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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/05 15:03:01
Subject: Silly Army Lists
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Ichor-Dripping Talos Monstrosity
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Rainyday wrote:How about MAXIMUM MONKEY
Coteaz
9 Jokaero
9 Jokaero
9 Jokaero
9 Jokaero
9 Jokaero
9 Jokaero
1990 pts
If we're pulling double force-org shenanigans, then thow in a bare-bones inquisitor and break them into 6 squads of 5 and 6 squads of 4. Apply additional apes as needed.
I prefer the 1500pt Monkey Army - it's a lot neater.
Grey Knights: Monkey Army - 1500pts
HQ:
- Inquistor Coteaz
Troops:
- 10x Jokaero
- 10x Jokaero
- 10x Jokaero
- 10x Jokaero
barnowl wrote:Sinji wrote:It hasn't been FAQ'ed yet so any army that has Grotsnik can take the cybork body upgrade even if there not orks
Cybork Tau anyone?
Depending on the wording - I would believe it will apply to the Ork Detachment only - like pretty much every other instance of 'army' used in-codex now.
Shame - would be funny. xD
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/05 17:23:32
Subject: Silly Army Lists
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Sneaky Sniper Drone
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
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Silly List #3: Ride of the Apocalypse Now
This was a list a friend and I came up with after getting drunk and watching Apocalypse Now, as to how many Vendetta's could be fit into a 1850 point list and still have it be somewhat competitive. A few revisions later and this is the result.
HQ:
Company Command Squad 80pnts
Troops:
Infantry Platoon 140pnts
Platoon Command Squad 30pnts
Infantry Squad 55pnts
-Flamer
Infantry Squad 55pnts
-Flamer
Veterans-100pnts
-Melta Gun
-Melta Gun
-Melta Gun
Veterans- 100pnts
-Plasma Gun
-Plasma Gun
Veterans- 100pnts
-Flamer
-Flamer
-Heavy Flamer
Veterans- 100pnts
-Plasma Gun
-Plasma Gun
Fast Attack
-Vendetta Squadron 420pnts
3 Vendetta’s w/ Heavy Bolter Sponsons
-Vendetta Squadron 420pnts
3 Vendetta’s w/ Heavy Bolter Sponsons
-Vendetta Squadron 420pnts
3 Vendetta’s w/ Heavy Bolter Sponsons
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*NYI*
1850pnts
lost
Stolen
Beezlebub has never seen, a solider quite like me. Who not only does his job but does it happily. I'm the fear that keeps you awake. I'm the shadows on the wall. I'm the monsters they become. I'm the nightmare in your skull. I'm the dagger in your back, an extra turn upon the rack. I'm the quivering of your heart, a stabbing pain, a sudden start. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/05 18:20:41
Subject: Silly Army Lists
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Chaos Space Marine dedicated to Slaanesh
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Ovion wrote:Sinji wrote:It hasn't been FAQ'ed yet so any army that has Grotsnik can take the cybork body upgrade even if there not orks
Cybork Tau anyone?
Depending on the wording - I would believe it will apply to the Ork Detachment only - like pretty much every other instance of 'army' used in-codex now.
Shame - would be funny. xD
They did FAQ Grotsnik to allow ANY unit to take Cybork Bodies. I've seen a few CSM lists running Cybork'd Chaos Spawn with the MoN. Nasty stuff, and completely legal.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/05 20:02:15
Subject: Silly Army Lists
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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Cadian Airborne (2500 points)
HQ
CCS - x4 plasma (Warlord)
CCS - x4 plasma, meltabombs
TROOP
PCS - x4 melta, meltabombs
Infantry Squad - meltagun
Infantry Squad - meltagun
SWS - x3 demo charges
SWS - x3 demo charges
Veterans - x3 melta, demolitions
Veterans - x3 melta, demolitions
Veterans - x3 melta, demolitions
FAST ATTACK
Vendetta Squadron (1, CCS)
Vendetta Squadron (1, CCS)
Vendetta Squadron (1, PCS)
Vendetta Squadron (2, Infantry)
Vendetta Squadron (2, SWS)
Vendetta Squadron (3, Vets)
HEAVY SUPPORT
Leman Russ Exterminator
Notes: Deploy the Russ in cover, preferrably LOS blocking cover. Everything else in reserves. Survive to 2nd turn, then laugh maniacally.
