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So, what's happened to our favourite, short, fat, baby faced dictator? The news front seems to have nothing on him at the moment. It went from, "the West is doomed" to absolute zero? Has he got hold of a beta copy of the next Battlefield game? Or has one of his spies got hold of one of the new Xbox's with a copy of the next Modern Warfare game? They are so realistic he no longer feels the need to invade?
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Sir Pseudonymous wrote: I heard they'd seized an american tourist and were threatening to execute him, but that's the extent of what I heard of the matter.
Yeah, their charging him with attempting to overthrow the N. Korean government.
A lot of what was going on was media sensationalism. Boston happened, and the media had a new plaything to talk about.
I can always count on the DPRK and it's Tubbytits God-king to give me a good laugh with their threats and hysteria, some of the things you hear about that place and its mad leader are ridiculous. I heard recently that he's had plastic surgery to look more like his grandfather Kim Il-Sung, I wonder sometimes whether the weight gain was deliberate too? Funny guy.
Feel bad for the people there though, being made to live a lie from birth to grave, if only they knew how much their dear leaders have f***** them all over like they have.
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My understanding was it was all just grandstanding, like it always is, in order for him to appear to actually be doing something on his own domestic front.
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What makes North Korea so interesting that there needs to be another topic on it? There's already over a fething million threads about North Korea already, what can be said about the country that's hasn't been said before? We get it, North Korea isn't a nice place to live and is silly we don't
need anymore threads stating the same gak over and over again, the fething internet and it's obsession with this nation it just baffles me.
Cheesecat wrote: What makes North Korea so interesting that there needs to be another topic on it? There's already over a fething million threads about North Korea already, what can be said about the country that's hasn't been said before? We get it, North Korea isn't a nice place to live and is silly we don't
need anymore threads stating the same gak over and over again, the fething internet and it's obsession with this nation it just baffles me.
And by posting that you are contributing to the continued survival of this thread.
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Just as planned by our glorious leader
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Cheesecat wrote: What makes North Korea so interesting that there needs to be another topic on it? There's already over a fething million threads about North Korea already, what can be said about the country that's hasn't been said before? We get it, North Korea isn't a nice place to live and is silly we don't
need anymore threads stating the same gak over and over again, the fething internet and it's obsession with this nation it just baffles me.
And by posting that you are contributing to the continued survival of this thread.
I know that, still this is the best place I can go to, to state how I feel about this North Korea gak and hopefully convince others why it's a bland idea for a thread topic.
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Well, obviously, Kim Jong Un is a CIA puppet. He exists so that, when there isn't any terror events, he can remind the US that we all need to live in fear and keep up that defense spending. After the Boston Bombing, we don't need him for a little bit; so he'll be back when that blows over.
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Ouze wrote: Well, obviously, Kim Jong Un is a CIA puppet. He exists so that, when there isn't any terror events, he can remind the US that we all need to live in fear and keep up that defense spending. After the Boston Bombing, we don't need him for a little bit; so he'll be back when that blows over.
Really? Because the standard reaction of most people I meet is to point and laugh at fatkid.
Midnightdeathblade wrote: Think of a daemon incursion like a fart you don't quite trust... you could either toot a little puff of air, bellow a great effluvium, or utterly sh*t your pants and cry as it floods down your leg.
Cheesecat wrote:What makes North Korea so interesting that there needs to be another topic on it? There's already over a fething million threads about North Korea already, what can be said about the country that's hasn't been said before? We get it, North Korea isn't a nice place to live and is silly we don't
need anymore threads stating the same gak over and over again, the fething internet and it's obsession with this nation it just baffles me.
Yeah, we should find a way to turn this into a gun thread.
Ouze wrote: Well, obviously, Kim Jong Un is a CIA puppet. He exists so that, when there isn't any terror events, he can remind the US that we all need to live in fear and keep up that defense spending. After the Boston Bombing, we don't need him for a little bit; so he'll be back when that blows over.
Really? Because the standard reaction of most people I meet is to point and laugh at fatkid.
Ouze wrote: Well, obviously, Kim Jong Un is a CIA puppet. He exists so that, when there isn't any terror events, he can remind the US that we all need to live in fear and keep up that defense spending. After the Boston Bombing, we don't need him for a little bit; so he'll be back when that blows over.
Really? Because the standard reaction of most people I meet is to point and laugh at fatkid.
Re-calibrate your sarcasm meter... cool?
I knew he was joking, the CIA isn't anywhere near competent enough to install someone that funny.
Midnightdeathblade wrote: Think of a daemon incursion like a fart you don't quite trust... you could either toot a little puff of air, bellow a great effluvium, or utterly sh*t your pants and cry as it floods down your leg.
Ouze wrote: Well, obviously, Kim Jong Un is a CIA puppet. He exists so that, when there isn't any terror events, he can remind the US that we all need to live in fear and keep up that defense spending. After the Boston Bombing, we don't need him for a little bit; so he'll be back when that blows over.
Really? Because the standard reaction of most people I meet is to point and laugh at fatkid.
Re-calibrate your sarcasm meter... cool?
I knew he was joking, the CIA isn't anywhere near competent enough to install someone that funny.
Ouze wrote:so if North Korea did invade the US, do you think the AR-15 would be adequate for fighting them off?
I'm pretty sure anything made after the Korean war would be. However, I think it would be very difficult for them to invade, due to the lack of boats and planes. And food.
Cheesecat wrote:What makes North Korea so interesting that there needs to be another topic on it? There's already over a fething million threads about North Korea already, what can be said about the country that's hasn't been said before? We get it, North Korea isn't a nice place to live and is silly we don't
need anymore threads stating the same gak over and over again, the fething internet and it's obsession with this nation it just baffles me.
Yeah, we should find a way to turn this into a gun thread.
Well at least that subject has some impact on the US's society, which is where the majority of Dakka's posters are from although I tend to find those gun threads boring as well but for some reason I've been more invested in them recently.
Well.....we're outgun there....2ID....for you non military types. 2nd Infantry Division....Da Indianhead patch alone faces four NK Infantry divisions, three NK armored divisions, and three NK Mechanized Divisions.....in the western corrigdor.....and time to invade is Jan and Feb...rice paddies are frozen over and can support track vehicles....2ID is the cream bump that get run over and piss everyeone in the US off......serious "D" north of Soeul
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Ouze wrote:so if North Korea did invade the US, do you think the AR-15 would be adequate for fighting them off?
I'm pretty sure anything made after the Korean war would be. However, I think it would be very difficult for them to invade, due to the lack of boats and planes. And food.
And gas, and bullets, and uniforms. Because the KPA shall not unify the world under Juche in the buff.
They might accidentally blind us all with the beauty of their death camp survivor like bodies..
Midnightdeathblade wrote: Think of a daemon incursion like a fart you don't quite trust... you could either toot a little puff of air, bellow a great effluvium, or utterly sh*t your pants and cry as it floods down your leg.
Ouze wrote:so if North Korea did invade the US, do you think the AR-15 would be adequate for fighting them off?
I'm pretty sure anything made after the Korean war would be. However, I think it would be very difficult for them to invade, due to the lack of boats and planes. And food.
They could use their superior space corridors and industrial towers to make a bridge across the Pacific and invade the US!
(Most sincere apologies, I could not resist. Between 5 days of strait studying for exams and being sick, the idea seems funny.)
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They are so realistic he no longer feels the need to invade? 
