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you can buy it online i cant remeber the name of it but its got a very special flavor like cotton candy

 
   
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tonyneedspills23 wrote:
you can buy it online i cant remeber the name of it but its got a very special flavor like cotton candy


So the Wolves get drunk through their cotton candy - flavored mead that they buy from eBay? Seems legit!

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Maybe....just maybe they are always drunk. The concoction they drink merely enhances this effect.
This would explain a few things like Bjorns lower initiative, their slightly scary independent streak or their general bad assery.

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I guess they drink concentrated testosterone, mixed with alcohol just so it's not a virgin drink. Whatever it is, it must be ludicrously masculine. No way could a human drink it.

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I knew that would come up sometime

Maybe....just maybe they are always drunk. The concoction they drink merely enhances this effect.
This would explain a few things like Bjorns lower initiative, their slightly scary independent streak or their general bad assery.

Björns initiative comes from him being old as feth. But everything else makes sense. Perhaps the Canis Helix is the strongest drink in the universe and all that other drinking is just to get rid of the MASSIVE hangover that could kill marines?
It would explain "the Mark of the Wulfen" which probably means just that some dudes go mad from the headaches and gak. This also causes trouble when reading small pages and text that requires thought. Hence their low interest in Codex Astartes and the fact that they do not have a Librarium, but the great dining hall where their tales are written on walls.

I guess they drink concentrated testosterone, mixed with alcohol just so it's not a virgin drink. Whatever it is, it must be ludicrously masculine. No way could a human drink it.

Perhaps it is their sweat, distilled and mixed with Fenrisian wolf saliva and Promethium? And then some Rune priest boils the gak SOMEHOW without burning the promethium with his Living Lightning!

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It was described as something akin to jet fuel in Prospero Burns.

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190 proof Everclear...


Actually, come to think of it, even a Space Wolf would die after a couple shots of that stuff.

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None of them actually get drunk, they just pretend they are once the contest drags on too long and they get bored

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High grade jet fuel

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