PS: Vendettas can be swapped for Valkyries with rocket pods, and of course squadrons and passengers can be swapped around however you like.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/05 20:29:25
Subject: Re:Silly Army Lists
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Regular Dakkanaut
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heres one for daemons 2.5k
masque of slaanesh 100
Herald of slaanesh, pavane of slaanesh mount of slaanesh 85
Herald of slaanesh, pavane of slaanesh mount of slaanesh 85
Herald of slaanesh, pavane of slaanesh mount of slaanesh 85
Herald of tzeentch, disc 65
Herald of tzeentch, disc 65
Herald of tzeentch, disc 65
Herald of tzeentch, disc 65
9 flamers 207
9 flamers 207
9 flamers 207
9 flamers 207
6 screamers 150
6 screamers 150
6 screamers 150
6 screamers 150
5 screamers 125
5 screamers 125
pavane the units into flamer templates and even mech wont survive haha, no good against flyers tho.....
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/06 13:35:39
Subject: Silly Army Lists
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Focused Dark Angels Land Raider Pilot
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A PROPAH GREEN TIDA!!!
2000 points
Warboss, PK : 85 pts
Big mek, Kff: 85 pts
30 ORKS, Nob PK and BP : 220pts
30 ORKS, Nob PK and BP : 220pts
30 ORKS, Nob PK and BP : 220pts
30 ORKS, Nob PK and BP : 220pts
30 ORKS, Nob PK and BP : 220pts
30 ORKS, Nob PK and BP : 220pts
30 ORKS, Nob PK and BP : 220pts
30 ORKS, Nob PK and BP : 220pts
6 Lootas: 90 points
240+ Boyz!!! I need some extra deployment zone!!!
Hope ya braught flama' ya humie!!!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/06 18:42:29
Subject: Silly Army Lists
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Ichor-Dripping Talos Monstrosity
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Each base takes up roughly is 625sq/mm (assuming it's a 25mm a side square base for eases sake) A 'standard' 6'x12" deployment zone is 557418.24sq/mm Meaning if it's flat and empty, you can fit 891.869184 25mm bases in that area. So assume roughly 1/3rd is taken up by terrain, that s 594.579456, then lets round it down really heavily to account for larger bases, arms waving and crap, and I reckon that's a conservative estimate of 500 Orks. You obviously need more Orks!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/06 20:09:25
Subject: Silly Army Lists
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Ovion wrote:Each base takes up roughly is 625sq/ mm (assuming it's a 25mm a side square base for eases sake)
A 'standard' 6'x12" deployment zone is 557418.24sq/ mm
Meaning if it's flat and empty, you can fit 891.869184 25mm bases in that area.
So assume roughly 1/3rd is taken up by terrain, that
s 594.579456, then lets round it down really heavily to account for larger bases, arms waving and crap, and I reckon that's a conservative estimate of 500 Orks.
You obviously need more Orks!
We got about 300 IG in normal table deployment using make 2" spacing, the other 150 or so were in reserve
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/06 22:55:59
Subject: Re:Silly Army Lists
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Rebel_Princess
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Daemonic_soul1990 wrote:heres one for daemons 2.5k
masque of slaanesh 100
Herald of slaanesh, pavane of slaanesh mount of slaanesh 85
Herald of slaanesh, pavane of slaanesh mount of slaanesh 85
Herald of slaanesh, pavane of slaanesh mount of slaanesh 85
Herald of tzeentch, disc 65
Herald of tzeentch, disc 65
Herald of tzeentch, disc 65
Herald of tzeentch, disc 65
9 flamers 207
9 flamers 207
9 flamers 207
9 flamers 207
6 screamers 150
6 screamers 150
6 screamers 150
6 screamers 150
5 screamers 125
5 screamers 125
pavane the units into flamer templates and even mech wont survive haha, no good against flyers tho.....
