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2013/10/12 15:44:29
Subject: A public service announcement from London firefighters:Don't put your privates in a toaster
Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
Look art the site, its been heavily sensationalised
London Fire Brigade: Fifty shades of Red wrote:In 2010/11 crews attended 416 incidents; in 2011/12 this rose to 441 incidents; and in 2012/13 this shot up to 453. A total of 307 people were injured as a result of these incidents.
In the last three years the capital’s fire crews have been called out to:
18 incidents involving children with their heads stuck in potties or toilet seats
Five incidents involving people’s hands being stuck in shredders
79 incidents involving people being trapped in handcuffs
Nine instances of men with rings stuck on their penises.
Four incidents where people had their hands stuck in blenders
17 incidents involving children with their fingers stuck in toys, including one with lego stuck on his finger
The Brigade said that in the past its crews have been called to a man whose penis was stuck in a toaster, and another with his manhood trapped in a vacuum cleaner.
Of the hundreds on the embarassing call list most involved trapped hands and accidents, and also children. Very few were clearly sexual in nature, though lost keys and handcuffs.
n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion.
2013/10/12 19:45:48
Subject: A public service announcement from London firefighters:Don't put your privates in a toaster
Cheap variant of the 'arab strap' which prolongs erection by constricting the penis so that swelling cannot subside easily. Like other devices to cut off bloodflow it's not in any way safe and clearly it works too well in some cases.
I heard of a case of a drunk who slept in tight denims in a poor sleeping position, the tight denims and the long sleep cut off his blood supply to one of his testicles overnight, so it had to be removed.
n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion.
2013/10/12 20:40:48
Subject: A public service announcement from London firefighters:Don't put your privates in a toaster
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
Clearly kilts are the best garments for healthy nads.
Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
Wel I'm glad this is out. SPC Overm..eeerrrr So and So can now proudly proclaim the solid reason behind his Purple Heart. For catching a deflected round in his groin protector from a AK47.
Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
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