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2013/04/07 18:36:46
Subject: Thinnest or most errenous books in the WH40k.
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
Norway
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If persons in WH40k. was about to write books which would be the most erroneous/thinnest?
My candidates for thinnest is How to be a tolerant and openminded human being by Leman Russ. With How to compromise by Roboute Guilliman coming up strong as well.
For the book with worst advice: How to be a good father by the Emperor.
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2013/04/07 18:51:17
Subject: Thinnest or most errenous books in the WH40k.
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Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot
Eboli, Italy
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I would say: "How to be a pointless haters by SWhaters" ... bah  Sometimes I think users start threads just to generate flame/spam/flood. In IT now: "New technology possibilities", in fact all that's new in the Imperium is feared, the Imperium is a mind closed Empire who hate everything isn't known since the Great Crusade.
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 The wolves are back! *feral howl* 
"Si vis pacem para bellum" |
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2013/04/07 18:55:37
Subject: Thinnest or most errenous books in the WH40k.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Ultramarine flaws by Matt Ward.
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My Armies:
5,500pts 
2,700pts 
2,000pts 
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2013/04/07 18:59:07
Subject: Thinnest or most errenous books in the WH40k.
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
Norway
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I meant by characters in the world, not their authors, though you have both good points. 
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2013/04/07 19:00:51
Subject: Thinnest or most errenous books in the WH40k.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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 Beaviz81 wrote:I meant by characters in the world, not their authors, though you have both good points.
In that case, "International relations in the context of diplomatic protocol" by Angron.
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My Armies:
5,500pts
2,700pts
2,000pts
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2013/04/07 19:10:08
Subject: Thinnest or most errenous books in the WH40k.
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Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot
Eboli, Italy
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"How to win an arm-wrestling match" by Yarrick (or Straken  )
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The wolves are back! *feral howl*
"Si vis pacem para bellum" |
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2013/04/07 19:35:27
Subject: Thinnest or most errenous books in the WH40k.
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Don't Jump - By Dorn
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2013/04/07 19:38:20
Subject: Thinnest or most errenous books in the WH40k.
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
Norway
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"How to invest in the future" - by Corax.
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2013/04/07 19:44:01
Subject: Thinnest or most errenous books in the WH40k.
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Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot
Eboli, Italy
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"Highway Code" by Jaghatai Khan
"How pimp yourself" by Guilliman
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The wolves are back! *feral howl*
"Si vis pacem para bellum" |
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2013/04/07 19:52:07
Subject: Re:Thinnest or most errenous books in the WH40k.
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Tail-spinning Tomb Blade Pilot
Onuris Coreworld
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"How to stay celibate" By Fulgrim
OR
"Anger Management" By Ferrus Manus
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 "Most mortals will die from this procedure...and so will you!" |
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2013/04/07 19:52:32
Subject: Thinnest or most errenous books in the WH40k.
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Land Raider Pilot on Cruise Control
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Actually, i found a "better" one, "Space Marines for Dummies" by Guilliman
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 Blood Ravens 2nd Company (C:SM)
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2013/04/07 20:01:03
Subject: Thinnest or most errenous books in the WH40k.
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
Norway
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"How to evade trouble." - Ciaphas Cain Automatically Appended Next Post:  ace101 wrote:Actually, i found a "better" one, "Space Marines for Dummies" by Guilliman
I was meaning books not already in existence.
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2013/04/07 20:11:24
Subject: Thinnest or most errenous books in the WH40k.
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Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot
Eboli, Italy
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"Dogs for dummies" -Leman Russ (ok, Space Wolves aren't exactly Dogs, but they're similar, so yeah)
Anger Managemente IMHO is better for Blood Angels (Black Rage) or Black Templars.
"Rock 'n' Roll History" - Noise Marine
Anatomy book by Fabious Bile
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The wolves are back! *feral howl*
"Si vis pacem para bellum" |
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2013/04/07 20:15:14
Subject: Thinnest or most errenous books in the WH40k.
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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"How To Cut Loose and Party Like There is No Tomorrow" - Eldrad Ulthran
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Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia |
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2013/04/07 20:17:58
Subject: Thinnest or most errenous books in the WH40k.
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Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot
Eboli, Italy
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"How to be a good brother" - By Dorn, dedicated to Perturabo
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The wolves are back! *feral howl*
"Si vis pacem para bellum" |
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2013/04/07 20:25:26
Subject: Thinnest or most errenous books in the WH40k.
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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10 step guide to Empire building - The Emperor
5 step guide to backstabbing - Horus
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain  " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2013/04/07 20:25:52
Subject: Thinnest or most errenous books in the WH40k.
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Ghost of Greed and Contempt
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"Habits of highly successful warmasters" by Failbaddon?
"Getting rid of your Clutter" by Trazyn t. Infinite,
"Care for the elderly" by Urien Rakarth,
"50 shades of Blue", by Commander Farsight.
Just a few off the top of my head 
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2013/04/07 20:35:31
Subject: Thinnest or most errenous books in the WH40k.
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Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot
Eboli, Italy
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"Guide to the Communist ideology" Aun'va the Ethereal
"Top Manga in History" every Tau, more or less.
