect beats up Alpharius and takes his lunch money and his hill.
Vect's Hill.

**rockerbikie**

Kirk beams Vect aboard and rebeams Vect into Space. He then beams onto the hill. Kirk's hill.

**PredaKhaine**

Kirk is also Alpharius.
Alpharius's hill.

**snurl**

Khan extracts revenge on Alpharius, mistakenly believeing him to be Kirk.
Khan's bloody hill.

**rockerbikie**

Khan is put in a Vulkan hold by Spock and then strangled alive. Spock's hill.

**Guardsmen Bob**

Spock logically concludes that holding onto a hill that so many others have lost/died holding is illogical, and gives it to a red shirt.

Red Shirt Hill.

**snurl**

The redshirt is ousted when GW closes the store.
Empty hill.

**PredaKhaine**

Just as the store is closing, the redshirt gets his head caught in the door and dies due to a freak accident involving a trapped head, an irate llama and some sort of oil monster.

Spock realises the life expectancy of redshirts severly hampers his plans of getting one to hold this hill. Logically, he decides to give it to someone good at holding onto ground. Then Brian Blessed shout's 'dive' and he just hands it straight over anyway.

Brians hill.

**rockerbikie**

Brian gets mocked by Deadpool and shot multiple times in the head.
Deadpool's hill.

**PredaKhaine**

Brians last words were "Hawkmen, DIVE!".
Deadpool laughs and starts shooting them, but they eventually manage to grab him, stick him in a rocket and blast him into space.
Then someone points out the hawkmen have some of the worst wardrobe design ever and they leave in a huff.
Night falls.

Dark Hill.

**Admiral Valerian**

Memento Mori fires from orbit and illuminates (and destroys) the hill. No hill.

**rockerbikie**

Freyr returns to see his beloved hill destroyed, he repairs it and puts a person in the world who he trusts on it. Obama's hill.

**p_gray99**

China nukes the US then takes their hill.
China's radioactive hill.

**Dr. Temujin**

Unfortunately, the nukes just awakened a sleeping Godzilla, who rises from the seas and atomizes the Chinese off the hill.
Godzilla's Hill.

**Guardsmen Bob**

Samuel Jackson crashes a plane nearby because he heard someone yell Dive, and then walks up to the hill. He proceeds to shout "I'm sick of these mother fething Godzillas on my mother fething hill!", and pulls out his lightsaber.

Sam's Hill.

**p_gray99**

Lightsaber? Only one way to deal with this.
The Inquisitors enact exterminatus.
Inquisitors' smoldering remains of a hill.

**snurl**

Smokey the Bear ascends the smoking ruins and begins planting tree seedlings while muttering only you, only you.
NPS's hill.

**Decio**

Factories fall onto the hill. Mass production ensues.

Dynamic Production. The Hill.

**TheRobotLol**

Nuke it from orbit, it is the only way to be sure.

My annihilated crater.