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Granted, but you know that there is a better snack somewhere but you can't find it.

I wish my phone case's home button was fixed.

Granted. It's now the only working button you own.

I wish for less cat related drama.

Granted. There are more dog related drama.

I wish for new headphones.

Granted, the audio jack doesn't work.

I wish for it to be raining men (hallelujah)

Granted. You are standing in artillery barrage.

I wish for an antique wardrobe.

Granted, it is unusable.

I wish my graphics tablet worked again.

Granted. It works at a convenience store down the street, from 3 until 11pm.

I wish the networks would put cartoons back on Saturday mornings again.

Granted, it's this:



I wish to pass next exam from economics.

Granted. You pass that exam, but you fail all of the others.


I wish microwave popcorn was good for you.

Granted. It's good for you only until you microwave it.

I wish for better Saturday morning cartoons.

Granted, they play new episodes of your favourite cartoon, but it's in hungarian language.

I wish for new episodes of my favourite cartoon (Pat & Mat)

Granted. The new episodes are only available on RCA Video Discs.

I wish to fish slap a traitor.

Granted. The traitor allows you to do it as your last request.


I wish for the complete collection of Hanna Barbara cartoons on DVD .

Granted, you can no longer watch anything else.

I wish for a nice can of bitter lemon.

Granted. It was canned in 1954.

I wish for a qood night tonight.

Granted. Your grandmother came to you and wished you a good night... (I hope the "qood" was a typo. )

I wish for a bigger display case for my models.

Granted. You acquire a beautiful display case which holds and proudly displays all of your models. Then it inexplicably topples over smashing your models to bits.


I wish I had a pet chicken.

Granted. You get a new pet chicken. It fails to hatch and becomes breakfast.

I wish for better barbeque sauce.

Granted, but sausages aren't made of meat anymore.

I wish for a lighter that actually works.

Granted. It works too well and explodes in your hand.

I wish for a complete collection of Christopher Lee horror movies on DVD.

Granted. You get them and watch them all. Now you can't sleep without garlic and a crucifix.

I wish to save the show.

Granted. The show that you save is Cop Rock.




I wish for a yummy bowl of popcorn.

Granted, the bowl also has yummy spiders in it.

I wish for more fabric.

Granted. You buy what is left of my Circus Tent. It only weighs a ton and it's all age rotted.
I wish for a new Circus Tent.

Granted, TheManWithNoPlan sold you his circus tent, recollored.

I wish for a broom.

Granted. It arrives with a witch attached.

I wish for the best Halloween ever.

Granted. All of the halloweens after that just don't seem fun anymore.


I wish for new tires.

Granted. But they don't fit your rims.

I wish it wasn't raining tonight.

Granted. There is tornado nearby...

I wish for new shoes.

Granted. But the Blacksmith is not too gentle when he nails them on.

I wish to repeat today without the rain.