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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/11/20 16:53:05
Subject: Proof that Orks and Soviets use the same engineers
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Stinky Spore
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"On the Mikoyan MiG-27 the Gsh-6-30 had to be mounted obliquely to absorb recoil (5,500 kg). The gun was noted for its high (often uncomfortable) vibration and extreme noise. The airframe vibration lead to fatigue cracks in fuel tanks, numerous radio and avionics failures, the necessity of using runways with floodlights for night flights (as the landing lights would often be destroyed), tearing or jamming of the forward landing gear doors (leading to at least three crash landings), cracking of the reflector gunsight, an accidental jettisoning of the cockpit canopy and at least one case of the instrument panel falling off in flight. The number of fragments from detonating shells was sufficient to damage aircraft firing (or flying) within 200 metres of the impact area."
DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!
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Khan
Time flies like an arrow but fruit flies like a banana.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/11/20 17:02:53
Subject: Proof that Orks and Soviets use the same engineers
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Shas'o Commanding the Hunter Kadre
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Sounds like the dark age of technology is right around the corner then.
I mean we already have real tank hammers, and battlewagons...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/11/20 17:11:33
Subject: Re:Proof that Orks and Soviets use the same engineers
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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I mean we already have real tank hammers, and battlewagons..
We have real tank hammers? Link please? That sounds awesome ...
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Edit: I just googled ablutions and apparently it does not including dropping a duece. I should have looked it up early sorry for any confusion. - Baldsmug
Psiensis on the "good old days":
"Kids these days...
... I invented the 6th Ed meta back in 3rd ed.
Wait, what were we talking about again? Did I ever tell you about the time I gave you five bees for a quarter? That's what you'd say in those days, "give me five bees for a quarter", is what you'd say in those days. And you'd go down to the D&D shop, with an onion in your belt, 'cause that was the style of the time. So there I was in the D&D shop..." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/11/20 17:30:02
Subject: Re:Proof that Orks and Soviets use the same engineers
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Shas'o Commanding the Hunter Kadre
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Tycho wrote:I mean we already have real tank hammers, and battlewagons..
We have real tank hammers? Link please? That sounds awesome ...
Here ya go:
http://www.break.com/index/dangerous-explosive-mallets.html
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/11/20 18:09:48
Subject: Re:Proof that Orks and Soviets use the same engineers
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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Holy crap yes please! lol that was great! thanks!
Also, in regards to the thread title, I remember seeing a documentary on the Mikoyan Design Bureau (the designers of the MiG jets) where one of the engineers stated that since their country was so huge and mid-air refueling wasn't an option at the time that they knew they would occasionally have to send pilots up in jets (this was the early ones like the MiG-16/17) that they knew could not carry enough fuel to get to where they needed to go. To account for that they simply designed the jets to crash land as safely and easily as possible. Orky optimism for the win! lol
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Edit: I just googled ablutions and apparently it does not including dropping a duece. I should have looked it up early sorry for any confusion. - Baldsmug
Psiensis on the "good old days":
"Kids these days...
... I invented the 6th Ed meta back in 3rd ed.
Wait, what were we talking about again? Did I ever tell you about the time I gave you five bees for a quarter? That's what you'd say in those days, "give me five bees for a quarter", is what you'd say in those days. And you'd go down to the D&D shop, with an onion in your belt, 'cause that was the style of the time. So there I was in the D&D shop..." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/11/21 05:13:53
Subject: Proof that Orks and Soviets use the same engineers
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Ork Boy Hangin' off a Trukk
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Odd that the Russians had so many problems with it. The gun is slightly weaker than the GAU-8 carried by the A-10 Warthog, and, as far as I know, the A-10 has none of those problems. I guess their recoil compensators were just really lousy. So very orky!
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Sometimes you have fun, and sometimes the fun has you. -Sgt. Schlock |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/11/21 05:45:20
Subject: Proof that Orks and Soviets use the same engineers
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Heroic Senior Officer
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BairdEC wrote:Odd that the Russians had so many problems with it. The gun is slightly weaker than the GAU-8 carried by the A-10 Warthog, and, as far as I know, the A-10 has none of those problems. I guess their recoil compensators were just really lousy. So very orky! 
Or the US engineers are just really good at hiding their problems...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/11/21 05:54:25
Subject: Proof that Orks and Soviets use the same engineers
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Owns Whole Set of Skullz Techpriests
Versteckt in den Schatten deines Geistes.
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"... an accidental jettisoning of the cockpit canopy..."
Wow! You open fire... and the pilot falls out of the plane!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/11/21 07:10:39
Subject: Re:Proof that Orks and Soviets use the same engineers
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Water-Caste Negotiator
Florida
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oy can i gets tre mor like dat one and tape them together?
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Don't tell people how to do things, tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/11/21 10:00:05
Subject: Proof that Orks and Soviets use the same engineers
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Jealous that Horus is Warmaster
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Oh did i lol at those silly people with they're exploding hammers, but the russian plane vibrating itself apart is pretty funny too..
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