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Granted. You watch it over and over again because its so good.

I wish for a good summer.

Granted. A good summer you have, butIinter is coming, look out for that.

I wish bat-child was loosein amish country again.

Granted. I will not try to corrupt that wish.

I wish I could actually corrupt wishes.

Granted. You can corrupt wishes but every time you do you get a fish-slap.

No wish. KaptinBadrukk gets slapped with a fish.

I wish someone would continue the "Ask the Space Emperor!" thread.

Granted, but it's an off-topic advertisement for kitchens.

I wish.... for accurate model kits!

Granted. They are so accurate, they sell quickly.

I wish not to be tabled today in 40K.

Granted. When your opponent sees your army, he erupts in a fit of laughter and hysterics which continue for a good fourty five minutes until you concede and pack it in.

I wish for a spare 88mm flash hider in 1/56 scale.

Granted. Its bare plastic.

I wish for my parents to come home.

So do I.

No wish. You are infected by a Macrovirus.

I wish I was more like sing your life.

Granted. You are Singyourlife. But so is he. There CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!!! You know its on.

I wish for some inspiration.

Granted. You have inspiration for everything.

I wwish for a severe thunderstorm.

Granted. It follows you everywhere, even inside your house.

I wish for some cheeseburgers.

Granted. The Cheeseburgers are 6 months out of date.

I wish I didn't have to work Monday.

Granted. You are poor as dirt because you didn't work on mondays.

I wish for good food.

Granted. But it is also really unhealthy.

I wish I wrote for Better Call Saul.

Granted. You're the best writer they ever had.

I wish I could sleep covered by boxes of minis.

Granted. You are sleeping beneath the warehouse where all of the GW minis are stockpiled.

I wish for a large statue for my lawn.

Granted. Its of the USS Equinox

I wish for a physical keyboard.

Granted. But its as big as the one at FAO Schwartz in NY.

I wish for some coffee now.

Granted. A cup of coffee appears out of thin air and spills all over you.

I wish for porn and stuff.

Granted. But you don't like it.

I wish I had more than 19 pillows

Granted. They are all 20mm scale and too small to use for anything.

I wish for a Pegasus Bridge set.

Granted, but in 2mm scale.

I wish for people would post on the guess song lyric thread.

Granted. But no one can guess the next one and the thread dies.

I wish I knew what to use for the barrel.

Granted. I will not try to corrupt that wish.

I wish that I could call in Jackson from My Cat From Hell to deal with my 5 cats.

Granted. He makes you swallow them all raw.

I wish to watch Badrukk swallowing all the cats.

Granted. You'll be sorry watching after the second cat.

I wish my cats got along with each other.

Granted. They all take part in a huge Cat orgy.

I wish I could remember my Club Penguin password.