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Friendship heals any wound, From Kingdom hearts.

Odd...
I always found friendship causes wounds in games...
Especially considering the people I play most of my games with...

 purplefood wrote:
Odd...
I always found friendship causes wounds in games...
Especially considering the people I play most of my games with...

I caused the wounds with my friends most of the time. Especially since I insist on Friendly Fire for 'a more realistic feel'.

 wolfmerc wrote:
heres one.

Friendship heals any wound, From Kingdom hearts.

In any "realistic" FPS hiding behind a cardboard box until the strawberry jam on the screen goes away does the same thing

Here's a sort of lesson I learned from Assassins creed. If you need to get somewhere and there's people in your way, you lightly put your hand on them and kind of muscle your way past.

It's kind of a silly thing, but I swear I never remember doing that until after I played assassins creed. Maybe I had the dreaded hover hands syndrome.

When I walk into a room and I see chest high walls, I know I’m about to get into a firefight.

You are a terrible person once you play through spec ops the line. And you are once sick :censored:

1)Never trust attractive women.
2)To quote TF:Beast Wars "When expecting boody traps, send in a boob"
The amount of people I snipered on BF2 (PC) who'd put c4 on a flag, then hid and blew up the first guy to get there..For me and my sniper rifle? It was like whack-a-mole.
3)Be evil. All the time. It's so much more fun.
4)Never ever mess with Kintaro.
5)Small things are fast, Big things are slow.
6)Clouds of small things are more lethal then 1 big monster.
7)People who glitch deserve to be hunted down and killed everytime they respawn.
8)Expect people to quit if you're winning
9)Never ever mess with Kintaro.

 BlapBlapBlap wrote:

 purplefood wrote:
Odd...
I always found friendship causes wounds in games...
Especially considering the people I play most of my games with...

I caused the wounds with my friends most of the time. Especially since I insist on Friendly Fire for 'a more realistic feel'.

Playing any game with Purple instantly turns the game into "who will he backstab first?" .

Don't attack too many chickens (Zelda) - otherwise they shall rise up against you en masse and kill you. They also make for reasonably useful gliding apparatus.

Soladrin wrote:

 BlapBlapBlap wrote:

 purplefood wrote:
Odd...
I always found friendship causes wounds in games...
Especially considering the people I play most of my games with...

I caused the wounds with my friends most of the time. Especially since I insist on Friendly Fire for 'a more realistic feel'.

Playing any game with Purple instantly turns the game into "who will he backstab first?" .

And when will I do it?

Asherian Command wrote:You are a terrible person once you play through spec ops the line. And you are once sick :censored:

Considering the game tells you to do it I feel no remorse...
It was the game's idea...

Things from every multiplayer FPS ever. (some are true in real life too)

Aggression and decisive action beats odds and positioning every time.

Sturgeon's law applies to player skill.

Poor communication kills, the team with more mics wins every time.

Force concentration beats area control, because the team that sticks together always beats the spread out team.

A kill is a kill, doesn't matter if it's merely a body shot.

Yeah don't believe what your team says, they will ignore your dibs and steal your planet in Sins Of A Solar Empire, then launch craptons of missiles into your face.

From Skyrim: Sneak everywhere and TAKE ALL THE THINGS!! Oh and don't get attached to followers like Lydia, you'll be upset when you accidently shoot her...

PredaKhaine wrote:
1)Never trust attractive women.

That's just a rule for life.

I can somehow jump a second time while in the air.

If I wait long enough, that bullet wound in the chest will stop bothering me. I'll know when my vision isn't red any more.

I can carry a variety of weapons and ammunition on my person at a single time, easily accessible on the move.

 Tyranid Horde wrote:
Yeah don't believe what your team says, they will ignore your dibs and steal your planet in Sins Of A Solar Empire, then launch craptons of missiles into your face.

I feel like this criticism is aimed at me...
I called dibs on that planet long before you did.
Also I didn't shoot any missiles at you.

