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Leerstetten, Germany

So was that woman in Oklahoma just trying to stockpile for her yet to be deposited baby?

Are there uterus preppers now?

Can legislators now force transvaginal ultrasounds before abortions in the name of self-defense for the doctors in case the fetus is armed?

   
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Fetusi that have felony convictions or a history of mental illness shouldn't have guns in the first place.

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 azazel the cat wrote:
Bullockist wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westboro_Baptist_Church

Apparently I have the recall ability of a alcohol syndrome goldfish.

hahaha no.

The First Church of Attention Whores is almost exclusively comprised of a single -though quite large- family. One of them being elected to any level of government would honestly be a stretch, even in places like Florida or Alabama, who have knowingly elected the dead in the past.


Electing the dead is a great idea IMHO, not like the dead guy or gal is gonna feth things up any more then they are already... though investing in some airfreshner for their office might be a good idea.

I beg of you sarge let me lead the charge when the battle lines are drawn
Lemme at least leave a good hoof beat they'll remember loud and long


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d-usa wrote:So was that woman in Oklahoma just trying to stockpile for her yet to be deposited baby?

Are there uterus preppers now?

Can legislators now force transvaginal ultrasounds before abortions in the name of self-defense for the doctors in case the fetus is armed?


Wouldn't that consitute an illegal search?
   
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The Great State of Texas

Thats not correct. Babies have very poor fire control.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
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Reminds me of the classic...



This makes Radioactive Man sad....



Edit: The lady in this thread got the message earlier....

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/513730.page

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 kronk wrote:
I believe that he was born in the US, but what would happen if it was proved that he wasn't?


UN invasion

If was the US military, I would seriously consider sending an armed foetus in the womb into battle, because depending on how developed they were, there is every chance they could grow back lost body parts

Then again, I may be wrong

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deaths and the sun will be swept from the sky. But is it true?" - Tom Kirby, CEO, Games Workshop Ltd 
   
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The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.

Hmm.

Let's shoot him in the balls, and if he complains, bring up the right to bear arms, and tell him his complaint is unconstitutional.

On topic, what a fethwit. Hopefully he'll get laughed out of office.

Oh, and America, fix your constitution! It's broken!

Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:
I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
 
   
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 Squigsquasher wrote:
Oh, and America, fix your constitution! It's broken!


Get back to your tea. It works fine. We just gotta fix the people who keep trying to abuse it.

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 djones520 wrote:
 Squigsquasher wrote:
Oh, and America, fix your constitution! It's broken!


Get back to your tea. It works fine. We just gotta fix the people who keep trying to abuse it.

Word.

You've got your own problems... try not to throw that brick in your glass house bucko.

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 whembly wrote:
 djones520 wrote:
 Squigsquasher wrote:
Oh, and America, fix your constitution! It's broken!


Get back to your tea. It works fine. We just gotta fix the people who keep trying to abuse it.

Word.

You've got your own problems... try not to throw that brick in your glass house bucko.


Not really.

We have far less gun murders over here, abd we also have much tighter gun control laws. Maybe if you banned easily concealable handguns you might have less repeats of such tragedies as the Columbine High School shooting.

Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:
I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
 
   
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The Great State of Texas

 Squigsquasher wrote:
 whembly wrote:
 djones520 wrote:
 Squigsquasher wrote:
Oh, and America, fix your constitution! It's broken!


Get back to your tea. It works fine. We just gotta fix the people who keep trying to abuse it.

Word.

You've got your own problems... try not to throw that brick in your glass house bucko.


Not really.

We have far less gun murders over here, abd we also have much tighter gun control laws. Maybe if you banned easily concealable handguns you might have less repeats of such tragedies as the Columbine High School shooting.


In the words of the immortal bard: Get behind me Satan!

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
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Fort Campbell

 Squigsquasher wrote:
 whembly wrote:
 djones520 wrote:
 Squigsquasher wrote:
Oh, and America, fix your constitution! It's broken!


Get back to your tea. It works fine. We just gotta fix the people who keep trying to abuse it.

Word.

You've got your own problems... try not to throw that brick in your glass house bucko.


Not really.

We have far less gun murders over here, abd we also have much tighter gun control laws. Maybe if you banned easily concealable handguns you might have less repeats of such tragedies as the Columbine High School shooting.


There's about 500 threads in the last 50 pages arguing this already. I for one am getting a little bored with this two-step.

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New Orleans, LA

What is this thread about, again? Is this thread about guns, dumb politicians, abortions, wieners dogs with troll faces?

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If babies had guns Kermit Gosnell would be a dead man.

Prestor Jon wrote:
Because children don't have any legal rights until they're adults. A minor is the responsiblity of the parent and has no legal rights except through his/her legal guardian or parent.
 
