Hey Guys, I know friday is samurai day, but I've written some Viking fluff while waiting for my class to start. Hope you like it:
EDIT: I've also got the army list for the Viking army up:
See it Here Recordings of Servo skull XVI (on landing pad at space wolf outpost, Alfred steps out of the shuttle, three space wolves stand ready to greet him, Toki leading them)
Toki: ah, the young thane comes to claim his Wyrd, welcome to Varangia. I am Toki Runeseer, leader of this outpost.
Alfred: nice to meet you Lord Runeseer.
Toki: please call me Toki, or Uncle Toki.
Alfred: so I take it you are my father’s brother? I didn’t know the astates recruited from this planet.
Toki: (laughs) I’m not your father’s brother by birth young pup. Your father and I are brothers in blood. by sacred oaths I was inducted into his family and he into mine. Now the hold is not far, you won’t need that heavy backpack you’re carrying.
Alfred: I thought the hold was a half-day’s march from here? I’m just keeping supplies and snacks for the trip in here.
Toki: (laughs) a half-day’s march on foot, but not by land speeder, but if you brought snacks more power to you. never know when you’ll want something to munch on. Come with me the land speeder is ready in the motor pool.
(later in the land speeder storm, speeding across the forest road)
Alfred: so you say there’s a war going on here? it looks quite peaceful for there to be an active civil war going on.
Toki: yes it does, but it’s all an illusion. I’d bet there are at least five guys watching us right now waiting to ambush us.
(sound of explosion as a missile impacts the speeder, it takes a nose dive and skids along the road)
Toki: see what I mean?
(gunfire erupts from the forest)
Alfred: (shocked) you seem fairly relaxed for having people shooting at you!
Toki: oh it’s nothing new for us.
(Toki pulls out a bolt pistol and fires at the attackers in the trees)
Toki: now I suggest you run that way (points towards the opposite way of the shooters) and we’ll come find you when this is over.
(Alfred makes a beeline for the trees and runs for a bit before hiding behind a fallen tree. He catches his breath before he hears a growling coming from nearby. A black Fenrisan Wolf is standing next to him with his snout sniffing Alfred’s face. The wolf is lean and emaciated)
Alfred: hey now big guy, let’s not get hasty here. look at me I’m just skin and bones, you don’t want to eat me, I’m not worth the trouble.
Wolf: (growls)
Alfred: know what, I’ve got a compromise (reaches into his pack and pulls out a bag of jerky) see (waves it in front of the wolf’s snout. The wolf is transfixed) yea you like that, don’t you? (feeds the wolf some jerky. The wolf sits in front of Alfred, expecting more) yea eat up, because the more of that you eat the less room you have for me.
(later Toki and the others find Alfred and the wolf, Alfred is sitting against the tree and the wolf is in his lap)
Toki: aww, looks like you made a new friend. (closely examines the wolf) hey Olaf is that who I think it is?
Olaf: yes sir I think it is, the pup has befriended Harald the black, I’m sure the shepherds can rest easier knowing that he won’t be troubling their flocks anymore.
Alfred: what are you talking about? This thing’s going to eat me as soon as it wakes up.
Toki: doubtful, if Harald the Black chose to sleep in your lap he’s accepted you as his master. Congratulations you just adopted one of the most loyal pets in the galaxy.
Alfred: (sarcastic) Great.
(Harald wakes up and starts sniffing the air before barking, just then a figure jumps down from a nearby tree and a white fenrisan wolf walks out from behind it)
Ingrid: how cute, a boy and his wolf. Too bad it ends here with me collecting the bounty on both your heads.
Alfred: whoa, I can understand a bounty on the fleabag here, but I just got here. how can there be a bounty on me already?
Toki: you sir must be quite a man to challenge a man protected by three space wolves.
Ingrid: (removes her helmet) I am no man. I am Ingrid Warborn, daughter of Erik and Freya Wyrdcrossed, and today I’ll be collecting your heads.
Toki: hmm, not a man, that’s a problem.
Ingrid: what you can’t hit a girl?
Toki: actually yes, as a unit our wyrds prevent us from harming a woman, just as my personal wyrd says I can’t shave my legs, and Olaf cannot eat the meat of dog.
Alfred: are you tempted to shave your legs?
Toki: no, wyrds are often some strange behavior that rarely presents a problem, but in this case pup you’re on your own.
Alfred: great. (looks at Harald) I don’t suppose you have a plan do you?
Harald: (howls, far away other howls answer)
Toki: so the rumors of all packs swearing fealty to the Black are true.
(the howls get closer and soon wolves can be seen gathering around the perimeter of the group)
Ingrid: damn, looks like this is it Sigrid, we go down swinging.
(there is a tense standoff as the wolves circle the pair. Harald looks at Alfred waiting for a command to strike)
Alfred: look, I don’t know what the bounty on me and the mutt is, but I’ll give you a chance to walk away from this with your life. I’ll pay you double what our two bounties are if you agree not to trouble me or him anymore.
Ingrid: you must be kidding, you have me at your mercy and you offer to pay me to let me live? What kind of madman are you?
