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2013/06/15 19:21:10
Subject: Chaos Gate - The Dakka Detachment. Mission 5 Report underway on P.10!
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Huge Bone Giant
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I laughed so hard . . .  "You said rocket launcher incoming, so I went for it." (Also, it was the same guy, I swear.)
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"It is not the bullet with your name on it that should worry you, it's the one labeled "To whom it may concern. . ."
DQ:70S++G+++MB+I+Pwhfb06+D++A+++/aWD-R++++T(D)DM+ |
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2013/06/15 19:57:59
Subject: Chaos Gate - The Dakka Detachment. Mission 5 Report underway on P.10!
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
Inside your mind, corrupting the pathways
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Continuing my highly accurate supporting fire I see
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2013/06/15 20:37:19
Subject: Chaos Gate - The Dakka Detachment. Mission 5 Report underway on P.10!
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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My Lord I learned how to handle a gun!
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Emperors Faithful wrote:
metallifan wrote:Maybe it's not the ROFLSTOMP that Americans are used to...
Best summary of foeign policy. Ever.
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2013/06/15 21:39:51
Subject: Re:Chaos Gate - The Dakka Detachment. Mission 5 Report underway on P.10!
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
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I seem to have gotten worse at shooting after getting the marksman's honour. How does that work? 
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2013/06/15 22:38:55
Subject: Chaos Gate - The Dakka Detachment. Mission 5 Report underway on P.10!
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Fixture of Dakka
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 kirsanth wrote:I laughed so hard . . .
"You said rocket launcher incoming, so I went for it."
(Also, it was the same guy, I swear.)
Honestly, that alone - knowing it made someone else laugh - makes the efforts of writing the reports worthwhile.
Did I succeed in building your hopes up of a clean mission or at least that all would be well, before crushing them in your death? 
It gets better...
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Enlist as a virtual Ultramarine! Click here for my Chaos Gate (PC) thread.
"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of."
- Roboute Guilliman
"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now."
- Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
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2013/06/16 00:39:18
Subject: Re:Chaos Gate - The Dakka Detachment. Mission 5 Report underway on P.10!
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 Skarwael wrote:I seem to have gotten worse at shooting after getting the marksman's honour. How does that work?
You're slacking off since you already made the grade.
Typical. 
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2013/06/16 08:49:06
Subject: Chaos Gate - The Dakka Detachment. Mission 5 Report underway on P.10!
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
Inside your mind, corrupting the pathways
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Oh dear...
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2013/06/16 20:50:43
Subject: Chaos Gate - The Dakka Detachment. Mission 5 Report underway on P.10!
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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I AM INVINCIBLE!!!
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
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2013/06/16 22:42:21
Subject: Chaos Gate - The Dakka Detachment. Mission 5 Report underway on P.10!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Finished the mission report on page 10 - largely great job all-round, lads!
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Enlist as a virtual Ultramarine! Click here for my Chaos Gate (PC) thread.
"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of."
- Roboute Guilliman
"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now."
- Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
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2013/06/16 23:49:46
Subject: Chaos Gate - The Dakka Detachment. Mission 5 Report finished on P.10! Ready the Terminators!
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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I am the terminator. Hasta la vista, heretic.
I think I'm in love with missile launchers now
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What I have
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Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2013/06/16 23:55:38
Subject: Re:Chaos Gate - The Dakka Detachment. Mission 5 Report finished on P.10! Ready the Terminators!
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
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1 short of getting the Crux. 1!! Bah.
Well, at least I might be less likely to die as a devastor. SO wanted to be a termie with an AC though. 
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2013/06/17 01:08:26
Subject: Chaos Gate - The Dakka Detachment. Mission 5 Report finished on P.10! Ready the Terminators!
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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Great work Dave! All hail the Commander!
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Emperors Faithful wrote:
metallifan wrote:Maybe it's not the ROFLSTOMP that Americans are used to...
Best summary of foeign policy. Ever.
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2013/06/17 01:08:45
Subject: Chaos Gate - The Dakka Detachment. Mission 5 Report finished on P.10! Ready the Terminators!
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Infiltrating Hawwa'
Through the looking glass
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Apparently the scent of wounded traitors drives me to great acts of face punching. Just when they thought they survived everything I swoop in and relieve them of the burden of existence.
Gonna have to have a word with those tech marines though, these jet packs don't have enough fuel!
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2013/06/17 01:43:57
Subject: Chaos Gate - The Dakka Detachment. Mission 5 Report finished on P.10! Ready the Terminators!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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It's heartening to know that despite lacking any kills, I'm still willing to stand up to three raging Bezerkers single-handedly. It's less heartening to know they completely ignored me.
