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2012/12/12 20:08:37
Subject: Dude its 12/12/12 where are the Zombies???
I am SOOOOOO ticked off. I've seen nary a one zombie. I saw a few homeles guys and spiked them to be safe, but come, where's the horde? I didn't COUGH COUGH thousand rounds just to sit at home.
Come on LIfe lets go here!
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2012/12/12 20:08:58
Subject: Dude its 12/12/12 where are the Zombies???
12/21/2012 is what you are looking for, I believe...
Automatically Appended Next Post: Damn you, Alf!
Automatically Appended Next Post: Personally, I can't wait for magic to come back and everyone to turn into Orcs, trolls and elves.
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2012/12/12 20:19:44
Subject: Dude its 12/12/12 where are the Zombies???
Ok then. 12/21/2012, Winter comes. Mmmm....Winter is coming......
More time to sharpen my lobo skills and stock up on Swiss Cake Rolls. Excellent. Lets do this thing!
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2012/12/12 20:20:52
Subject: Dude its 12/12/12 where are the Zombies???
***We're going to have to substitute Swiss Cake Rolls my friend.
Then, build speakers around the house and cars to play Metallica's "For Whom the Bell Tolls" in a loop...
***Done. However, We'll have to mix in a little Iron Man, Welcome to the Jungle, Bad to the Bone, and Bad Moon Rising. Of course occasionally we might have to drop in a little This is The End for post wave reflective moments (aka when reloading).
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2012/12/12 20:25:24
Subject: Dude its 12/12/12 where are the Zombies???
I'm actually sad right now because I'm not in a government camp right now. If I was, there'd be a good chance of it coming true. :(
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2012/12/12 20:28:35
Subject: Dude its 12/12/12 where are the Zombies???
pretre wrote: 12/21/2012 is what you are looking for, I believe...
Automatically Appended Next Post: Damn you, Alf!
Automatically Appended Next Post: Personally, I can't wait for magic to come back and everyone to turn into Orcs, trolls and elves.
We'll know when we see the dragons return.
The Remington Wingmaster is ready for just such a contingency.
Frazzled's neighbor: "Thats one big damn chicken hawk."
Frazzled: BLAM BLAM BLAM " All right family. We eat tonight!"
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2012/12/12 20:33:24
Subject: Re:Dude its 12/12/12 where are the Zombies???
Novelist47 wrote: Don't you see ... YOUR ALREADY DEAD.
This is purgatory, and I am the devil.
It explains a lot actually. Plus if you smelled one of TBone's silent but deadlies, you'd think you smelled brimstone before you passed out.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2012/12/12 20:36:10
Subject: Dude its 12/12/12 where are the Zombies???
As to where the zombies are Frazz I'm sorry but I shot patient zero at approximately 0103 at a secure facility located in Nevada as part of a QRF that never existed. Facility was secured approximately two hours after a confirmed Zed virus out break at roughly 2300 local.
Survivors are under secure containment at a CDC facility in Alaska.
The contaminated facility has been "erased" as of 0200 this morning.
Why can I tell you this? Because frankly no one will ever believe you and you'll never have any evidence.
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I beg of you sarge let me lead the charge when the battle lines are drawn
Lemme at least leave a good hoof beat they'll remember loud and long
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2012/12/12 22:12:33
Subject: Re:Dude its 12/12/12 where are the Zombies???
d-usa wrote: I hope everyone has their playlist together for 12/21!
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
2012/12/13 15:40:54
Subject: Dude its 12/12/12 where are the Zombies???
Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
I dont know about you frazzled, But we are having major problems with zombies over here in California.
But they are vegetarians so we dont have to worry much.
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2012/12/14 02:37:57
Subject: Re:Dude its 12/12/12 where are the Zombies???
There's 76,000 or so of 'em up here in Ontario that are bleeding us dry right now... They've brainwashed our children and are insistant that the government is evil and out to get them and that they can't possibly survive by earning only $75000 - $90000 a year!
Oh wait, that's just the mindless rantings of the Elementry Teachers...
Better bring bigger guns and pack extra ammo!
2012/12/14 02:39:53
Subject: Re:Dude its 12/12/12 where are the Zombies???
There's 76,000 or so of 'em up here in Ontario that are bleeding us dry right now... They've brainwashed our children and are insistant that the government is evil and out to get them and that they can't possibly survive by earning only $75000 - $90000 a year!
Oh wait, that's just the mindless rantings of the Elementry Teachers...
Better bring bigger guns and pack extra ammo!
wait...wut?
Teachers make over 75G? Is that starting salary or average??
Damn... there must be some severe shortage there.
Live Ork, Be Ork. or D'Ork!
2012/12/14 02:45:59
Subject: Re:Dude its 12/12/12 where are the Zombies???
There's 76,000 or so of 'em up here in Ontario that are bleeding us dry right now... They've brainwashed our children and are insistant that the government is evil and out to get them and that they can't possibly survive by earning only $75000 - $90000 a year!
Oh wait, that's just the mindless rantings of the Elementry Teachers...
Better bring bigger guns and pack extra ammo!
wait...wut?
Teachers make over 75G? Is that starting salary or average??
Damn... there must be some severe shortage there.
Yeah, where exactly are these teaching jobs that pay nearly six-figs?
2012/12/14 02:56:16
Subject: Re:Dude its 12/12/12 where are the Zombies???
There's 76,000 or so of 'em up here in Ontario that are bleeding us dry right now... They've brainwashed our children and are insistant that the government is evil and out to get them and that they can't possibly survive by earning only $75000 - $90000 a year!
Oh wait, that's just the mindless rantings of the Elementry Teachers...
Better bring bigger guns and pack extra ammo!
wait...wut?
Teachers make over 75G? Is that starting salary or average??
Damn... there must be some severe shortage there.
Yeah, where exactly are these teaching jobs that pay nearly six-figs?
My first impression would be to say in the imagination of right wing talking heads, but then again, it's Ontario.
Just checked Statistique Canada, average remuneration of Ontario teaching employees is a little over 52k. I doubt Secondary and College teachers are paid so little as to bring down the average so low from 75 to 90k.
Once more, Experiment, really, you should stop listening to whoever you are listening to. You'll come out of it a better man.
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[...] for conflict is the great teacher, and pain, the perfect educator.
2012/12/14 03:02:44
Subject: Dude its 12/12/12 where are the Zombies???
My first impression would be to say in the imagination of right wing talking heads, but then again, it's Ontario.
Just checked Statistique Canada, average remuneration of Ontario teaching employees is a little over 52k. I doubt Secondary and College teachers are paid so little as to bring down the average so low from 75 to 90k.
Once more, Experiment, really, you should stop listening to whoever you are listening to. You'll come out of it a better man.
Okay... that makes more sense.
That's about normal in major metropolitian areas in the US. (with some deviations due to standards of living)
Live Ork, Be Ork. or D'Ork!
2012/12/14 03:24:28
Subject: Dude its 12/12/12 where are the Zombies???
Anyone who watched the Bengals/Eagles game can tell you where the zombies are.......
Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
I'll be on Paradise Island for 12/21/12. Probably one of the safer places to be, honestly. Unfortunately, I'm going to miss out on the facebook nonsense :(
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