King of the Hill

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**Tadashi**

Requisitioned by the Grey Knights on order of the Ordo Malleus. Our hill.

**CthuluIsSpy**

Tadashi wrote:
Requisitioned by the Grey Knights on order of the Ordo Malleus. Our hill.

I use the money I got from Dr. Temujin's court case to build another hill. And its twice as large as the original!
My new hill (also legally mine.)

**Tadashi**

You get charged with embezzlement by the Imperial Administration and get sentenced to a Penal Legion. The hill is then seized by the Imperial Administration. Our hill.

**CthuluIsSpy**

Tadashi wrote:
You get charged with embezzlement by the Imperial Administration and get sentenced to a Penal Legion. The hill is then seized by the Imperial Administration. Our hill.

I use voodoo to get out of the Penal Legion. I become a pirate, and amass enough wealth to make 100 hills on each planet in the galaxy.
The over abundance of hills makes the hill that every one is fighting over completely worthless.
No one wins.
Just as planned

**snurl**

After a cataclysmic storm, all false hills are swept away and the one true hill stands proud and firm. And there is one mean pumpkin headed killer scarecrow on top of it.
My hill.

**Coolyo294**

I rally a murder of crows using anti-scarecrow rhetoric and use them to destroy the pumpkin-headed killer scarecrow.

My hill.

**DeathRex**

Godzilla rises from the depth of the ocean and sits on the hill. Birds piss it off so he uses atomic breath on the crows.

Our hill. (mostly godzillas)

**Coolyo294**

I summon Athiestzilla to challenge Godzilla. After a week of nonstop fighting, Athiestzilla emerges victorious.

Athiestzilla's hill.

**Dr. Temujin**

But then, every one of Godzilla's allied/enemy monsters get pissed off, and proceed to beat the snot out of this pretender monster. They are controlled via mind control devices the size of coconuts lodged in their ears, with me at the helm.
My hill.

**snurl**

Some of the devices fall out during the ruckus and the monsters discover you are trying to control them. They catch you and carry you off to Monster Island where you are torn into strips of bacon and fed to young monsters.
I prepare my hill for the next onslaught.

**CuddlySquig**

You prepare your hill by surrounding it with pumpkin soldiers. The smell of delicious pumpkin attracts a plague of squigs, who devour every piece of pumpkin. I, king of the squigs, mark myself atop the hill.

My hill

**snurl**

A group of skunks go up the hill. And stay there.
Skunks hill.

**Castiel**

Flamethrowers and gas masks solve the problem. My hill.

**snurl**

Your gas masks were WWII surplus with asbestos filters. You die from lung cancer and I reclaim my hill. Eventually.

**CthuluIsSpy**

I hook him up to an iron lung. You never get your hill back.
However, as he is effectively hospitalized, I become the (temporary) keeper of the hill.
My Hill (well, his, but you get the point!)

**DeathRex**

I drop 10 insane hell brute dreadnoughts onto the hill using drop pods. They kill everything and eventually eschother until just one really pissed off dreadnought is left standing...

It's Castiel! I put him into a dreadnought so he could reclaim his hill.

His hill. (screw the hill I own a island

)

**Dr. Temujin**

A Navy Seal Team ordered by me snipes the Dreadnought.
My Hill.
Also, the same Navy Seal Team goes to your island via plane and drops off a crate full of monkeys. And they proceed to fling poo at you.

**Coolyo294**

A Navy Walrus team commanded by me eliminates your Navy Seal team.

My hill.

**DeathRex**

I send a team of highly trained polar bears (natural predator of the walrus) to attack and eat your team at my command. I then use genetically enhanced orca (another natural predator of the walrus) with biotic wings to patrol the skies and survey the land and drop monkeys with bombs implanted in their butts. (they screwed up my island!)

My hill.

**Castiel**

General consensus seems to be that I should have the hill.

My hill.

**snurl**

General Consensus is shot for treason.
My hill.

**DeathRex**

Wait.. Am I dead? Shot for treason?! UNACCPTABLE!
When my heart stops a series of bomb detonate under the hill leaving almost nothing behind. ( you go boom

)

Castiels blown to hell hill. Lol

**Dr. Temujin**

I contract an Earth Mover company to create a new hill. My Hill.

**Coolyo294**

I use a Javelin launcher to destroy you and the earth mover.

My hill.

**snurl**

The earth mover cracked open my crypt. I claw my way out of the hole and devour your brains as you attempt to reload your launcher. Then I reanimate your corpse and use it to patrol the perimiter of my haunted hill.

**Poppabear**

I look on and laugh at these mortals,the poppa bear is here, my hill.

**Tadashi**

Pulls out a hunting rifle and shoots you dead. My hill.

**Coolyo294**

I blow you up using an M-80 cleverly disguised as a garden gnome.

My hill.

**Tadashi**

Glasses you from orbit with a CCS-class Battlecruiser's plasma turrets. My hill.

**Dr. Temujin**

At the helm of the Planet Killer, I destroy your Battlecruiser and reclaim...
My Hill.