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I feel oddly obligated to participate in this.

Deny the Brockovich - On a 5+ you may vaguely interpret the rules to work in your favor with no chance of a "rules lawyer" intervention.

Deny the Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious on a +3.

Deny the Ward = On a 6+ he doesn't write any more codex's .....

Deny the whaaaaaaambulance - negate any discussion that someone tries to win by mentioning Mat Ward on a 6+

Deny the ditch - Trenches must be filled with dead Cadians and skulls on a d6 roll of 1+

Deny the rich - Any army made up of purchases direct from GW and not discount retailers auto loose.

 SoloFalcon1138 wrote:
Deny the whaaaaaaambulance - negate any discussion that someone tries to win by mentioning Mat Ward on a 6+

Haha I have a slight feeling that was aimed at me, maybe. S'all good

 Mr. Burning wrote:
Deny the ditch - Trenches must be filled with dead Cadians and skulls on a d6 roll of 1+

This made me howl with laughter

Deny the Itch- On a 5+ roll at the beginning of a apocalypse game, your opponent may never scratch himself for any reason.

Deny the Stitch-On a 5+ roll, any effects of a character model based off a Disney character are negated.

Deny the Mitch- On a 5+ roll, any players named "Mitch" or "Mitchell" will automatically lose.

Deny the Meme- On a 5+ roll, any models based off of 40k memes must be removed from play.

For some reason, I thought this thread was locked. Still chugging along apparently... Not sure if that is good or not.

Deny the Which - On a 5+, opponents are not allowed to speak using any homonyms.

This thread is hilarious. What have you spawned pretre?

Hey, I didn't start the thread... I just made it AWESOME.

Deny the Which - ignores the effect of a proxy model on 6+
this needs to be at least a 3+

Deny the win
On a 6+, the guy who just beat you using a spam list - didn't.
Deny the whine
On a 1+, ignore your opponant with the spam list complaining about your army being unbeatable and overpowered.

I think some of you are missing how this works. Your rule should rhyme with Witch.

 pretre wrote:
For some reason, I thought this thread was locked. Still chugging along apparently... Not sure if that is good or not.

Not for the last couple of pages...

Besides, you took all the good ones from the outset.

Deny the Finch : on a 6+, all bird like models are removed from the table.

Deny the grinch: on a 6+ ignore any rule from that guy who doesn't think a game should be fun.

Deny the triche - pre measuring, making up rules, general twattery, all result in the person responsible being tarred and feathered. No dice roll required.

Deny the Quiche - No open-topped savoury pastries may be consumed by your opponent at any point during the game on the roll of a 6+. If you are eating the same amount of open-topped savoury pastries, this roll is increased to a 5+. If you are eating more open-topped savoury pastries, this roll is increased to a 4+.

Deny the Leash - Your opponent must ignore their significant other on the roll of a 6+. If you are ignoring the same amount of significant others, this roll is increased to a 5+. If you are ignoring more significant others, this roll is increased to a 4+.

Deny the Sheesh - Your opponent may not display exaspiration on the roll of a 6+. If you are displaying the same amount of exaspiration, this roll is increased to a 5+. If you are displaying more exaspiration, this roll is increased to a 4+.

Deny the Hashish - Your opponent may not use cannabis in any form on the roll of a 6+. If you are using the same amount of cannabis, this roll is increased to a 5+. If you are using more cannabis, this roll is increased to a 4+. If you do not use Cannabis then the effect is automatic, since drugs are bad, mkay?

Deny the Fleece - Your opponent may not wear a jacket on the roll of a 6+. If you are currently wearing the same number of jackets, this roll is increased to a 5+. If you are wearing more jackets, the roll is increased to a 4+.

 Mr. Burning wrote:
Deny the triche - pre measuring,

But Pre-measuring is allowed. Re-read the 6th ed rule book.

 CthuluIsSpy wrote:

 Mr. Burning wrote:
Deny the triche - pre measuring,

But Pre-measuring is allowed. Re-read the 6th ed rule book.

Not anymore it isn't.

Valkyrie wrote:I'm quite drunk at the moment, can someone please explain what the hell the OP meant?

Avatar 720 wrote:

 Valkyrie wrote:
I'm quite drunk at the moment, can someone please explain what the hell the OP meant?

I'm completely sober, and would also like an explanation, please.

what you do is, take a overdose of heroine and then play necron airforce while blindfolded. then you will know what the OP meant.

 Marthike wrote:

Valkyrie wrote:I'm quite drunk at the moment, can someone please explain what the hell the OP meant?

Avatar 720 wrote:

 Valkyrie wrote:
I'm quite drunk at the moment, can someone please explain what the hell the OP meant?

I'm completely sober, and would also like an explanation, please.

what you do is, take a overdose of heroine and then play necron airforce while blindfolded. then you will know what the OP meant.

...lose horribly after getting your flyers shot down and out maneuvered by any tactician worth his salt?

 CthuluIsSpy wrote:

 Marthike wrote:

Valkyrie wrote:I'm quite drunk at the moment, can someone please explain what the hell the OP meant?

Avatar 720 wrote:

 Valkyrie wrote:
I'm quite drunk at the moment, can someone please explain what the hell the OP meant?

I'm completely sober, and would also like an explanation, please.

what you do is, take a overdose of heroine and then play necron airforce while blindfolded. then you will know what the OP meant.

...lose horribly after getting your flyers shot down and out maneuvered by any tactician worth his salt?

Don't you remember what happened to Neo when he was blindfolded? You become overpowered.

 Mr. Burning wrote:
Deny the triche - pre measuring, making up rules, general twattery, all result in the person responsible being tarred and feathered. No dice roll required.

By removing pre-measuring, you are making up a rule, and your kinda being a gakker about it....

(whistles while gesturing towards a vat of boiling tar)

RegalPhantom wrote:

 Mr. Burning wrote:
Deny the triche - pre measuring, making up rules, general twattery, all result in the person responsible being tarred and feathered. No dice roll required.

By removing pre-measuring, you are making up a rule, and your kinda being a gakker about it....

(whistles while gesturing towards a vat of boiling tar)

Oh no! arghhhhhhh!

RegalPhantom wrote:

 Mr. Burning wrote:
Deny the triche - pre measuring, making up rules, general twattery, all result in the person responsible being tarred and feathered. No dice roll required.

By removing pre-measuring, you are making up a rule, and your kinda being a gakker about it....

(whistles while gesturing towards a vat of boiling tar)

I think you may have missed the point of this thread.

 pretre wrote:

RegalPhantom wrote:

 Mr. Burning wrote:
Deny the triche - pre measuring, making up rules, general twattery, all result in the person responsible being tarred and feathered. No dice roll required.

By removing pre-measuring, you are making up a rule, and your kinda being a gakker about it....

(whistles while gesturing towards a vat of boiling tar)

I think you may have missed the point of this thread.

Which one? The original point? Or the vastly more popular tangent?

Or both?

I think he missed both.

Oh oh! I haz wan!!!

Deny the stench: on a 5+ ifyour opponent is a guo, it immediately is dragged from the table, thrown into a shower and scrubbed clean by sleneshi daemonettes... With wire brushes. You automatically win.

thakabalpuphorsefishguy wrote:Oh oh! I haz wan!!!

Deny the stench: on a 5+ ifyour opponent is a guo, it immediately is dragged from the table, thrown into a shower and scrubbed clean by sleneshi daemonettes... With wire brushes. You automatically win.

Already been done, sadly

PredaKhaine wrote:

Deny the stench
On a 6+, your opponant must go away and take a bath before returning to the game