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 General_Erko wrote:
Baron Samedi Lord of Lust he of the bad touch the Arch fondler. Emperor's Children forces of disorder 69th company.

lol wow.... do you have fluff for your commander?

lol, that sounds like a disorder...

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 General_Erko wrote:
Baron Samedi Lord of Lust he of the bad touch the Arch fondler. Emperor's Children forces of disorder 69th company.

There are so many things wrong with that statement...

Even my DE want nothing to do with that guy...

**edge away,, slowly...**

Now, who to sic him on....

 nurgl wrote:

 General_Erko wrote:
Baron Samedi Lord of Lust he of the bad touch the Arch fondler. Emperor's Children forces of disorder 69th company.

There are so many things wrong with that statement...

Agreed. someone remind me not to deploy on the same planet with him.

Tau, tau and more tau. I am going to need more stormtroopers . .

Now the splinter that is Tau has become a thorn in the side of the Imperium of man

 Enigma Crisis wrote:
Now the splinter that is Tau has become a thorn in the side of the Imperium of man

Just wait space commie, The manifest destiny of Tau space will come next! After we win this war!, and deal the tyranids . . and necrons. On second thought we have have to get back to on the whole 'invading tau space thing" Mind a rain check?

Farsight Tau army, Mont'Ka Cadre, Sha'O'Vior'La'Ka'Elan "Heavy Strike", Other

Great idea!

For the commander!

 Kit temple wrote:

 Enigma Crisis wrote:
Now the splinter that is Tau has become a thorn in the side of the Imperium of man

Just wait space commie, The manifest destiny of Tau space will come next! After we win this war!, and deal the tyranids . . and necrons. On second thought we have have to get back to on the whole 'invading tau space thing" Mind a rain check?

Sure I would love a rain check

Look at all these Tau...

Stranger, I bid you greetings in the name of the Tau.

If you are reading this then you will have encountered one of our messengers drones and are therefore a spacefaring race. Soon you will see more evidence of us, this is no cause for alarm.

When you encounter one of our ships or outposts then welcome it. We have much to offer a faithful friend. We are five castes, one people. The earth caste build and manufacture, the air caste pilot and navigate, the water caste liase and arbitrate, the fire caste guard our holdings and defeat our enemies. All are bound to the dream of bringing a new way to the universe.

I hope you will choose to share the culture, technology and protection of the Tau empire.

The one constant in the universe is change, the wise adapt.

Believe in our destiny.

Ok need to ask, where is everyone getting these awesome sigs?

It's all right just means more slaves for the slave pits when this new black crusade slaughters its way through the whole sector!!! Bwhahahaha Grim lord Zektar, Lord of the Grim Vultures.

@ Nurgl, one of our Assistants, Xzerios is making banners for everyone.

simply send him a PM, he has a format request hes posted a few times in this thread.

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Flesh Tearers 2nd Company Strike Force "Sempiternus Angelus, Chapter Master Gabriel Seth (Order - Blood Angels Successor).

 keltikhoa wrote:

 General_Erko wrote:
Baron Samedi Lord of Lust he of the bad touch the Arch fondler. Emperor's Children forces of disorder 69th company.

lol wow.... do you have fluff for your commander?

I do!

The Baron was a company commander of the 69th company of the Emperor’s Children space marine legion during the Horus Heresy.

During the final days of the battle for Terra he and his company went on a pogrom of debauched slaughter fueled by the mind warping drugs of his first apothecary Baalaz Fraal. The drug which Fraal called Endorphine was savagely addictive and a work of such pure ecstasy Slaanesh himself became a regular customer.

After Horus’ defeat Samedi and his company fled sol system and started their acquisition of the “supplies” required in the distilling of Endorphine. Whole worlds were depopulated to make a mere few months’ supply of the drug.

Samedi picked up the title of Baron during the Veril Enclave enslavement. The Veril Enclave were a group of imperial worlds that seceded from the Imperium I39.M41, they paid a terrible price.