   
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 MrDwhitey wrote:
If babies had guns Kermit Gosnell would be a dead man.


And I think we can all agree that that would be a positive result.

I beg of you sarge let me lead the charge when the battle lines are drawn
Lemme at least leave a good hoof beat they'll remember loud and long


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 Squigsquasher wrote:

Oh, and America, fix your constitution! It's broken!


At least America actually has a codified constitution...

   
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...urrrr... I dunno

 Heartless wrote:
 Squigsquasher wrote:

Oh, and America, fix your constitution! It's broken!


At least America actually has a codified constitution...


Because the UK needs one so desperately... oh, wait, no it doesn't.
Everyone go back to your humorous observations, nothing to see here.

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Leerstetten, Germany

Let's get back on topic, or the babies will strike!

   
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South Wales

 KalashnikovMarine wrote:
 MrDwhitey wrote:
If babies had guns Kermit Gosnell would be a dead man.


And I think we can all agree that that would be a positive result.


I'm against the death penalty... and I agree with your post.

Truly, a strange moment.

Prestor Jon wrote:
Because children don't have any legal rights until they're adults. A minor is the responsiblity of the parent and has no legal rights except through his/her legal guardian or parent.
 
   
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Manchester UK

 Squigsquasher wrote:
 whembly wrote:
 djones520 wrote:
 Squigsquasher wrote:
Oh, and America, fix your constitution! It's broken!


Get back to your tea. It works fine. We just gotta fix the people who keep trying to abuse it.

Word.

You've got your own problems... try not to throw that brick in your glass house bucko.


Not really.

We have far less gun murders over here, abd we also have much tighter gun control laws. Maybe if you banned easily concealable handguns you might have less repeats of such tragedies as the Columbine High School shooting.

Don't be a dick, mate. They don't want to hear it.


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 Heartless wrote:
 Squigsquasher wrote:

Oh, and America, fix your constitution! It's broken!


At least America actually has a codified constitution...

We do have one, it's comprised of more than one document. Like the USAs.

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 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


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Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
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 Albatross wrote:

 Heartless wrote:
 Squigsquasher wrote:

Oh, and America, fix your constitution! It's broken!


At least America actually has a codified constitution...

We do have one, it's comprised of more than one document. Like the USAs.


More than one is a bit of an understatement, when you factor in common law and stare decisis there is so much to the constitution that its pretty damn difficult to actually know. There is something to be said for the US Constitution in the way it provides a set of inalienable rights, we have something similar in the European Convention on Human Rights, but that could be taken away from us.
   
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Leerstetten, Germany

You guys hate Europe, you can't have their rights!
   
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If we hate Europe, why did we save the world for them in WWII?

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 Monster Rain wrote:
If we hate Europe, why did we save the world for them in WWII?

#TeamAmerica #DDAY #NotSpeakingGerman


We needed to ensure supply lines of high quality chocolate.

I beg of you sarge let me lead the charge when the battle lines are drawn
Lemme at least leave a good hoof beat they'll remember loud and long


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 d-usa wrote:
You guys hate Europe, you can't have their rights!


I like Europe, they have good rights, and food, and women.
   
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 dæl wrote:
 d-usa wrote:
You guys hate Europe, you can't have their rights!


I like Europe, they have good rights, and food, and women.

Europe is a really great place to visit... but, I have no desire to live there.

'Murrica is fething awesome!

Plus... we're next door to Canada... they're cool and haz Maple Syrup!

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 whembly wrote:
 dæl wrote:
 d-usa wrote:
You guys hate Europe, you can't have their rights!


I like Europe, they have good rights, and food, and women.

Europe is a really great place to visit... but, I have no desire to live there.

'Murrica is fething awesome!

Plus... we're next door to Canada... they're cool and haz Maple Syrup!


No offense, but out of all the developed nations the US would probably be the one I would least want to live once you universal healthcare there's no going back that gak's thoroughly good, but it does seem like a wonderful place to live though.
   
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 Cheesecat wrote:
 whembly wrote:
 dæl wrote:
 d-usa wrote:
You guys hate Europe, you can't have their rights!


I like Europe, they have good rights, and food, and women.

Europe is a really great place to visit... but, I have no desire to live there.

'Murrica is fething awesome!

Plus... we're next door to Canada... they're cool and haz Maple Syrup!


No offense, but out of all the developed nations the US would probably be the one I would least want to live once you universal healthcare there's no going back that gak's thoroughly good, but it does seem like a wonderful place to live though.

Once we have Universal Healthcare? That remains to be seen...

Actually, I've been on record to go ahead to do it... but, alas, it may take years to get there.

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Just keep voting democrat then.

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