List is illegal as it has no troops.
The best Grey Knight army must be:
1750
Draigo 275
Paladin 135
- Apothecary
- Falchions
Paladin 175
- Apothecary
- Banner
- Psybolts
Paladin 175
- Apothecary
- Banner
- Psybolts
Storm Raven 326
- Typhoon Missiles
- Hurricane Bolters
- Searchlight
- Warp Stabilisation field
- Truesilver Armour
- Extra Armour
- Teleport Homer
- Psybolt Ammo
= 1738
Aeroplanes for everyone! Automatically Appended Next Post: And a Chaos list for 2000 points
2 x Sorceror
12 x 35 cultists
17 cultists
Theres 439 models on the field. With those 439 models you can make 10,975 meters long line or you could fill about 0,27m^2 in space.
Also if the movement of one model takes about 2 second, just the movement on the first round would take 14½ minutes. On a successful multicharge the models would roll 1332 dice.
The only problem is that I remembered that I can only have 12 groups of cultists. And that was after the mathematics.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/06 23:17:06
Subject: Re:Silly Army Lists
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Boosting Black Templar Biker
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Grey Knight Sillyness!
HQ
55 - Xenos Inquisitor - Force Sword/Bolt Pistol and 1 Divination Power
55 - Xenos Inquisitor - Force Sword/Bolt Pistol and 1 Divination Power
Troop
120 - x5 Strike Squad - x4 Force Swords, x1 Psycannon
120 - x5 Strike Squad - x4 Force Swords, x1 Psycannon
120 - x5 Strike Squad - x4 Force Swords, x1 Psycannon
120 - x5 Strike Squad - x4 Force Swords, x1 Psycannon
Heavy
235 - Nemesis Dreadknight - Personal Teleporter and Heavy Incinerator
235 - Nemesis Dreadknight - Personal Teleporter and Heavy Incinerator
235 - Nemesis Dreadknight - Personal Teleporter and Heavy Incinerator
235 - Nemesis Dreadknight - Personal Teleporter and Heavy Incinerator
235 - Nemesis Dreadknight - Personal Teleporter and Heavy Incinerator
235 - Nemesis Dreadknight - Personal Teleporter and Heavy Incinerator
2000 Total
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Black Templars 3000
Grey Knights 3000
Menoth 190 points
Circle 60 points |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/07 00:47:53
Subject: Silly Army Lists
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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I call this my BOOM LIST!
Imperial Guard, 1999+1 points
HQ
CCS - x4 GL, Master of Ordinance
TROOP
PCS - x4 GL
Infantry Squad - GL, mortar
Infantry Squad - GL, mortar
SWS - x3 demo charges
SWS - x3 demo charges
PCS - x2 GL, mortar
Infantry Squad - GL, mortar
Infantry Squad - GL, mortar
SWS - x3 demo charges
SWS - x3 demo charges
ELITE
Marbo
FAST ATTACK
Scout Sentinel Squadron - x3 Sentinels w/missile launchers
Scout Sentinel Squadron - x3 Sentinels w/missile launchers
Scout Sentinel Squadron - x3 Sentinels w/missile launchers
HEAVY SUPPORT
Ordinance Battery Squadron - x3 Griffons
Ordinance Battery Squadron - x3 Griffons
Ordinance Battery Squadron - x3 Griffons
That's really only 1960 points, so you have 40 points for whatever. But who cares? You get 28 blasts and 23 large blasts in one shooting phase.
Edit: Alternate option, drop the Sentinels and Marbo, add 4 Heavy Weapon Squads with mortars to each Platoon. That's 1970 points and 15 extra blasts.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/07 00:52:34
Subject: Silly Army Lists
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Ichor-Dripping Talos Monstrosity
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You need a model with a shotgun and chainsaw. That's what you use that 40pts to get.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/07 01:33:42
Subject: Silly Army Lists
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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Ovion wrote:You need a model with a shotgun and chainsaw.