Alfred: one with more money than sense, and I’m quite the sensible guy. Now you in or out?
Ingrid: fine, I’ll work out the details later just restrain your wolves.
Alfred: you heard her.
Harald: (barks, the wolves leave. Ingrid and Sigrid dash away)
Toki: I don’t think that’s the last we’ve heard of her.
Alfred: yep, she’ll definitely be back.
Automatically Appended Next Post: now it's time to introduce the leader of my ninja: the castle gardener, Boothby
Recordings of servo skull designation “eyes of the shogun” (shiro is sitting on the patio overlooking the garden, the groundskeeper is pruning a rose bush nearby)
Boothby: you seem vexed young Shiro, may a simple gardener ask what’s wrong?
Shiro: I guess it couldn’t hurt, but tell me: how long have you worked here?
Boothby: I’ve worked in the garden for the past fifty years or so, since the middle of your great grandfather’s reign as Shogun.
Shiro: so you’re familiar with the politics of Shinshima?
Boothby: very much so, I’ve been an advisor for the past three shoguns not counting you.
Shiro: but I thought you said you started working here fifty years ago?
Boothby: I’ve been working in the garden for the past fifty years, but I’ve advised the shoguns for much longer.
Shiro: just how old are you?
Boothby: let’s put it at old and leave it at that. So what do you need to know?
Shiro: those ninja that the inquisitor hired, how can I get them to leave my girlfriend alone?
Boothby: oh Grigor never hired them, they always worked for the Oba Clan. They just needed to know they could trust the new Shogun. And as for your girlfriend the goddess, I have a feeling they will be giving her a break soon.
Shiro: how do you know that? She’s the patron goddess of their clan, and they seem to follow her like little lost puppies.
Boothby: in mythology the goddess Inari was known to be a bit strange in that she would ask to be left alone when she was suffering, and the only way to relive that was for someone to stay with her. they merely believe they are easing her pain, but if she really wishes to be left alone I can tell them to do so.
Shiro: no offence but I don’t think a bunch of ninja will listen to a gardener.
Boothby: then it’s a good thing I’m their clan leader.
Shiro: WHAT?
Boothby: yep Boothby the white fox, leader of the kitsune ninja clan.
Shiro: were you ever planning on telling me this?
Boothby: you never asked, and I just did.
Shiro: So if you’re a ninja why are you working in the garden?
Boothby: I’m the Oniwaban, the keeper of the palace grounds and first line of defense against assassination. Besides no one ever suspects the gardener of being a martial arts master, so it’s the perfect disguise. Now if you don’t have anything else to talk about there are some snails that need to be eliminated.
Shiro: no, not right now, maybe some other time.
Boothby: alright then, we will speak another time Shogun.
Wanted: The White Fox 
Crimes: murder, trespass, arson, treason against the rightful Shogun Toyatomi, ect.
Aliases: too many to count, often travels as a masked impoverished monk offering to do odd jobs for food. if you encounter such a man do not accept his offer, this is how he infiltrates.
Reward: 15,000 thrones, reward may be claimed from any established office of the Toyatomi Clan.
to the desk of Shogun Rogue Trader Shiro Adama
Origin: Magos Inari Turing Shiro, just wanted to let you know that Dostoyevsky is back in town, his new apprentice Fifteen should be following him shortly. although honestly I hope he takes his dear sweet time, from what I've heard about him he already gives me the creeps.

by the way the armor parts didn't make it in the most recent shipment, something about diverting resources to establish a trading post on Varangia, I know we're not exactly the most profitable venture of the Adama dynasty, but damn it those guys in the requisition office are dragging their feet on sending us new equipment. I've sent a letter to the Dynasty patriarch so that we can circumnavigate the requisition bureaucracy. you said he considers you his "favorite grandson" right?
Automatically Appended Next Post: to the Desk of Shogun Rogue Trader Shiro Adama
Origin: Magos Inari Turing Shiro, whatever you did got those ninja to leave me alone, and I'd like to say thanks. I've equipped more of the ninja with power weapons, including their leader a man by the name of Ryu, who seems a bit more reasonable than the rest of them. he just arrived and he's keeping the rest in line. I think he's their leader, but for some reason he's always hanging around the garden talking with the gardener. he may be weird, but at least he's keeping the ninja calm, I was even able to take a group shot of them:

Ryu is the one in the front on the left, and the gardener is the one on the right.
Automatically Appended Next Post: Urgent Report to Shogun Rogue Trader Shiro Adama
Nature: shortage of binding agents
origin: Magos Inari Turing Shiro, we've got a problem. I've been getting a lot of things done recently, and I'm running extremely low on the binding agents used for most of our units. I still have ample supplies of Fine Grade binding agents, but I've only got fumes of my Armaplas binding agents. this is a serious problem as the components needed to make the binding agents are not available here on Shinshima. we'll need to include quite a bit in our next shipment, and I really hope that those jerks in the requisition office don't drag their feet again.
yeri here, take a guess what I'm running low on and can't get locally?