"Fallen" by Cypher (do you know, that stupid books about angels etc etc, I dunno if is only Italian or what)
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The wolves are back! *feral howl*
"Si vis pacem para bellum" |
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2013/04/07 20:35:58
Subject: Thinnest or most errenous books in the WH40k.
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
Norway
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Better if the other way around as Dorn was pretty much clueless he was pissing off Peturbo, and then offered it to Peturbo as a gift on the Emperor's Feastday.
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If you have nothing nice to say then say frakking nothing. |
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2013/04/07 20:49:45
Subject: Re:Thinnest or most errenous books in the WH40k.
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Wing Commander
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"Due Process of Law," any Inquisitor.
"The Scientific Method" by low-ranking techpriests
"Motor Vehicle Engineering Principles," - Bigmek.
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Therefore, I conclude, Valve should announce Half Life 2: Episode 3.
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2013/04/07 20:56:53
Subject: Thinnest or most errenous books in the WH40k.
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Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine
north of nowhere
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Proper Battle Techniques-Gazzy
Contents:
Gets ya sum boyz and go on a krumpin raid arount sum planetz. Dat'll gets ya more boyz. Den send dem boyz at the enemy and let 'em DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA.
For the low GW price of $49.50 USD.
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2013/04/07 20:59:53
Subject: Thinnest or most errenous books in the WH40k.
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Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot
Eboli, Italy
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"How become thin" by Great Unclean Ones and Papa Nurgle.
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The wolves are back! *feral howl*
"Si vis pacem para bellum" |
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2013/04/07 21:04:31
Subject: Thinnest or most errenous books in the WH40k.
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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"Basic Road Safety" by Wazdakka
"Improve Your Social Life!" by Marbo
"Dealing With Conflict in the Workplace" by Shadowsun
"Planning for Retirement: How to Know When It's Time to Slow Down" by Yarrick
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Driven away from WH40K by rules bloat and the expense of keeping up, now interested in smaller model count games and anything with nifty mechanics. |
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2013/04/07 21:07:57
Subject: Thinnest or most errenous books in the WH40k.
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Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot
Eboli, Italy
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"How prevent sickness" by Nurgle
"How to have sex safely" by Slaanesh
"How evade a fight" by Khorne
"Don't lie, be honest!" by Tzeentch
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The wolves are back! *feral howl*
"Si vis pacem para bellum" |
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2013/04/07 21:15:58
Subject: Thinnest or most errenous books in the WH40k.
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Hallowed Canoness
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The Sororitas Guide to Safe Sex - Helena the Virtuous.
The Principles of Innovation - F.L. Kane
The Great Game - Hector Rex
Basic Herpo-entomology - Solomon Lok
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"That time I only loaded the cannon with powder. Next time, I will fill it with jewels and diamonds and they will cut you to shrebbons!" - Nogbad the Bad. |
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2013/04/07 21:22:33
Subject: Thinnest or most errenous books in the WH40k.
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Tough-as-Nails Ork Boy
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A Complex Study of Battle and the Strategies it involves- Any Ork
A Look into the Fair Justice System-Inquistor Karismov
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 World Eater's 3rd Company-1650 pts  |
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2013/04/07 22:41:12
Subject: Re:Thinnest or most errenous books in the WH40k.
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Chalice-Wielding Sanguinary High Priest
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"How to Win Friends and Influence People".
...anonymous Culexus Assassin. Or, alternatively, Goge Vandire.
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 "Hard pressed on my right. My centre is yielding. Impossible to manoeuvre. Situation excellent. I am attacking." - General Ferdinand Foch |
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2013/04/07 23:00:10
Subject: Thinnest or most errenous books in the WH40k.
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Courageous Space Marine Captain
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*adult* book- Saint Celestine
Anger Management- Angron
The Highway code- Wazdakka
The complete guide to Chess, Sudoku and other intellectual games- Grotsnik
How to train your pet- Leman Russ
The Pyromaniac's road to recovery- Vulkan
Coming out- Lion El'Johnson
Captilism at its best- Shadowsun
Skin and Health Care: A complete guide- Typhus
How to stick to your diet- The Tyranid Race
Democratic Ruling-The High Lords of Terra
Stealth and Evasion- Kharn the Betrayer
How to make friends- Kharn the Betrayer
How to find a nice guy- Herald of Slaanesh
Sibling Rivalry- Perturabo
Atheism and its merits- Lorgar
Dealing with anorexia- Fulgrim
Codex Astartes- Roboute Guilliman
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2013/04/07 23:05:49
Subject: Thinnest or most errenous books in the WH40k.
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Rough Rider with Boomstick
Gunblaze West
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Value of a life- Commander Chenkov
Peace and Love- Mogul Kamir
When to cut your losses- Ollanius Pius
How to Warp travel the RIGHT way- Kaldor Draigo
Amazing Vacation spots (Eye of Terror Edition) - Darnath Lysander
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 Kilkrazy wrote:We moderators often make unwise decisions on Friday afternoons.
 kestril wrote: Page 1: New guard topic
Page 2: FW debate
Page 3: Ailaros and Peregrine fight. TO THE DEATH
I swear I think those two have a hate-crush on each other sometimes.
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2013/04/07 23:09:29
Subject: Thinnest or most errenous books in the WH40k.
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
Norway
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Should be Jurgen.
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