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The next day, a mysterious box appears on top of the hill.

I kick the box off of

My Hill

While you kick the box, I kick you off of my hill.

I hire an elite military team to kidnap you and take you far away to a secure facility that you cannot escape from. I then claim.

My Hill

I use a diabolical mind control on your hired dogs and set them against you. Then I re-claim my hill.

I outwit the hired dogs and find and destroy your mind control device. I then sit back and relax as the hired dogs capture you and take you away. I then claim.

My Hill

I escape, then I deftly use a laser pointer to make War Kitten chase the red dot down the hill and far beyond. Then I re-assume my rightful place at the top of My Hill.

You are blown a part by the land mines buried in the hill.

No man's hill.

I recover from my incident with the laser pointer, and I throw SYL into his own minefield before jet packing up to the top of the Hill.

My Hill

You Jet-Pack your way straight into my transparent Aluminum fortress at the top of the hill. I capture your hilarious face plant on video and post it to youtube.

You go bankrupt from the cost of transparent aluminum and have to sell the hill to me.

Bought and sold hill.

I sue you for the deed to the Hill and I win.

My Hill

I claim squatter's rights while you are busy in court. My Hill.

I put you in a choke hold and knock you unconscious before shipping you to Thailand. I then claim

My Hill

I put a flag on the hill

My hill.

I put a bigger flag on the hill. My Hill.

I respray your flag to my colours.

Converted hill.

While you two are arguing over the Flag I blow it up along with the two of you. I then grease the sides of the Hill so you cannot climb back up. I then plant my own flag on.

My Hill

I cover my hands with super glue so I can climb up the hill and smash your flag.

Homer pull hill.

I follow in your sticky trail and plant my flag back on the hill, just after neutralizing you with a stun gun.

I run you over with my car and push you off the Hill, I then build a fortress with my flag on top of.

My Hill

I run over you and your fortress in my CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT!
My hill.

I shoot your CAAT with a melta.

Explodes! Hill.

 snurl wrote:
I run over you and your fortress in my CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT!
My hill.

Ooh, the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT meme is back.

Anyway....

The hill grows very large to rival Mount Everest.

Everest hill.

I become the first to bravely climb the now giant hill, where I plant yet another flag on top of.

My Hill

The flag is blow off.

Windy hill.

The Windy Hill suddenly calms down.

Quiet Hill (also my Hill)

Your flag was blown off , so it is no longer your hill.

Unclaimed hill.

I ascend the hill through it's interior cavern network, and pop out on top of My Hill.

I engage you in fisticuffs and knock you unconscious. After doing so I seal you inside the cave network and claim.

My Hill