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2012/08/21 15:24:26
Subject: DayCare holding real Fight Clubs
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5th God of Chaos! (Ho-hum)
Curb stomping in the Eye of Terror!
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Live Ork, Be Ork. or D'Ork!
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2012/08/21 15:28:06
Subject: DayCare holding real Fight Clubs
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Wasn't this a South Park? Crack Baby Basketball?
"In the video, police say one child can be heard crying and yelling, ‘He’s pinching me,’ while a daycare worker responds, ‘No pinching, only punching.’”
“Clearly one of the children is crying and does not want to continue on and he is pushed back into the fray by one of the adults,” Dover Police Captain Tim Stump said."
This is absolutely sick and disgusting. Throw these fethers in jail for a long time.
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2012/08/21 15:29:36
Subject: Re:DayCare holding real Fight Clubs
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Fixture of Dakka
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My third grade teacher used to encourage us to pick on each other.
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2012/08/21 15:30:00
Subject: Re:DayCare holding real Fight Clubs
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5th God of Chaos! (Ho-hum)
Curb stomping in the Eye of Terror!
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I'm sorry... if this were my kidz... I just might go "Fight Club" on the establishment and take my punishment from the authorities with dignity.
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Live Ork, Be Ork. or D'Ork!
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2012/08/21 15:42:48
Subject: Re:DayCare holding real Fight Clubs
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Last Remaining Whole C'Tan
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This is like 70% awful, 20% hilarious and 10% awesome. Your proportions may vary.
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2012/08/21 16:13:42
Subject: DayCare holding real Fight Clubs
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Shas'o Commanding the Hunter Kadre
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Kids won't learn how to defend themselves if we always intervene, If the kids start fighting, then break it up.
Only pinching? Well, if the stupid brat can't stop the kid on his own then it's his own damn fault.
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2012/08/21 16:38:27
Subject: Re:DayCare holding real Fight Clubs
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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The owner of 'Hands of Our Future Daycare' was unavailable for comment...
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2012/08/21 17:04:17
Subject: Re:DayCare holding real Fight Clubs
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Dark Angels Librarian with Book of Secrets
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Thats so wrong it sounds like a southpark skit
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2012/08/21 17:19:12
Subject: DayCare holding real Fight Clubs
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Fixture of Dakka
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Hands of our Future is a Golden Gloves preschool dedicated to the development of the future IBA and WBA champions through interactive socialization, hands on (and up) learning, and impromptu ring fights. We would like to remind. Concerned parents that at least it's not Shanks of our Future, our sister daycare in Philidelphia.
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2012/08/21 17:19:36
Subject: DayCare holding real Fight Clubs
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Battlefield Tourist
MN (Currently in WY)
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That is obviously a front facility for an Istivaanian inquisitor.
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2012/08/21 17:19:57
Subject: DayCare holding real Fight Clubs
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Fixture of Dakka
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 kronk wrote:Wasn't this a South Park? Crack Baby Basketball?
"In the video, police say one child can be heard crying and yelling, ‘He’s pinching me,’ while a daycare worker responds, ‘No pinching, only punching.’”
“Clearly one of the children is crying and does not want to continue on and he is pushed back into the fray by one of the adults,” Dover Police Captain Tim Stump said."
This is absolutely sick and disgusting. Throw these fethers in jail for a long time.
Oh, come on. It's not that bad. No-one got killed, or even badly injured.
Don't get me wrong, like, I wouldn't send my kid there...
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2012/08/21 17:22:10
Subject: Re:DayCare holding real Fight Clubs
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Fixture of Dakka
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 Ouze wrote:This is like 70% awful, 20% hilarious and 10% awesome. Your proportions may vary.
30% awful 50% hilarious 20% Awesome.
I don't break up puppies when they fight either, but I do watch thier clumsy antics safe in the knowledge they can't hurt each other. I have also uttered the words "no pinching or biting, only wrestling" to my nephews. But I'm family so I guess I'm allowed to have a fight club.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/08/21 17:24:25
Avatar 720 wrote:You see, to Auston, everyone is a Death Star; there's only one way you can take it and that's through a small gap at the back.
