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Drank a large bottle of Pistol Pete Hot Sauce for twenty bucks....

Keep forgetting to wash my hands after eating fried chicken with Pistol Pete hot sauce....

Got chilli sauce squirted in my face once. Luckily for me my glasses took the brunt of the sauce that went near my eyes. Some still got in, but it could have been much worse.

Chilli sauce in the eyes. Hurts likes the dickens.

The stupidest thing I ever done was this:

during my metal shop class in college I lost my piece in a vat of oil. I then tried stupidly putting both arms in the vat shoulder deep to find my piece. I then tried to walk close to an open 1500 degrees hardening oven while my arms were covered in oil.

Another example would be not bringing any mosquito repellent while in the middle of the woods during mosquito season.

With my dick in a box I reenacted everything from the music video "Like a Boss" by The Lonely Island.

Multiple incidents involving small airplanes, nearby bad weather, and crosswinds well above what I should have been flying in. Thankfully I figured that one out before I actually crashed a plane.

Lets see:

Using a hot Piece of iron near a open spray can. Didnt explode fortunately.

Played with a knife while sitting outside and having a beer with my friends, ist a usual Thing 'round here, playing with knifes I mean.
I was throwing it up and catching the handle. Not a big deal. Then I threw it up one more time and a friend tapped my shoulder. I turned around and forgot about the knife. A second later I had a 30 cm Long and 2 cm deep cut down my arm and blood everywhere. Luckily it happened near the Hospital.

So me and my friends try to sneak into Black Swan, which was a 16 movie. I was about 14 at the time, and I was trying to get in with my friends, all of whom were at a later stage of puberty than me. They were all fairly large boys, height and muscle wise, while I was (and still am) short and scrawny.

So we go to the ticket person, and she's like ID please yadayadayada. One of my friends says that he's a tourist and he left identification in the hotel safe, really sorry and stuff, etc. He gets through. All of my friends pull the same stunt, leaving me outside. The ticket person there tells me that she knows I'm not over 16 and I can't get into the movie. Meanwhile, my friends are pissing themselves with laughter. I spend the next two hours or so in the video game store playing on the demo xbox, eating overpriced popcorn by myself.

Could have been worse, they could have let you in to see that movie.

Did this once....once only.....sober to....

 Jihadin wrote:
Did this once....once only.....sober to....

Spoiler:

That used to be my party trick.
I can do the whole thing, including spinning the blade around the back of my hand.
I've only had one "oops" moment.
I managed to staple my hand to a tabletop with a FN FAL bayonet during basic training.
Looked cool doing it though...

Just spent 4 hours playing Medieval Total War 2 Kingdoms instead of marking.

I'm a very bad teacher.

 Da Boss wrote:
Just spent 4 hours playing Medieval Total War 2 Kingdoms instead of marking.

I'm a very bad teacher.

I just spent 4 hours on medieval total war 2 kingdoms instead of doing homework... seems like we can reach an understanding

Okay, that got a full on belly laugh!
I think if a kid came in with that as an excuse, I'd have to let them off.

ugh has to admit to playing it to. I though agree with you Da Boss

 Alex Kolodotschko wrote:
Could have been worse, they could have let you in to see that movie.

There would be a problem with watching Mila Kunis going down on Natalie Portman? O.o then again, that's the only part of the movie I've seen. May not show the actual act, but they show low enough to show that Natalie shaves and wasn't wearing any undies while Mila was doing a face plant.

We are straddling the line between what is and isn't acceptable on a family-friendly forum at the moment; I'd advise exhibiting caution in the next few posts.

Stepped out behind cover during a fire fight and lite a cigarette up...gave the bird and move back under cover...all calm like and relax....SMAJ received his 500 push ups within four days after the incident....not all at once but paid...over time of four days..

 Avatar 720 wrote:
We are straddling the line between what is and isn't acceptable on a family-friendly forum at the moment; I'd advise exhibiting caution in the next few posts.

I think it was gently pushing the envelope enough to not tear through it.

I really owe myself 500 push ups over the next 4 days.. I think everyone could use that.

Me and my mates were out one night (completely off our tits I might add) and we got to the high street (middle of town), was about 2 in the morning, we managed to get all the rubbish bins into the middle of the road spaced out a few meters ahead of each other, for about a kilometer, we also managed to throw down three huge letter boxes onto the middle of the road, and also chuck and huge ReMax sign on top of a shops roof, WITH IT STANDING! Then egged a few houses and climbed on top of some cars letting the alarms off. Then get chased for about 3 hours from like 20 police.

That leads into the other part, me and twin brother got split from the main group by the police, we then decided to tare down some 'House for Sale' signs on some fences in a four way intersection, when a cop car saw us, went "WOP WOP" and the big overhead light shined on us, we then bolted over a fence and layed flat on our bellies as the patrol car went slowly past us (they were only 2 meters away!)

None of us got caught and it was awesome!

Poppa....I was really hoping for your brother to get arrested and then you a couple mins after at a different location....can only imagine the description going back and forth on the net....

Yea, would have made for a better story but I guess we were just to sneaky ningas that night and the possibility of us getting arrested was just impossible.

He had the better night though... after all that he lost his V-card about an hour later.

JWhex wrote:
Following up on Eldercaveman's jump. One time on a float trip down the Current River in Missouri I jumped off a bluff about 35-40 feet into one of the many springs that feed the river.

It was in the middle of the summer and the spring water was extremely cold, I didnt check it ahead of time. The thermal shock caused me to completely cramp up and I nearly drowned. I really struggled to get to the bank which was not all that far away.

Just shows that even when you arent doing something just tremendously stupid its not that hard to kill yourself if the circumstances are right.

Hey, I've been down the Current River many times in HS. It can be cold water.

Poppabear wrote:Me and my mates were out one night (completely off our tits I might add) and we got to the high street (middle of town), was about 2 in the morning, we managed to get all the rubbish bins into the middle of the road spaced out a few meters ahead of each other, for about a kilometer, we also managed to throw down three huge letter boxes onto the middle of the road, and also chuck and huge ReMax sign on top of a shops roof, WITH IT STANDING! Then egged a few houses and climbed on top of some cars letting the alarms off. Then get chased for about 3 hours from like 20 police.

That leads into the other part, me and twin brother got split from the main group by the police, we then decided to tare down some 'House for Sale' signs on some fences in a four way intersection, when a cop car saw us, went "WOP WOP" and the big overhead light shined on us, we then bolted over a fence and layed flat on our bellies as the patrol car went slowly past us (they were only 2 meters away!)

None of us got caught and it was awesome!