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"all I need is two's to wound"

''Now if Draigo (with 1 wound left) passes hammerhand, you unit is screwed...!!''

''Justicar Thawn casts hammerhand!''

''Now anything but a 12 for deep strike scatter!''

''Now if Telion on quad gun causes at least 1 wound, your HQ is dead!''

For the Telion one, how?

BS over 5 twinlinked... that's unlucky

''I just need to roll a 2+ to call in Zagstruk which is my last chance to take down your damned Flameraider!''

"So Cypher gets a special 4++ on 3D6? Hmmmm... I think I can make that!" (followed up by immediately rolling trip 1's)

"So that's 3 dangerous terrain tests for my Assault Squad, but as long as 1 lives I can still surround your access points, grenade your Rhino and auto-wipe all your Sisters!"
(Followed up by 3 failed dangerous terrain tests, 3 failed armour saves, and then failing to even glance with auto-hitting Krak grenads on av10...)

Me: "My Epistolary will cast Force Dome on Ld10" (roll boxcars)
Opponent: "Awe man, that's bad luck!"
Me: "Tigurius will now cast Force Dome on Ld10" (roll snake-eyes, followed by a 4)
Opponent: "I don't know what to say, but I'm sorry your dice are kicking you!"

Next turn...

Me: "My Epistolary will cast Force Dome again." (roll boxcars)
Opponent: "Really! He's dead just like that?!"
Me: "Tigurius will cast Force Dome again on Ld10." (roll an 11)
Opponent: "How is this even possible?!"

Actually, over the course of my 6 games at that tournament, I outright killed my Epistolary in 3 games with Perils, wounded him in the other 3 games, and wounded Tigurius in 3 games with Perils...
Then I won a box of Grey Knights in the Door Prize raffles... Now THAT'S Irony for you!

"Twin-linked" as I pick up the misses...

Experiment 626 wrote:
"So Cypher gets a special 4++ on 3D6? Hmmmm... I think I can make that!" (followed up by immediately rolling trip 1's)

"So that's 3 dangerous terrain tests for my Assault Squad, but as long as 1 lives I can still surround your access points, grenade your Rhino and auto-wipe all your Sisters!"
(Followed up by 3 failed dangerous terrain tests, 3 failed armour saves, and then failing to even glance with auto-hitting Krak grenads on av10...)

Me: "My Epistolary will cast Force Dome on Ld10" (roll boxcars)
Opponent: "Awe man, that's bad luck!"
Me: "Tigurius will now cast Force Dome on Ld10" (roll snake-eyes, followed by a 4)
Opponent: "I don't know what to say, but I'm sorry your dice are kicking you!"

Next turn...

Me: "My Epistolary will cast Force Dome again." (roll boxcars)
Opponent: "Really! He's dead just like that?!"
Me: "Tigurius will cast Force Dome again on Ld10." (roll an 11)
Opponent: "How is this even possible?!"

Actually, over the course of my 6 games at that tournament, I outright killed my Epistolary in 3 games with Perils, wounded him in the other 3 games, and wounded Tigurius in 3 games with Perils...
Then I won a box of Grey Knights in the Door Prize raffles... Now THAT'S Irony for you!

burn those dice, brother :p

"There's no way your daemonettes can kill the Traveller"
Right before they kill him... and he fails reanimation


"My Night Scythe will be perfectly safe, you have little shooting anyway, and all of it is out of range"
Daemon prince with lash of despair swoops and fires 2D6 (ending up with an 8) str 6 shots hitting on 2's... The thing takes 2 glancing hits and 1 penetrating hit, end up in an exploded result. Bye bye night scythe!

"A 1500 pt game against Imperial Guard? Sure, Imperial Guard suck."

*evil laugh*

"My Swarmlord does not fear your heavy bolters!"

IG HWT, fired 9 shots, all hit, all wound, he rolls all 1s to save, it was glorious. Next turn, his broodlord was black-mace'd by my allied Chaos Lord, who then became a Daemon Prince with the black mace. It was a beautiful game.

"Those devastators can't do anything to my battle suits.", said my opponent shortly before my devastators plasma cannon'd said battle suits into oblivion.

"Well, looks like your Keeper of Secrets is gone, there goes your plan!"
*Snake eyes!*

 EmilCrane wrote:
"A 1500 pt game against Imperial Guard? Sure, Imperial Guard suck."

*evil laugh*

Someone had no idea what he was talking about.

My CSM vs GK
I got first turn.

Him - "What have YOU got that can hurt my landraider?"
Me - "Erm...6 lascannons?"
Boom = noise of an evaporated LRC.

"i've never used this before in a battle" (landraider redeemer)

it gets blown up by my normal landraider on the first turn- in one shot

or perhaps a true classic....

Us-"are you sure you want to deepstrike dante and his squad right behind our lines"

the reply... "yes"

he proceeds to get wiped out in spectacular fashion 3/400pts lost and they didn't kill a single thing

"Riptides are easy to handle." he said after he drop pod'd a rune priest next to my riptide but before my two riptides used their intercept to fire two s8 ap2 large blasts on them.

 Blaggard wrote:
"all I need is two's to wound"

*a five man Assault Squad is across the board from a devastator squad*
"Charge!!!"
*Four lascannon shots hit, wound and needless to say ignore armor*
*The Sergent then spends the rest of the game cowering behind a totaled Landraider*