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2013/06/17 01:47:34
Subject: Chaos Gate - The Dakka Detachment. Mission 5 Report finished on P.10! Ready the Terminators!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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 Platuan4th wrote:It's heartening to know that despite lacking any kills, I'm still willing to stand up to three raging Bezerkers single-handedly.
It's less heartening to know they completely ignored me.
You simply posed too great of a threat to them; the light of Emperor shines bright within you, mighty warrior, and all evils before it are blinded! - Excerpt from A Prospective Chaplain's Guide to Inspiring Oratory
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2013/06/17 02:11:38
Subject: Chaos Gate - The Dakka Detachment. Mission 5 Report finished on P.10! Ready the Terminators!
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Fixture of Dakka
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 Avatar 720 wrote: Platuan4th wrote:It's heartening to know that despite lacking any kills, I'm still willing to stand up to three raging Bezerkers single-handedly.
It's less heartening to know they completely ignored me.
You simply posed too great of a threat to them; the light of Emperor shines bright within you, mighty warrior, and all evils before it are blinded! - Excerpt from A Prospective Chaplain's Guide to Inspiring Oratory
Or, y'know, he's just so bad he's not even a good meatshield
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DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+
JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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2013/06/17 10:36:38
Subject: Re:Chaos Gate - The Dakka Detachment. Mission 5 Report finished on P.10! Ready the Terminators!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Mission 6 underway. Three turns in so far, and someone's already slaughtered three berzerkers in close combat, someone's shot a team-mate, someone else has also shot a team-mate, and a lot of enemies have been set on fire.
Brought along this mission are:
Tactical Squad II:
1) Veteran Sergeant: Just Dave/ Justimus Davimus
2) Veteran Marine: Vortrey/ Vortigern
3) Veteran Marine: Rotgut/ Titan
4) Veteran Marine: Purplefood/ Purple the Magnificent V
5) Veteran Heavy/Special Weapons: Medium of Death/ Medius Ex Decimus (flamer)
Tactical Squad III:
1) Sergeant: thenoobbomb/ Noobimus Maximus
2) Marine: Commissar Rhodes/ Leonardius Rhodes
3) Marine: Platuan4th/ Nominus Terribus
4) Marine: blood_ravens_marine/ Alactus
5) Veteran Heavy/Special Weapons: Doctadeth/ Doctadeth (flamer)
Devastator Squad VIII:
1) Sergeant: JakeCWolf/ Securim Fulmen
2) Marine: Kirsanth/ Kirsanth
3) Marine: Trondheim/ Rasputin
4) Veteran Heavy Weapons: Skarwael/ Herius Pertinax (heavy bolter)
5) Veteran Heavy Weapons: SilverMK2/ Silver (plasma cannon)
Librarian II: KamikazeCanuck/ Canuck
Techmarine I: ProfessionalAmateur/ Proficio Imperitus
I've taken Otto out of squad II for the mission so the terminator-to-be doesn't get killed, and replaced him with Medius, for his flamer expertise.
Skarwael wrote:1 short of getting the Crux. 1!! Bah.
Well, at least I might be less likely to die as a devastor. SO wanted to be a termie with an AC though.
You've still got a chance, but yeah, being one short was pretty miserable! There were a couple of times you could've got the fifth kill too...
To be fair, I always thought you'd reach the Terminator Squad too.
DA's Forever wrote:Great work Dave! All hail the Commander!
That kind of attitude will get you far, sergeant.
Necroshea wrote:Apparently the scent of wounded traitors drives me to great acts of face punching. Just when they thought they survived everything I swoop in and relieve them of the burden of existence.
Gonna have to have a word with those tech marines though, these jet packs don't have enough fuel!
Well, there's a Thunder Hammer and Storm Shield waiting for you in the Terminator Squad if you want it?
Avatar 720 wrote: Platuan4th wrote:It's heartening to know that despite lacking any kills, I'm still willing to stand up to three raging Bezerkers single-handedly.
It's less heartening to know they completely ignored me.
You simply posed too great of a threat to them; the light of Emperor shines bright within you, mighty warrior, and all evils before it are blinded! - Excerpt from A Prospective Chaplain's Guide to Inspiring Oratory
Yeah, what he said. Definitely.
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Enlist as a virtual Ultramarine! Click here for my Chaos Gate (PC) thread.
"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of."
- Roboute Guilliman
"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now."
- Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
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2013/06/17 11:36:29
Subject: Chaos Gate - The Dakka Detachment. Mission 5 Report finished on P.10! Ready the Terminators!
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Terrifying Doombull
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So I lost all my exp? Well frakk it, dont deploy me until the Dread comes along if it means starting from scratch again.
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2013/06/17 12:56:54
Subject: Re:Chaos Gate - The Dakka Detachment. Latest report on P.7 - nobody died!