That's what you use that 40pts to get.
You could squeeze points to fit Straken into your CCS. He uses a shotgun and cybernetic arm. Sounds like a great opportunity for some customizing.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/07 22:57:39
Subject: Re:Silly Army Lists
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Sneaky Sniper Drone
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
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Oh my, everyone's posting some fantastically silly lists! I'm at work right now but I'll post my silly farsight list when I get back (Gaming group rules that Farsight makes Battlesuits troops)
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*NYI*
1850pnts
lost
Stolen
Beezlebub has never seen, a solider quite like me. Who not only does his job but does it happily. I'm the fear that keeps you awake. I'm the shadows on the wall. I'm the monsters they become. I'm the nightmare in your skull. I'm the dagger in your back, an extra turn upon the rack. I'm the quivering of your heart, a stabbing pain, a sudden start. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/08 03:06:45
Subject: Re:Silly Army Lists
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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== 1500 Death or Glory ==
HQ: Primaris Psyker; Force Axe; Telepathy 70
Elites: Marbo 65
Troops: 2x 5 Stormtroopers 2 plasmaguns 230
Troops: 5 Stormtroopers 2 meltaguns 105
Troops: 2x 10 Penal Legion 160
Fast Attack: 3x 1 Vendetta Gunship 390
Heavy Support: 3x 1 Deathstrike Missile 480
I'm going to win or lose very quickly - likely lose, lol.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/08 03:28:01
Subject: Re:Silly Army Lists
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Ambitious Space Wolves Initiate
Baltimore, MD
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TheMind wrote:Silly List #2: Burn for the Burn God!
This list came about as a discussion on how to take advantage of the Soul Blaze special rule, and it's over abundance in the new Chaos dex. The only change at 2000 is the removal of the gifts of mutation and the addition of a 3rd Heldrake.
HQ:
Ahriman-230pnts
Troops:
Thousand Sons 267pnts
-1 Sorcerer Gift of Mutation
-8 Rubric Marines Icon of Wrath
-Dedicated Transport: Rhino w/ Warpflame Gargoyles, Havoc Launcher 52pnts
Thousand Sons 267pnts
-1 Sorcerer Gift of Mutation
-8 Rubric Marines Icon of Wrath
-Dedicated Transport: Rhino w/ Warpflame Gargoyles, Havoc Launcher 52pnts
Thousand Sons 257pnts
-1 Sorcerer
-8 Rubric Marines Icon of Wrath
-Dedicated Transport: Rhino w/ Warpflame Gargoyles, Havoc Launcher 52pnts
Thousand Sons 280pnts
-1 Sorcerer
-9 Rubric Marines Icon of Wrath
-Dedicated Transport: Rhino w/ Warpflame Gargoyles, Havoc Launcher 52pnts
Fast Attack:
Heldrake 170pnts
-Baleflamer
Heldrake 170pnts
-Baleflamer
1849
Automatically Appended Next Post:
I KNOW! It's stupid! XD
Icon of wrath can only be taken in units with MoK...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/08 03:58:16
Subject: Silly Army Lists
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Dakka Veteran
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I remember one of these threads a couple months ago, the funniest list by far was the double FOC that spammed grot tanks. Otherwise I'd love to see a helbrute, hel turkey, CC Dino goodness with some warp smiths actually doing something. Maybe even some Defiler's or allied soul grinders
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/08 06:17:25
Subject: Silly Army Lists
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Ambitious Space Wolves Initiate
Baltimore, MD
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Barrywise wrote:I remember one of these threads a couple months ago, the funniest list by far was the double FOC that spammed grot tanks. Otherwise I'd love to see a helbrute, hel turkey, CC Dino goodness with some warp smiths actually doing something. Maybe even some Defiler's or allied soul grinders
I would love to see someone run an iron warriors demonforge/slaves(cultists) list on the real. The forgefiend and especially the maulerfiend are great bang for yer buck pts-wise but imo defilers still have a place in higher point games, despite costing as much as a CSM LR when you give em a power scourge.
