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The Main Intelligence Directorate (GRU) is reporting today that Switzerland’s Federal Intelligence Service (NDB) is proposing that the Swiss Federal Department of Foreign Affairs (EDA) issue an immediate “Situation: Grave, Do Not Travel” warning for the United States upgrading that North American nation from its current status as “Stable” and on par with a similar warning issued for the war torn Middle Eastern country of Syria.

According to this report, millions of data files on counter-terrorism operations from both MI6 and the CIA were stolen this past December (2012) by a senior computer technician of Swiss citizenship who planned to release them to Wikileaks

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Important to note is that this past February (2013) the Federal Security Services (FSB) had warned of the US military plan to assassinate Obama in what Russian intelligence analysts say will be a takeover of the United States similar to the coup currently being undertaken in Egypt; and the GRU had further warned this past November (2012) that the Obama regimes war against its own generals was, also, likely to end in a military coup after the Washington D.C. gun battle toppled the top US military leader, former Four-Star Army General and CIA director David Petraeus, of this planed takeover.

The “main tactic” being used by the Obama regime against its top military leaders, according to the NDB, has been the leaking of their private emails by the NSA/CSS as revealed by Snowden whose leaked documents prove that US intelligence operatives loyal to the Obama regime have been tapping everything done online by all Americans.

Of the greatest concern to the NDB, however, this GRU report says, was the Obama regimes targeting this past week of the renowned American statesman, retired four-star general in the United States Army, former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff and the 65th United States Secretary of State, Colin Powell, whom the NSA/CSS has threatened with the release of his private emails alleging an affair with a Romanian diplomat, which is the same tactic used to destroy the reputation and career of General Petraeus.

Unlike General Petraeus, however, this report continues, the NDB in their report note that General Powell has secretly notified the Obama regime of his intention “not to go down without a fight” and which led to forces loyal to the Obama regime opening fire on and destroying two F-16 fighter jets nearing Washington D.C. airspace Thursday evening (23:00 hrs EDT 1 August) believed to be headed towards the White House.


http://www.eutimes.net/2013/08/switzerland-warning-against-obama-regime-stuns-russia/

So yeah. That is a thing that you just read.

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The EU Times is a very credible, reliable, not at all bat gak crazy news source.
   
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Sorry, this isn't an Onion article?
   
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Meh, there's parts of the US that I, as a resident, try to stay out of.

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Aliens would actually be more reasonable then many of this article's assertions.

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...what Russian intelligence analysts say...

This makes it make sense.

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However this is thin:

The Main Intelligence Directorate (GRU) is reporting today:
. . . . . . . . that Switzerland’s Federal Intelligence Service (NDB) is proposing that
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .the Swiss Federal Department of Foreign Affairs (EDA) issue an immediate “Situation: Grave, Do Not Travel” warning for the United States.

If the EDA actually make the travel warning there is a story, until then, no story.
Even outlandish extreme options are regularly theorised by rational governments in order to have properly thought through a political situation.

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 Orlanth wrote:


Conspiracies are not exclusively the property of wide eyed lunatics.



However this is thin:

The Main Intelligence Directorate (GRU) is reporting today:
. . . . . . . . that Switzerland’s Federal Intelligence Service (NDB) is proposing that
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .the Swiss Federal Department of Foreign Affairs (EDA) issue an immediate “Situation: Grave, Do Not Travel” warning for the United States.

If the EDA actually make the travel warning there is a story, until then, no story.
Even outlandish extreme options are regularly theorised by rational governments in order to have properly thought through a political situation.


Kind of like CDC Zombie Apocalypse scenarios in relation to trying to contain epidemics.
   
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It seems crazy until you realize: freemasons.

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 rubiksnoob wrote:
It seems crazy until you realize: freemasons.


And now, two threads converge...
   
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 rubiksnoob wrote:
It seems crazy until you realize: freemasons.


Wake up, sheeple!

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Pff Freemasons? This is CLEARLY the Illuminati's handwork.

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 MrMoustaffa wrote:
Pff Freemasons? This is CLEARLY the Illuminati's handwork.


Which are all controlled by giant shape-shifting lizard people called "Reptilians".

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 Cheesecat wrote:
 MrMoustaffa wrote:
Pff Freemasons? This is CLEARLY the Illuminati's handwork.


Which are all controlled by giant lizard people called "Reptilians".


No no no. The Reptilians are just waiting in the center of the earth for reinforcements from Alpha Centauri. The Illuminati is just a myth created by the Priory of Sion to distract everyone from the real plan; Aglets! But don't worry. The Question is on the case;



   
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 Platuan4th wrote:
The Angry Badgers take their marching orders from our TRUE supreme overlords: Wiener Dogs!


They have no power here!

   
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 d-usa wrote:
 Platuan4th wrote:
The Angry Badgers take their marching orders from our TRUE supreme overlords: Wiener Dogs!


They have no power here!




   
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Dachshunds.

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Isn't that like the bat signal? Shouldn't our Texas based superhero have arrived by now....?

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 gunslingerpro wrote:
Isn't that like the bat signal? Shouldn't our Texas based superhero have arrived by now....?


I was thinking of him as I scrolled through this, kept expecting to see his avatar but it never showed up...

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Isn't the EU Times like a European/White supremacist website?

   
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Wiener Dogs of the World Unite against the Swiss Hot Chocolate/Cat/Squirrel/Badger menace!

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This thread is a healthy dose of humor and crazy
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