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Go in dressed as an IRA man and ask for some funding.......

*This is going to go over so many heads...*

Unleash cockroaches in the store.

systematicaly hole every waste disposal pipe in the store.

paint wood to look like dynamite strap it to yourself and attach a massive alarmclock to the front with some wires and run in screaming "FOR ALLAH"

feed my little brother on nothing but junk food and caffine for days, point the cage into the doorway, open the hatch and ready your umbrella.......

Make passionate love to your girlfriend/wife in the corner.

Reenact 50 shades of grey in the toilets with as many couples as you can find. Bonus points for noise.

Bring a cow into the store and tell the staff "the abbatoir wasnt working so youll have to do it yourself". Bonus points if the cow craps on the floor.

Grope the hot chick.

ask for the hot employee "to go".

make working warjacks then assault the store.

Dress in armour bearing the symbol of KFC and give a banner bearing a massive picture of the colnel arm yourself then charge the MaccyD's, mercilessly butcher the staff "for being heathen scourges" and the customers "for being traitourous heretics" then fly the KFC flag from the roof whilst declaring the store "conqored"

 master of ordinance wrote:

Dress in armour bearing the symbol of KFC and give a banner bearing a massive picture of the colnel arm yourself then charge the MaccyD's, mercilessly butcher the staff "for being heathen scourges" and the customers "for being traitourous heretics" then fly the KFC flag from the roof whilst declaring the store "conqored"

This one is a win I might try it but not the slaugther part.

 master of ordinance wrote:
ask for the hot employee "to go".

Reminds me of the girl I was serving in the bar who, when asked by her friend what she wanted a "shot of", turned, looked me up and down and said "Him".

gak in the deep fat frier.

Slap your man hood between two seasme buns and ask the girls next to you if they want any secret sauce with that.


Alternatively do the same, but demand a refund from the manager for an undercooked burger.

 mwnciboo wrote:


Go in dressed as an IRA man and ask for some funding.......

*This is going to go over so many heads...*

I lol'd

This must be more than 101 ways . . .

Its just over 200 xD.

Release Feral wolves into the premises.

Create Primarchs in the freezers.

Take some friends to one and simultaneously "plank" on the tables. I know of a few people who had nearly managed it, but were told to leave before they could take pictures :lol:

Bring in the wabberjack from skyrim and turn the manager into a daedric chickin
Fus ro dah a cow through the drive thru window
Pretend to be a health inspector...

Get a uniform and run in shouting "The Health Inspecters coming, everybody run!"

(inspired by the above from BaconUprising)

Also Wabberjack is random - have you thought about what would happen if you managed to turn the manager into a daedroth from oblivion?
Apart from new Mclizard burgers...

Pee in the manager's face. In public. Dressed as a police officer. Just for the lols

Dress as the Hamburglar and take a Gun and hold up the joint.



Call it a publicity stunt and get away scott free...McDonalds will probably sue you for breach of IP but will almost definitely ban you.

 mwnciboo wrote:
Dress as the Hamburglar and take a Gun and hold up the joint.



Call it a publicity stunt and get away scott free...McDonalds will probably sue you for breach of IP but will almost definitely ban you.

LOL

Assemble minis in the store using the most noxious glue you can get.

Offer small kids drugs.

Get a cows tooth from your local butchers then stealth it in your burger. "Discover" it and sue the store.

Ask how much real meat is in the burgers.

Show customers this

or this

Tell the kids Ronal McDonald will "fething slap the McGak out of you" as loudly and frequently as possible.

Bring the store to a halt by seducing all the counter girls at once. bonus points for every 7+ you get.

Shove a lance through the drive thru window.

Inform the staff incessantly that slapping "Mc" in front of every word does not make it theirs. Sue McDonalds on behalf of the English language because of this.

Hump the Ronald McDonald statue.

Hump the golden arches.

Hump the *

Bring every GUO from your FLGS you can in at once.

Recreate than ancient art of jousting in the middle of the restaurant.

Order all the chips and sell them outside for massively inflated prices.

Add "secret sauce" to all the burgers.

Kidnap Ronald McDonald.

Bring the Waaagh! to McDonalds

How to get banned three times in a row:
(school comrades did this in london)
1. they went in, ordered, sat down, ate. One of them suddenly had an overwhelming urge and barfed all over the table. They were asked to leave.
2. they went in, ordered, sat down, sqished the burgers on the table and started munching the cardbord boxes. They were asked to leave.
3. they went in, having grabbed some pylones from a nearby construction site and wearing them as hats. This time they were not even completely through the door, when some biz suit came and asked them to leave.

The first one though wasn't on purpose!

Unless I'm lacking reading comprehension

1001: Lack reading comprehension.

Repeatedly ask for meals that McDonalds no longer makes.

Mmmmmmmmmmm Big Deluxe.

Buy McDonalds then ban everyone else from coming there. Then Ban yourself, and blow up the place.

Become Prime Minister and ban McDonalds from Britain.

Breed squigs in McDonalds.

51) Ask to speak to McLovin

52) Demand Breakfast at noon!

53) Ask for a Royale with Cheese

54) Come in dressed like Ronald McDonald wearing assless chaps

55) Pee on the playland toys

56) Host a birthday party for bikers

57) Complain to the manager that your Clown burger "tastes funny"

58) Get romantically involved with the drink machine

Fill up drink dispensers with liquid Laxatives, and lock all the doors in the place.

Invent the RPB.

Rocket Propelled Burger.
Follow up with a bbq thrower.