An AV-12 4HP walker that has "fleet/it will not die", a 5+ invul, reaper autocannon, battlecannon, and can rip your opponent a new one in CC can't be a bad thing when youre playing 2,500+ pts, no?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/08 09:45:53
Subject: Silly Army Lists
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Troubled By Non-Compliant Worlds
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How about the one below. It puts over 350 models on the table, 200 of which can respawn endlessly...
Imperial Guard 1990
HQ
Lord Commissar 70
Troops - Platoon 1
Platoon Command Squad 30
Commander Chenkov 50
20 Infantry Blob 100
50 Conscripts with Send in the Next Wave 275
Troops - Platoon 2
Platoon Command Squad 30
20 Infantry Blob 100
50 Conscripts with Send in the Next Wave 275
Troops - Platoon 3
Platoon Command Squad 30
20 Infantry Blob 100
50 Conscripts with Send in the Next Wave 275
Troops - Platoon 3
Platoon Command Squad 30
20 Infantry Blob 100
50 Conscripts with Send in the Next Wave 275
Troops - Platoon 3
Platoon Command Squad 30
20 Infantry Blob 100
30 Conscripts 120
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/08 09:59:16
Subject: Silly Army Lists
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Stealthy Grot Snipa
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HQ
Astorath the Grim
Troops
30 Death Company
Jump Packs
5 Power Swords
2 Melta gun
Power Fist
Scout Squad
Sniper Rifles
Camo Cloaks
1500
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Nurgle Daemons blog
http://nurglestally.blogspot.ie/
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/08 12:10:13
Subject: Silly Army Lists
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Ladies Love the Vibro-Cannon Operator
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Iyanden army:
Farseer w/ fortune, both runes - 110
Farseer w/ fortune - 85
Yriel - 155
10 Wraithguard w/ Spiritseer - 395
10 Wraithguard w/ Spiritseer - 395
10 Wraithguard w/ Spiritseer - 395
Wraithlord w/ eml, brightlance - 155
Wraithlord w/ eml, brightlance - 155
Wraithlord w/ eml, brightlance - 155
Total: 2000 pts.
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Former moderator 40kOnline
Lanchester's square law - please obey in list building!
Illumini: "And thank you for not finishing your post with a " " I'm sorry, but after 7200 's that has to be the most annoying sign-off ever."
Armies: Eldar, Necrons, Blood Angels, Grey Knights; World Eaters (30k); Bloodbound; Cryx, Circle, Cyriss |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/08 12:34:55
Subject: Silly Army Lists
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Ichor-Dripping Talos Monstrosity
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wuestenfux wrote:Iyanden army: Farseer w/ fortune, both runes - 110 Farseer w/ fortune - 85 Yriel - 155 10 Wraithguard w/ Spiritseer - 395 10 Wraithguard w/ Spiritseer - 395 10 Wraithguard w/ Spiritseer - 395 Wraithlord w/ eml, brightlance - 155 Wraithlord w/ eml, brightlance - 155 Wraithlord w/ eml, brightlance - 155 Total: 2000 pts.
List isn't legal. Double FoC needs 2HQ + 4 Troops. You have 3 HQ + 3 Troops.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/08 12:50:22
Subject: Silly Army Lists
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Ladies Love the Vibro-Cannon Operator
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Ovion wrote: wuestenfux wrote:Iyanden army:
Farseer w/ fortune, both runes - 110
Farseer w/ fortune - 85
Yriel - 155
10 Wraithguard w/ Spiritseer - 395
10 Wraithguard w/ Spiritseer - 395
10 Wraithguard w/ Spiritseer - 395
Wraithlord w/ eml, brightlance - 155
Wraithlord w/ eml, brightlance - 155
Wraithlord w/ eml, brightlance - 155
Total: 2000 pts.