 Mr Nobody wrote:

I can carry a variety of weapons and ammunition on my person at a single time, easily accessible on the move.

This is in fact true, simply limited by your own physical strength and endurance.

 purplefood wrote:
Odd...
I always found friendship causes wounds in games...
Especially considering the people I play most of my games with...

No thats true if youre playing with Chowder anyways. We played BF3 a few times and he patched me up more times then I shot bullets

 KingCracker wrote:

 purplefood wrote:
Odd...
I always found friendship causes wounds in games...
Especially considering the people I play most of my games with...

No thats true if youre playing with Chowder anyways. We played BF3 a few times and he patched me up more times then I shot bullets

Whenever I played with him he was always one grade above meatshield... That grade is meatshield with a gun...

]Never trust foreign nations. (Civilisation)

Reload, especially guns you picked up form fallen soldiers.

A throwing axe to the head of a charging Cav feels so satisfing. (Mount & Blade)


Oh and actually a lot about history from the Paradox games (especially EU2 with AGECCP mod).

 purplefood wrote:

Soladrin wrote:

 BlapBlapBlap wrote:

 purplefood wrote:
Odd...
I always found friendship causes wounds in games...
Especially considering the people I play most of my games with...

I caused the wounds with my friends most of the time. Especially since I insist on Friendly Fire for 'a more realistic feel'.

Playing any game with Purple instantly turns the game into "who will he backstab first?" .

And when will I do it?

Asherian Command wrote:You are a terrible person once you play through spec ops the line. And you are once sick :censored:

Considering the game tells you to do it I feel no remorse...
It was the game's idea...

Your still bitter after that one scene aren't you?
All you had to do mate was put down the controller and never play it again....

Ah here is another thing! If you put down the controller to a game its not quiting its an alternate ending! Your character doesn't die and is just left on as if the character walked away from the situation and left it up to a different person to pick it up. Or the retreated behind the stormwall and contacted for backup.

 Asherian Command wrote:

 purplefood wrote:

Soladrin wrote:

 BlapBlapBlap wrote:

 purplefood wrote:
Odd...
I always found friendship causes wounds in games...
Especially considering the people I play most of my games with...

I caused the wounds with my friends most of the time. Especially since I insist on Friendly Fire for 'a more realistic feel'.

Playing any game with Purple instantly turns the game into "who will he backstab first?" .

And when will I do it?

Asherian Command wrote:You are a terrible person once you play through spec ops the line. And you are once sick :censored:

Considering the game tells you to do it I feel no remorse...
It was the game's idea...

Your still bitter after that one scene aren't you?
All you had to do mate was put down the controller and never play it again....

Bitter? Not how I would put it.
I do not feel bad about killing people in video games...
There's nothing to feel bad about... most of the time it's funny...

c4 solves EVERYTHING. That and defibrillators resurrect you, even if you took a tank shell to the face.

I have NEVER met a problem real or vidya game, that couldn't be solved with an appropriately sized, shaped and placed charge of high explosive.

Save before trying to fight/capture a legendary pokemon.

In RPGs in general, remember to check if it is an active battle system before leaving it on to go do something else.

Not unlike facebook, do not leave your minecraft on while you leave the room unless you enjoy watching your work explode or become covered in block shaped genitalia.

Do not play any MMO whilst drunk. Ever.

Reload, and reload often. Only fired one round from a belt of 100? Better reload, never know when that extra bullet will come in useful.

I learned that it's dangerous to go alone.

 Dreadclaw69 wrote:
Reload, and reload often. Only fired one round from a belt of 100? Better reload, never know when that extra bullet will come in useful.

I don't even care if I've shot anything, I still tap the reload key every whenever out of habit.

Does it mean that 90% of the time, I'm tapping reload when I'm already fully loaded? Yes.

Does it mean that I ever find myself wishing I'd reloaded as stuff eats my corpse? Nope.

It's amusing that people do that, becuase I oftentimes kill people that I've caught reloading after they killed a teammate

A group with comms is preferable to soloplay, which is preferable to pug teams.