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Huge Bone Giant
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Excellent!
This is why I need big guns, reliability and consistency, heh.
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"It is not the bullet with your name on it that should worry you, it's the one labeled "To whom it may concern. . ."
DQ:70S++G+++MB+I+Pwhfb06+D++A+++/aWD-R++++T(D)DM+ |
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2013/06/17 14:07:02
Subject: Chaos Gate - The Dakka Detachment. Mission 5 Report finished on P.10! Ready the Terminators!
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Stubborn Dark Angels Veteran Sergeant
Behind you
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All I can say is "fwooosh" Purge and BURN baby
Actually sounds like my bumhole after a bad curry lol.
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2013/06/17 14:48:01
Subject: Chaos Gate - The Dakka Detachment. Mission 5 Report finished on P.10! Ready the Terminators!
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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 Doctadeth wrote:All I can say is "fwooosh" Purge and BURN baby
Actually sounds like my bumhole after a bad curry lol.
So that's how you set heretics on fire!
William Wallace would be proud 
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What I have
~4100
~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2013/06/17 18:02:36
Subject: Chaos Gate - The Dakka Detachment. Mission 5 Report finished on P.10! Ready the Terminators!
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
Inside your mind, corrupting the pathways
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Bloody team mates standing in the way of my carefully placed shots...
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2013/06/17 18:56:40
Subject: Re:Chaos Gate - The Dakka Detachment. Latest report on P.7 - nobody died!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Trondheim wrote:So I lost all my exp? Well frakk it, dont deploy me until the Dread comes along if it means starting from scratch again.
You serious? It's just a game. Your mission in the dread isn't 'til mission 11 anyway (the only other mission in the dread (12) I figured I'd give to whoever had died the most).
In which case, it looks like a space in the Devastator Squad has just opened up...
kirsanth wrote:Excellent!
This is why I need big guns, reliability and consistency, heh.
Well, if Silver or Pertinax gets promoted, you're next in line for the heavy weapons slot. Although I think I'll start rotating the Devastators that get the heavy weapons either way: seems more fair!
SilverMK2 wrote:Bloody team mates standing in the way of my carefully placed shots...
*bloody commanding officers and Rasputin.
For what it's worth, it wasn't you that friendly fired in the most recent mission! *yet*
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Enlist as a virtual Ultramarine! Click here for my Chaos Gate (PC) thread.
"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of."
- Roboute Guilliman
"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now."
- Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
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2013/06/17 21:50:16
Subject: Chaos Gate - The Dakka Detachment. Mission 5 Report finished on P.10! Ready the Terminators!
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Terrifying Doombull
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Oh that late eh? Well suppose someone has to play meat shield then. Just make sure to paint over the target circle on my back before you send me out into the fray once more.
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2013/06/17 22:01:19
Subject: Chaos Gate - The Dakka Detachment. Mission 5 Report finished on P.10! Ready the Terminators!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Don't worry, I'll patch you up and have you back to the front lines in no time!
What do you mean 'out of date medical licence'?
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2013/06/18 01:05:00
Subject: Chaos Gate - The Dakka Detachment. Mission 5 Report finished on P.10! Ready the Terminators!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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If you need any fresh cannon fodder, sign me up! I don't care where but I do like to be in the thick of things!
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2013/06/18 03:24:46
Subject: Re:Chaos Gate - The Dakka Detachment. Mission 5 Report finished on P.10! Ready the Terminators!
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Infiltrating Hawwa'
Through the looking glass
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 Just Dave wrote:
Well, there's a Thunder Hammer and Storm Shield waiting for you in the Terminator Squad if you want it?
Sure. I wasn't feeling the flamer much anyways. Time spent shooting could be time spent smashing face.
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“Sometimes I can hear my bones straining under the weight of all the lives I'm not living.”
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2013/06/18 05:48:51
Subject: Chaos Gate - The Dakka Detachment. Mission 5 Report finished on P.10! Ready the Terminators!
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Stubborn Dark Angels Veteran Sergeant
Behind you
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So, whose flamer has reaped the most chaos filth.
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2013/06/18 05:51:47
Subject: Chaos Gate - The Dakka Detachment. Mission 5 Report finished on P.10! Ready the Terminators!
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Lady of the Lake
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Looks like the best squad in the universe is sitting out to play cards for this one.
I suppose we have to let you guys do something now and then.
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2013/06/18 06:16:57
Subject: Chaos Gate - The Dakka Detachment. Mission 5 Report finished on P.10! Ready the Terminators!
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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That's true. we can't have ALL the glory
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Emperors Faithful wrote:
metallifan wrote:Maybe it's not the ROFLSTOMP that Americans are used to...
Best summary of foeign policy. Ever.
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