List isn't legal.
Double FoC needs 2HQ + 4 Troops.
You have 3 HQ + 3 Troops.
Sorry, my bad.
Farseer w/ fortune, both runes - 110
3 Warlocks w/ singing spear - 84
Yriel - 155
10 Wraithguard w/ Spiritseer - 395
10 Wraithguard w/ Spiritseer - 395
10 Wraithguard w/ Spiritseer - 395
Wraithlord w/ eml, brightlance - 155
Wraithlord w/ eml, brightlance - 155
Wraithlord w/ eml, brightlance - 155
Total: 1999 pts
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Lanchester's square law - please obey in list building!
Illumini: "And thank you for not finishing your post with a " " I'm sorry, but after 7200 's that has to be the most annoying sign-off ever."
Armies: Eldar, Necrons, Blood Angels, Grey Knights; World Eaters (30k); Bloodbound; Cryx, Circle, Cyriss |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/09 04:06:22
Subject: Re:Silly Army Lists
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Fixture of Dakka
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Here is my silly list contribution:
Reclusiarch - Jump Pack, Meltabombs - 160
Chaplain - Jump Pack, Meltabombs - 130
Sanguinary Priest - Jump Pack, Power Weapon - 95
Sanguinary Priest - Jump Pack, Power Weapon - 95
8x Death Company - Jump Packs, 2x Thunderhammers each - 760
8x Death Company - Jump Packs, 2x Thunderhammers each - 760
2000
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/09 04:11:35
Subject: Silly Army Lists
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Tunneling Trygon
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At a measly 1000 points, the true Tervigon Spam:
Tervigon, Toxin
Tervigon, Toxin
3x10 Termagants
Tervigon, Adrenal Glands
Tervigon, Adrenal Glands
Tervigon, Toxin
A 2k, multiply by two...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/26 20:23:37
Subject: Re:Silly Army Lists
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Yellin' Yoof on a Scooter
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im not sure about the points for this but it would be bolter-mania
HQ-Captain-bolter - 1 Captian - 100.Pts
HQ-Captain-bolter - 1 Captian - 100.Pts
Troops-Tactical Squad - 10 Marines - all bolters - 170.Pts
Troops-Tactical Squad - 10 Marines - all bolters - 170.Pts
Troops-Tactical Squad - 10 Marines - all bolters - 170.Pts
Troops-Tactical Squad - 10 Marines - all bolters - 170.Pts
Troops-Tactical Squad - 10 Marines - all bolters - 170.Pts
Troops-Tactical Squad - 10 Marines - all bolters - 170.Pts
Troops-Tactical Squad - 10 Marines - all bolters - 170.Pts
Troops-Tactical Squad - 10 Marines - all bolters - 170.Pts
Troops-Tactical Squad - 10 Marines - all bolters - 170.Pts
Troops-Tactical Squad - 10 Marines - all bolters - 170.Pts
Troops-Tactical Squad - 5 Marines - all bolters - 90.Pts
That's 1990
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/26 20:53:01
Subject: Silly Army Lists
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Ichor-Dripping Talos Monstrosity
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Can't you give the Captain a Storm Bolter? That would probably be a little better.
As would putting some Heavy Bolters here and there.
I love the idea, but the main problem would be Anti-Tank.
I'd probably drop the 5man Tac squad, to throw about some Heavy Bolters and Melta Bombs.
