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I throw a steak off the hill, where it hits you and the Hounds go after you. I then plant a flag on.

My Hill

Angry Vegans storm the hill and burn you at the stake for your transgressions. Then, A Pumpkin is brought to their place of honor, the summit of....

The Hill,
My Hill.

The Pumpkin King sits down upon his throne

Jack hill

I turn the pumpkin king into pie and ascend his throne

My Hill

I turn the throne into a crater and ascend a different hill.

My hill.

I place a small rock on top of the hill, thus putting a hill on a hill.

My Hill.

I tickle you and you fall off of the HIll, taking your rock with you. I place the flag of my Regiment on top of

My Hill

The IRS hands you a $50,000 Real Estate Tax Assesment for the hill. When you can't pay, you are evicted, and the IRS sets up shop on top of the hill.


* IRS = International Republic of Snurl

I climb back up the hill followed by a group of lawyers who start a heated debate on the legalities of the IRS taking the hill, all the while I place my rock again and sit on it.

My Hill.

I hire an ambulance to pass the hill, blaring it's sirens. All of the lawyers go chasing after it.
I ascend the hill under a white flag, then have a beer with you at the Rock Hill Hotel, which used to be my favorite watering hole until it closed a few years ago. Thanks for the memory.
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I hire assassins to attack you while you are meeting under truce. The Hill you are on becomes engulfed in civil war and eventually detonates from all the explosions. I ascend another nearby hill and sit on it.

My Hill

I rebuild the old hill as a Titan Hill Warjack and pilot it over to your upstart hill, then stomp your feeble hill to smithereens.
Then I relax on My Hill.

 snurl wrote:
Thanks for the memory. -snip-

I fly up the hill on a helium balloon and string, upon reaching the top I tie the Warjack's leg to the balloon and watch it float away.

My Hill!

I shove you off of the Hill and watch you fall

My Hill

I fall down the hill but some foul magic happens which inverts gravity so I float back up and reclaim the hill using a cocktail umbrella as a flag.

I engage you in a debate over the moral implications of "claiming" a Hill. After some time you feel the need to lie down and you leave the Hill, leaving the hill to be claimed by me.

My Hill

I dump 70 tons of molten rock on top of you and the hill. When it cools, I take my rightful spot on top of my (shiny new) Hill.

I plant a bomb under your molten rock hill, sending it sky high. I then put a force field on top to prevent the rock from hitting me.

My Hill

I spray paint all over the outside of your force field so that you cannot see out. Next I put a huge boulder on top of your force field, so that if the field is ever turned off, you will be crushed beneath it's weight. Then, I introduce colonies of termites into all of the electric polls in the vicinity of the hill, knowing that eventually a poll will fall and cut the power to your force field.
Then, I sit back and have a few beers, and wait.

Unbeknownst to you I have several generators under my force field so even when the power is cut my shield remains strong. I retain the Hill.

My Hill

When the polls fall and the power does not stop, I send in sappers to undermine your force field so it, and the boulder above it, sink far below the surface of the hill.

I use the last of the power to teleport away to another hill that I claim.

My new Hill

After you land on my decoy hill I hit it's self-destruct button. Then I claim My Hill.

I fall out of the sky and crush you when I land, I then ascend the Hill.

My Hill

I fire bottle rockets at you until you un and hide, then I claim my hill.

I call in an artillery strike on the Hill and blow you off of it. I then ascend the now-cratered hill and claim it.

My Hill

I invoke the rituals that wake the zombies, who crawl from the craters and bring you down the hill, one part at a time. Except for your brains, which have been eaten. I then ascend the hill and enjoy the view, from My Hill.

I resurrect myself and use my now amazing mind powers to make the zombies turn on you and devour you. After this is done I bury your parts in 27 different locations around the world. I then claim.

My Hill

I regenerate into 27 new snurls. We subdue you and send you down the hill on a sled. Then we vigilantly guard our hill.

Unbeknownst to you, i subvert one of your snurls who starts a snurl civil war on the Hill. After the dust settles I claim...

My Hill