Come check out my Blood Angels,Crimson Fists, and coming soon Eldar
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391013.page
I have conceded that the Eldar page I started in P&M is their legitimate home. Free Candy! Updated 10/19.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391553.page
Powder Burns wrote:what they need to make is a fullsize leatherman, like 14" long folded, with a bone saw, notches for bowstring, signaling flare, electrical hand crank generator, bolt cutters..
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2012/08/21 17:22:46
Subject: DayCare holding real Fight Clubs
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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 juraigamer wrote:Only pinching? Well, if the stupid brat can't stop the kid on his own then it's his own damn fault.
I'm sure you would have totally kicked that other kids ass...
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2012/08/21 17:23:36
Subject: DayCare holding real Fight Clubs
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Is it bad that I laughed at this a little bit? I totally agree that it's terrible, and these people deserved to be arrested....but c'mon, it is kinda funny thinking of little kids duking it out.
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2012/08/21 18:22:15
Subject: Re:DayCare holding real Fight Clubs
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Ooooooh boy. Get me a flight ticket and a video camera.
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 buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/08/21 18:36:30
Subject: DayCare holding real Fight Clubs
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juraigamer wrote:Kids won't learn how to defend themselves if we always intervene, If the kids start fighting, then break it up.
Only pinching? Well, if the stupid brat can't stop the kid on his own then it's his own damn fault.
 and people wonder why there is so much violence in the US. The wild west attitude still exists.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/08/21 19:56:33
 insaniak wrote:Sometimes, Exterminatus is the only option.
And sometimes, it's just a case of too much scotch combined with too many buttons...
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2012/08/21 18:39:21
Subject: Re:DayCare holding real Fight Clubs
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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HHhhmmmm I remember when I "lost" my first fight. My dad told me go back and do it again (told me there's no such thing as rules in a street fight). So I went back and "won" round two. I was quite impressed at a young age what two kicks to the jimmy can do.
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2012/08/21 18:44:37
Subject: DayCare holding real Fight Clubs
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
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kronk wrote:Wasn't this a South Park? Crack Baby Basketball?
"In the video, police say one child can be heard crying and yelling, ‘He’s pinching me,’ while a daycare worker responds, ‘No pinching, only punching.’”
“Clearly one of the children is crying and does not want to continue on and he is pushed back into the fray by one of the adults,” Dover Police Captain Tim Stump said."
Then the kid should've tapped or said 'stop'.
#7. Fights will go on as long as they have to.
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2012/08/21 18:46:27
Subject: Re:DayCare holding real Fight Clubs
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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If I have a son, I'm giving him a cap, headset and a baseball bat, and when he gets into a fight there shall be cries of "Bonk bonk bonk!" and "Need a dispenser here!".
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/08/21 22:11:54
Subject: DayCare holding real Fight Clubs
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
Cruising Ultima Segmentum
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This is just...wow. It doesn't so much surprise me as it does disappoint. Then again I'm the kind of guy that believes running is plan A, so meh.
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2012/08/22 02:20:23
Subject: DayCare holding real Fight Clubs
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Many moons ago: Neighbor "accidently" threatens the Boy with a pocket knife.
Frazzled :" MESS WITH MY BOY AGAIN AND I WILL EXTERMINATE YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY, WEAR THEIR SKINS, AND DUMP THEM IN FIVE DIFFERENT BAYOUS. "
result: no more incidents.
Not a story.
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2012/08/22 02:33:58
Subject: DayCare holding real Fight Clubs
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Member of the Ethereal Council
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Why is it i find dog fighting a heinous crime to be punished severely, but i laugh so hard i disturb people in the study room when i read this.
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2012/08/22 08:49:30
Subject: DayCare holding real Fight Clubs
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
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Frazzled wrote:Many moons ago: Neighbor "accidently" threatens the Boy with a pocket knife.
Frazzled :" MESS WITH MY BOY AGAIN AND I WILL EXTERMINATE YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY, WEAR THEIR SKINS, AND DUMP THEM IN FIVE DIFFERENT BAYOUS. "
result: no more incidents.
Not a story.
"...I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down."
Reminded me of that.
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2012/08/22 08:55:53
Subject: DayCare holding real Fight Clubs
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Wraith
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....While still pretty disgusting, at least this one made me chuckle a little. I'm imagining the characters from Fight Club, only as children, including a rotund Meat-Loaf-esque child.
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