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2016/05/23 19:53:29
Subject: Re:Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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Assassin with Black Lotus Poison
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 reds8n wrote:http://www.worcesternews.co. uk/news/14506849.Welly_wielding_paramedic_saves_seriously_injured_farmer_from_being_trampled_to_death_by_raging_bull/
A HEROIC paramedic armed with only a welly managed to pacify a raging bull attempting to trample an injured farmer to death.
That is seriously badass 
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The Laws of Thermodynamics:
1) You cannot win. 2) You cannot break even. 3) You cannot stop playing the game.
Colonel Flagg wrote:You think you're real smart. But you're not smart; you're dumb. Very dumb. But you've met your match in me.
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2016/05/23 20:25:00
Subject: Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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A welly is a rubber boot?
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2016/05/25 07:44:46
Subject: Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
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2016/05/27 08:53:41
Subject: Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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Moustache-twirling Princeps
Gone-to-ground in the craters of Coventry
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Wellington boot:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wellington_boot
Since this was a livestock auction, there'll have been a fair few welly wangers in attendance:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wellie_wanging
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2016/06/02 14:25:11
Subject: Re:Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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... I think the "Visit Sheppey" campaign might want a word with the layout editor
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
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2016/06/03 06:54:26
Subject: Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Cozy cockpit of an Archer ARC-5S
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I sometimes wonder, given the high frequency of these things happening on the front pages of British tabloids and papers, if this is a secret contest between the many publications, to see who can go the furthest.
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Fatum Iustum Stultorum
Fiat justitia ruat caelum
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2016/06/03 12:52:08
Subject: Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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This is horrible.
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2016/06/03 15:01:15
Subject: Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor
Gathering the Informations.
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I'm really confused...that's my local newspaper, but I don't remember any kind of morgue shooting spree! Duh Kan...it's fake. Wouldn't be surprised though. N&O is awful.
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2016/06/03 17:36:02
Subject: Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Well that sucks.
I wanted a morgue shooting spree.
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2016/06/03 21:32:31
Subject: Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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[MOD]
Solahma
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Let's hope the perpetrator managed all headshots.
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2016/06/07 13:37:08
Subject: Re:Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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Think this might also be the name of a band maybe ?
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
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2016/06/08 08:08:11
Subject: Re:Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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Bad day for the layout editor.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/08 08:08:35
The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
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2016/06/09 05:20:51
Subject: Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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[MOD]
Solahma
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2016/06/14 08:44:15
Subject: Re:Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
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2016/06/14 12:06:50
Subject: Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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The link's not working for me, perhaps for the best, it sounds pretty terrifying...
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2016/06/16 11:38:04
Subject: Re:Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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.. huh story is on the main page but will not load 
meantime :
what the hell is wrong with people in Sark
"ANIMAL remains from Sark’s slaughterhouse will no longer be dumped over a cliff side as the island moves towards a more modern method, its government has decided."
More modern than throwing bits off of a cliff ?
When oh when will the busybodies stop interfering ?!
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
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2016/06/16 12:03:54
Subject: Re:Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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reds8n wrote: .. huh story is on the main page but will not load
meantime :
what the hell is wrong with people in Sark
"ANIMAL remains from Sark’s slaughterhouse will no longer be dumped over a cliff side as the island moves towards a more modern method, its government has decided."
More modern than throwing bits off of a cliff ?
When oh when will the busybodies stop interfering ?!
Catapults.
You get more distance that way.
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2016/06/16 12:50:53
Subject: Re:Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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Big wicker man/cow or something.
Make a day out of it for the whole family.
Plus the smell might make people hungry and drive sales of burgers, hotdogs etc etc .
Do it at night and might attract ships and they can be smashed on the rocks and looted err... warned of the dangerous rocks nearby.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/16 14:30:15
The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
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2016/06/16 14:08:53
Subject: Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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Population of Sark is only about 600 people, how much meat do they eat?
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2016/06/17 11:44:11
Subject: Re:Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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... animal or human......
meanwhile ....
nice of them to include the list!
Perhaps the reported has a vested interest.
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
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2016/06/20 04:33:11
Subject: Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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Powerful Spawning Champion
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It's nice that Joe Middleton has a hobby, but I'm not sure it's really something he should be sharing in the news.
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2016/06/23 07:38:04
Subject: Re:Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
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2016/06/28 12:19:37
Subject: Re:Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
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2016/06/28 16:01:45
Subject: Re:Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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Not just a Viking axe related attack, a big-tim drug bust too!
Police noticed a smell of cannabis when they went to Devlin's room to arrest him, and he handed over cannabis with an estimated street value of £2.60.
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2016/06/29 06:05:46
Subject: Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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Terrifying Doombull
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Every time I read this thread I am so glad that the North sea seperates the UK and Norway=D Although we too have a few odd Things appear in local news
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2016/06/29 08:37:57
Subject: Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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Moustache-twirling Princeps
Gone-to-ground in the craters of Coventry
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So, it was you who flooded Doggerland way-back-when...
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2016/06/29 13:24:20
Subject: Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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Assassin with Black Lotus Poison
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That sounds like a much more adult-oriented Diggerland
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The Laws of Thermodynamics:
1) You cannot win. 2) You cannot break even. 3) You cannot stop playing the game.
Colonel Flagg wrote:You think you're real smart. But you're not smart; you're dumb. Very dumb. But you've met your match in me.
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2016/06/29 14:27:56
Subject: Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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Moustache-twirling Princeps
Gone-to-ground in the craters of Coventry
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Hence the flooding...?
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2016/07/01 14:40:16
Subject: Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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"Utterly horrific infected tattoo leaks veritable river of puss when treated".
-the title of a video on the Daily Mail website. Unusually eloquent for a Daily Mail headline.
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2016/07/01 18:08:15
Subject: Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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Terrifying Doombull
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Yes ofc cant let you Europeans have Even more land! That I needed a new testing ground for my long ships
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6000 pts - Harlies: 1000 pts - 
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