King of the Hill

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**Guardsmen Bob**

Random worker comes out and shakes his head. " Another hill gone." He then talks into his vox, and an hour later a new hill is delivered from Hills 'R Us.

Brand New Hill.

**tyrant of loserville**

The hill unfortunately is made in Loserville, known for bad craftsmanship, worker is injured and the safety officer is called. safety officer's hill.

**snurl**

Hills R us replacement hill is delivered and dropped on top of safety officer. And there was much rejoicing.
New Hill.

**rockerbikie**

Lucifer claims the hill and his legion is guarding it.
Lucifer's hill.

**PredaKhaine**

The snowman wanders over to the hill and plays 'we're walking in the air' incessantly until everyone orders a new hill from hill's are us and goes over to that one.
Leaving the snowman alone on the hill.
Sun comes out.

Wet hill.

**snurl**

The hill freezes over.

**tyrant of loserville**

Global warming is real. Hill is wet again.

**PredaKhaine**

Global warming carries on.
Dry Hill.

**rockerbikie**

The icecaps melts. Flooded hill.

**PredaKhaine**

Wouldn't flooded hill = Island?

either way, my island.

**snurl**

Monkeys pummel you with coconuts and drive you into the sea.
Monkey Island.

**tyrant of loserville**

Monkeys adopt the swashbuckling ways.
Pirate monkeys' island. Yaargh!

**rockerbikie**

The English Navy arrests all the pirates.
English Island.

**Admiral Valerian**

The Kriegsmarine take over. German island.

**Decio**

Sudden tropical disease!

The Ill Hill.

(wow, captial i's look like l's)

**Admiral Valerian**

Quarantined by the Royal Navy. Quarantined island.

**PredaKhaine**

The island has the surrounding water drained. Quarantine becomes impossible.
My Hill.

**Admiral Valerian**

FAE bombing by the Royal Air Force. Blasted hill.

**PredaKhaine**

I put a wooden keep on top of the hill.

My Motte.

**The Observer**

A red spy sneaks into the keep and captures the point.
Team RED's hill now. Redmond Mann is pleased, highly to the despise of Blutarch Mann however.

**Dr. Temujin**

Team BLU gibs the red spy.
BLU team's hill.

**Admiral Valerian**

Seized by the Inquisition. Inquisition's hill.

**The Observer**

Ursakar Creed makes a baneblade appear from the inquisitors pants. Ursakar's hill.

**Dr. Temujin**

"Hmmm, no... I think not."
Eliphas opens a warp portal, and Araghast blows up Creed and the Baneblade.
The Black Legion's Hill.

**rockerbikie**

Slannesh plays with the black legion and kicks them off the hill. Slannesh's hill.

**Admiral Valerian**

Just as planned. Tzeentch's hill.

**The Grumpy Eldar**

Lets Eldrad scheme a waagh onto the hill so the Eldar can take over when they're gone. Grumpy Eldar territory now! Tzeentch got nothing on Eldrad

**Admiral Valerian**

WAAAAAGGGH!!!!! Dis 'ere 'ill belongz to da Orkz!

**rockerbikie**

The Grots Rebell and somehow kill all the orks.
Grots hill.

**snurl**

Because the grots all have the mark of Khorne.
Khorne's hill