Samedi and his company along with other renegades who flocked to his banner descended on the worlds of the Enclave. A horrific culling ensued. For 20 years the Veril Enclave worlds suffered, their populations farmed like cattle for the hideous drug. Towards the last stand of the Veril aristocracy Samedi slew the head of the resistance to his domination, the Baron Fen Tolok.

Fond of the title of Baron Samedi took it for himself. Baron Samedi was finnaly driven from the system by the Grey Knights; he fled along with scores of traitors licking his wounds within the Eye of Terror.

It is only a matter of time before he strikes again!!

 Lt.Soundwave wrote:

Spoiler:

Stranger, I bid you greetings in the name of the Tau.

If you are reading this then you will have encountered one of our messengers drones and are therefore a spacefaring race. Soon you will see more evidence of us, this is no cause for alarm.

When you encounter one of our ships or outposts then welcome it. We have much to offer a faithful friend. We are five castes, one people. The earth caste build and manufacture, the air caste pilot and navigate, the water caste liase and arbitrate, the fire caste guard our holdings and defeat our enemies. All are bound to the dream of bringing a new way to the universe.

I hope you will choose to share the culture, technology and protection of the Tau empire.

The one constant in the universe is change, the wise adapt.

Believe in our destiny.

Xenos-scum of the Ultima Segmentum, take heed: You are squatting on the domain of the God-Emperor of Mankind. If you have not evacuated the premises within three standard Sol years, we will be forced to take legal action.

Sincerely yours, Aman Thoyt, Esq., Inquisitor of the Ordo Solicitus

 AlmightyWalrus wrote:

 Lt.Soundwave wrote:

Spoiler:

Stranger, I bid you greetings in the name of the Tau.

If you are reading this then you will have encountered one of our messengers drones and are therefore a spacefaring race. Soon you will see more evidence of us, this is no cause for alarm.

When you encounter one of our ships or outposts then welcome it. We have much to offer a faithful friend. We are five castes, one people. The earth caste build and manufacture, the air caste pilot and navigate, the water caste liase and arbitrate, the fire caste guard our holdings and defeat our enemies. All are bound to the dream of bringing a new way to the universe.

I hope you will choose to share the culture, technology and protection of the Tau empire.

The one constant in the universe is change, the wise adapt.

Believe in our destiny.

Xenos-scum of the Ultima Segmentum, take heed: You are squatting on the domain of the God-Emperor of Mankind. If you have not evacuated the premises within three standard Sol years, we will be forced to take legal action.

Sincerely yours, Aman Thoyt, Esq., Inquisitor of the Ordo Solicitus

I have received your messages, acquainting me that these worlds belong to your Emperor, your master. In return I am to inform you that the said worlds belong to his Ethereal Majesty, Aun'O Bork'an Vral, my master, by right of settlement. Should you wish to gain similar rights you must submit yourselves to his wisdom as members of the Tau empire.

Crusade initiated; Nimbosa-pattern. Only in death can your filth be cleansed from the Emperor's domain. There is no room for you in the galaxy, only death. Suffer not the unclean to live.

Sincerely yours, Lord-Inquisitor Cyrus Harm of the Ordo Grammaticus

Maybe we should be moving this trash-talk to a separate thread?

Step outside to the trash talk thread: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/476038.page

Ought to be enough room in there. Unless you're......chicken>?

How bout it mcfly?

hey i want to join in please, i play marines

flesh dragons 18th Company (yes i know that there is no 18th company by the codex but mine is a distnat relation of them they all wear 3rd edition armour, just leave it be it works in my mind) Lord Fandu of the fondlers (Space Marines)

NOBODY calls me chicken.... but i left my codex at home

I have been staring a hole through my screen waiting for someone to get that reference.

lol well nobody commented on my "other Other" reference being like the "whos on first" bit

Blood Angels Strike Force "Dakka's Demons" , Mephiston (Order)

ummm, McFly? As in Back to the Future?

Bingo.