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2014/05/12 13:18:13
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Terrifying Doombull
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 CthuluIsSpy wrote:Hump the Ronald McDonald statue.
For extra hilarity, strap on a chisel / hammer onto your pelvic region, so that you leave a hole after defiling the mascot.
 Trondheim wrote:Walk in with a lust in your leaming eyes, grab the shoulders of your battlebrother. And proceed to demonstrate brotherly ove in the middle of th resturante while screaming " FOR THE EMPEROR!"
Drive me closer, I wish to hit him with my sword!
Wink wink nudge nudge
Yes! Strike with your gleaming sword of punisment! Make me repent my heretical ways!
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2014/05/12 14:41:10
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Resurrect an old thread on Dakka using their wifi?
No, wait, that gets you baned on Dakka 
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2014/05/13 00:24:47
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Convince others you are not a werewolf by shouting in their ear "I AM NOT A WEREWOLF"
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2014/05/13 00:24:57
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2014/05/13 00:43:24
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Convince others you are a werewolf by screaming "I AM NOT A WEREWOLF!"
Goes both ways... I'll be watching you
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2014/05/13 01:44:53
Subject: Re:101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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Dress up as a US Drill Sergeant and start screaming at the regulars to stop eating cheese burgers and to run laps.
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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
 The Empire : ~60-70 models.
 1500 pts
 : My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far! |
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2014/05/14 08:59:13
Subject: Re:101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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 TheCustomLime wrote:Dress up as a US Drill Sergeant and start screaming at the regulars to stop eating cheese burgers and to run laps.
Murder by heart attack?
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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2014/05/14 09:47:42
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Closer to Manslaughter, but at least McD's wouldn't be lacking meat...
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2014/05/16 22:36:21
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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It may even be an improvement....
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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