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2013/01/20 12:31:54
Subject: King of the Hill
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Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought
Wollongong, Australia
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The Grots betray Khorne and go to Mork worship.
Mork's hill.
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2013/01/20 13:12:23
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Khorne is angered and wreaks vengeance.
Skull throne hill.
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2013/01/21 17:56:55
Subject: King of the Hill
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Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle
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Slaanesh marines appear , accompanied with a converted Land Speeder Vengeance. Now, above the DJ is not a plasma battery but an enormous Dubstep-Girly pop ghetto blaster of perverted doom.
The skull throne is extremly disgusted and disturbed at the sight of the evil thing. As soon as the music starts, the throne disappears and Khorne runs away, screaming "My eyes! In my own name, they bleed! Oh the irony, the bitter sweet irony!"
Slaaneshs hill.
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"What is the greatest illusion of life?"
"Innocence, brother, innocence."  |
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2013/01/23 10:23:13
Subject: King of the Hill
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Executing Exarch
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I stand on top of the hill and give people false directions.
My Hill.
This isn't the hill you're looking for.
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 Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/01/25 18:36:44
Subject: King of the Hill
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Norio Wakamoto sneezes near the hill.
Very large crater.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2013/01/25 19:25:37
Subject: King of the Hill
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Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought
Wollongong, Australia
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Raito writes Norio's name in the Death Note
Raito's hill.
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2013/01/25 20:37:36
Subject: King of the Hill
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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The Death Note spontaneously combusts from the sheer level of awesome that Norio's name alone contains. Norio is unharmed and shouts Raito to death. Just to be sure, he Gig Drill Breaker's him too.
Awesome hill.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2013/01/27 13:02:01
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lethal Lhamean
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The Awesome hill explodes in an awesome manner.
Nobody's hill.
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2013/01/29 13:24:41
Subject: King of the Hill
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Executing Exarch
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I shrink the hill down, put it in my pocket and leave.
My Hill.
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/01/29 20:42:19
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lethal Lhamean
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But it had already exploded...
Still nobody's hill.
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2013/01/29 21:54:55
Subject: King of the Hill
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Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought
Wollongong, Australia
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Vikings pillage the exploded hill. Viking hill.
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2013/01/30 20:04:01
Subject: King of the Hill
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Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle
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I walk up to the hill and whisper into the vikings ears *Beer, over there* while pointing to germany. They run off.
I hold a Jarate in my hand and defend the mountain.
Snipers hill, mate!
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"What is the greatest illusion of life?"
"Innocence, brother, innocence." |
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2013/01/30 23:50:44
Subject: King of the Hill
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Nasty Nob
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I hide a cobra in the outhouse the sniper uses. He uses it and gets bit. Meanwhile I glue the hill back together.
My hill
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2013/01/31 05:13:08
Subject: King of the Hill
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Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought
Wollongong, Australia
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Harry Potter uses his parslemouth to get the snake to bite you.
Harry Potter's Hill.
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2013/01/31 05:36:29
Subject: King of the Hill
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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The Ordo Hereticus arrest and burn him as a witch. Ordo Hereticus hill.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2013/02/01 08:50:55
Subject: King of the Hill
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Executing Exarch
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Voldemort arrives. So do the ordo malleus - technically, he's risen from the dead and is no longer human. They burn him next to Harry.
Ordo Malleus Hill.
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/02/01 13:55:06
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Ordo realises that being undead makes him an abomination. He buries himself near the others.
Silent hill.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/02/01 17:01:47
Subject: King of the Hill
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Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle
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I sneak on the hill and shout
"MY HILL!"
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"What is the greatest illusion of life?"
"Innocence, brother, innocence." |
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2013/02/01 22:12:17
Subject: King of the Hill
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Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought
Wollongong, Australia
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Flint Beastwood snipes you in the head.
Flint's hill.
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2013/02/02 21:18:00
Subject: King of the Hill
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Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle
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I respawn inside of Flint and make him explode.
Flint's gut's and mine's hill.
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"What is the greatest illusion of life?"
"Innocence, brother, innocence." |
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2013/02/03 02:56:18
Subject: King of the Hill
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Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought
Wollongong, Australia
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Flint Respawn and pushes a wave of creeps into your hill and the creeps kill you. Hellbourne hill.
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2013/02/04 08:24:34
Subject: King of the Hill
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Executing Exarch
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I use the power of landscape gardening to turn the hill into...
A herb garden (shudder)
No one else will want this, so My Hill.
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/02/04 10:17:39
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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Suddenly the Herb garden is rent with explosions and the air is peirced with the sound of incoming artillery shells. When the air clears a single figure advances up supported by an entire panzer and artillery regiment. Enter MOO. My hill
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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2013/02/04 12:43:11
Subject: King of the Hill
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Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle
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Someone puts a sapper on all the vehicles while you shout "Spy sappin' my dispenser!". Then I procedd to stab you.
Red spy's hill.
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"What is the greatest illusion of life?"
"Innocence, brother, innocence." |
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2013/02/05 09:00:09
Subject: King of the Hill
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Executing Exarch
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I hide the hill by digging a hole and putting the hill in it.
My hill
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/02/05 13:36:41
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Ten Thousand screaming Zulu warriors make you tell them where the hill is. One spear thrust at a time.
Ishlandlawahna (Zulu hill)
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2013/02/06 09:08:24
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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I turn gatlings and flamers on the zulus. When the screams end none are left. MOO s hill
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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2013/02/06 15:27:44
Subject: King of the Hill
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Executing Exarch
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I use the staff of wabberjack to turn MOO into a cow.
My hill.
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/02/06 17:24:17
Subject: King of the Hill
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Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought
Wollongong, Australia
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Deadpool shoots you in the head. Deadpool's hill.
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2013/02/09 08:40:09
Subject: King of the Hill
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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Hulk turns him into a pancake.
Hulk's hill.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
 H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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