Space Marines get free Heavy Bolters... wut.. madness. Oh well, I'd go with something along the lines of this then:
HQ:
Space Marine Captain w/ Storm Bolter, Melta Bombs, Auxiliary Grenade Launcher - 108
Space Marine Captain w/ Storm Bolter, Melta Bombs, Auxiliary Grenade Launcher - 108
Troops:
10x Tactical Marines w/ 1 Heavy Bolter, Sgt w/ Melta Bombs. - 175
10x Tactical Marines w/ 1 Heavy Bolter, Sgt w/ Melta Bombs. - 175
10x Tactical Marines w/ 1 Heavy Bolter, Sgt w/ Melta Bombs. - 175
10x Tactical Marines w/ 1 Heavy Bolter, Sgt w/ Melta Bombs. - 175
10x Tactical Marines w/ 1 Heavy Bolter, Sgt w/ Melta Bombs. - 175
10x Tactical Marines w/ 1 Heavy Bolter, Sgt w/ Melta Bombs. - 175
10x Tactical Marines w/ 1 Heavy Bolter, Sgt w/ Melta Bombs. - 175
10x Tactical Marines w/ 1 Heavy Bolter, Sgt w/ Melta Bombs. - 175
10x Tactical Marines w/ 1 Heavy Bolter, Sgt w/ Melta Bombs. - 175
10x Tactical Marines w/ 1 Heavy Bolter, Sgt w/ Melta Bombs. - 175
1996
You lose 5 boots on the ground, gain the ability to kill tanks (just about) and gain 7 Bolter rounds overall. The Auxiliary Grenade Launchers are there because there was 34pts spare, and they get to fire as well.. which is kinda cool and a little useful.
(94-184 Bolter shots and 30 Heavy Bolter Shots, and 2 AGL shots, as opposed to 107-214 straight Bolter shots.  )
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/27 09:15:49
Subject: Silly Army Lists
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Regular Dakkanaut
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THE GREAT DEVOURER CONSIMES ALL!!!
HQ:
Hive Tyrant wings and two sets of twin linked devourers -260
Hive Tyrant wings and two sets of twin linked devourers -260
Troopz:
x30 Termagantz all with devourers -300
x30 Termagantz all with devourers -300
x30 Termagantz all with devourers -300
x30 Termagantz all with devourers -300
x30 Termagantz all with devourers -300
x30 Termagantz all with devourers -300
Heavy Support:
x3 Dakkafexes 3 Carnifexes all armed with twin linked devourers -570
x3 Dakkafexes 3 Carnifexes all armed with twin linked devourers -570
x3 Dakkafexes 3 Carnifexes all armed with twin linked devourers -570
Elites:
x3 Hive Guard -150
x3 Hive Guard -150
x3 Hive Guard -150
Fast Attack:
x9 Raveners all with devourers -315
x9 Raveners all with devourers -315
x9 Raveners all with devourers -315
Total: 5425
That's:
621 strength 4 shots
132 strength 6 shots re-rolling to hit
18 strength 8 shots not needing line of sight and allowing no cover saves unless you are between he gun and within two inches of the cover (no jink for you flyers >  )
I think you get the idea hive guard busting tanks hive tyrants busting and flying Carnifexes on light vehicles and elite infantry and the gaunts to deliver da dakka!
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You fool me once I'm mad.
You fool me twice, I don't really like you.
You fool me three times, your officially that guy.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/27 11:44:09
Subject: Re:Silly Army Lists
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Warp-Screaming Noise Marine
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Hq: astorath
Troops:
10 DC, bolters 1xfist
10 DC, bolters 1xfist
10 DC, bolters 1xfist
10 DC, bolters 1xfist
10 DC, bolters 1xfist
10 DC, bolters 1xfist
10 DC, boltrrs 1xfist
9 DC, bolters 1xfist
total 2000pts.
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White Scars Space marines
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/27 17:52:12
Subject: Silly Army Lists
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Grey Knight Purgator firing around corners
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Tiarna Fuilteach wrote:HQ
Astorath the Grim
Troops
30 Death Company
Jump Packs
5 Power Swords
2 Melta gun
Power Fist
Scout Squad
Sniper Rifles
Camo Cloaks
1500
I've seen this one in action lol. Back in 5th. Dc snake list. It was doing multiple assault the whole game. So it was in combat the whole time. the opponent couldnt shoot at it. The unit destroys everything in its path. The list that i saw was abit different though, but it was something like: 30dc+asorath+spriest. Sick lol.
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