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2013/12/03 01:00:41
Subject: The Dakkadakka Dimensional Clash OOC/Interest/Sign up thread
Midnightdeathblade wrote: Think of a daemon incursion like a fart you don't quite trust... you could either toot a little puff of air, bellow a great effluvium, or utterly sh*t your pants and cry as it floods down your leg.
2013/12/03 10:29:26
Subject: The Dakkadakka Dimensional Clash OOC/Interest/Sign up thread
Wilytank wrote: I vote against anything futuristic or space related. If we go to Halo world, I'm sitting out until we go somewhere else.
The plan was to go to Tamriel silly biscuits.
Midnightdeathblade wrote: Think of a daemon incursion like a fart you don't quite trust... you could either toot a little puff of air, bellow a great effluvium, or utterly sh*t your pants and cry as it floods down your leg.
2013/12/03 13:03:22
Subject: The Dakkadakka Dimensional Clash OOC/Interest/Sign up thread
Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice.
2013/12/03 13:25:50
Subject: The Dakkadakka Dimensional Clash OOC/Interest/Sign up thread
Midnightdeathblade wrote: Think of a daemon incursion like a fart you don't quite trust... you could either toot a little puff of air, bellow a great effluvium, or utterly sh*t your pants and cry as it floods down your leg.
2013/12/04 19:13:47
Subject: The Dakkadakka Dimensional Clash OOC/Interest/Sign up thread
So we're in a composite of the Legend of Zelda's world. Because I can't be assed to make sense of the canon, it's just all of them, simultaneously. I don't care what game you've played, any plot element from any of the games can be found here.
Midnightdeathblade wrote: Think of a daemon incursion like a fart you don't quite trust... you could either toot a little puff of air, bellow a great effluvium, or utterly sh*t your pants and cry as it floods down your leg.
2013/12/04 23:36:45
Subject: The Dakkadakka Dimensional Clash OOC/Interest/Sign up thread
While I never played the CDI games, they're still legitimate Zelda games.
Midnightdeathblade wrote: Think of a daemon incursion like a fart you don't quite trust... you could either toot a little puff of air, bellow a great effluvium, or utterly sh*t your pants and cry as it floods down your leg.
2013/12/05 16:47:48
Subject: The Dakkadakka Dimensional Clash OOC/Interest/Sign up thread
It would be kind of funny if we had a bunch of Links running around depending on what game world we're in. Maybe one's running around Windwaker land while another one's running around Ocarina of Time land or Skyward Sword land or Majora's Mask land or whatever.
I don't want to keep one Link that's restricted to Faces of Evil.
Space Wolves: 3770
Orks: 3000
Chaos Daemons: 1750
Warriors of Chaos: 2000
Oh no of course not, I'm fully aware that Link is really multiple people.
Midnightdeathblade wrote: Think of a daemon incursion like a fart you don't quite trust... you could either toot a little puff of air, bellow a great effluvium, or utterly sh*t your pants and cry as it floods down your leg.
2013/12/08 02:05:44
Subject: The Dakkadakka Dimensional Clash OOC/Interest/Sign up thread
Tervigon comes out of nowhere. Proceeds to beat the Emperor to a bloody pulp somehow.
That's actually what happened, Horus is secretly a Tervigon.
The inquisition doesn't want you to know.
I play on any console because I have too much money.
Midnightdeathblade wrote: Think of a daemon incursion like a fart you don't quite trust... you could either toot a little puff of air, bellow a great effluvium, or utterly sh*t your pants and cry as it floods down your leg.
2013/12/09 23:45:25
Subject: The Dakkadakka Dimensional Clash OOC/Interest/Sign up thread
I've glimpsed at them, am I correct in the assumption that the plot is something similar to Fable mixed with Mario? Princess is stolen by bad guy, good guy goes around completing impossible tasks to save her, after many false leads finds an saves her, and all he gets is a kiss on the cheek? Sounds like fun, can someone give me an idea of the kind of scenario/place me and my team should start in, im am not awfully familiar with the geography of Hyrule. Although not saying I dislike the new realities, I love it, I get to be a man dressed as a reaper with a scythe in a land of magic, things can only go well!
2013/12/10 06:32:47
Subject: The Dakkadakka Dimensional Clash OOC/Interest/Sign up thread
ALEXisAWESOME wrote: I've glimpsed at them, am I correct in the assumption that the plot is something similar to Fable mixed with Mario? Princess is stolen by bad guy, good guy goes around completing impossible tasks to save her, after many false leads finds an saves her, and all he gets is a kiss on the cheek? Sounds like fun, can someone give me an idea of the kind of scenario/place me and my team should start in, im am not awfully familiar with the geography of Hyrule. Although not saying I dislike the new realities, I love it, I get to be a man dressed as a reaper with a scythe in a land of magic, things can only go well!
That's an oversimplification, but that works.
Midnightdeathblade wrote: Think of a daemon incursion like a fart you don't quite trust... you could either toot a little puff of air, bellow a great effluvium, or utterly sh*t your pants and cry as it floods down your leg.
2013/12/14 03:10:25
Subject: The Dakkadakka Dimensional Clash OOC/Interest/Sign up thread
Kain wrote: Oh no of course not, I'm fully aware that Link is really multiple people.
Actually, better idea. CD-I Hyrule/Island of Koridai is actually a Slaaneshi trick that Skulltaker is slowly realizing after defeating a glutton and moving on to a greedy pig. So much excess!
And we all know what awaits at the end of the journey: a tempt with vanity.
Space Wolves: 3770
Orks: 3000
Chaos Daemons: 1750
Warriors of Chaos: 2000
Abilities/equipment: incredible flexibility and agility, swift speed, telepathic powers to search out her victim's deepest darkest desires, seduction, shape-shifting abilities (can only transform into bi-pedal humanoids, no monsters, no animals), is armed with a cat o' nine tails whip which can transform into a rapier that can pierce through the toughest body armor if the blow goes straight for the heart
Bio: Khorne's activities in the multiverse did not go unnoticed by the other chaos gods. Wanting a piece of the action for himself to enjoy, the Dark Prince Slaanesh sent Esmeralda in to disrupt Skulltaker's objective and spread excess and depravity in Slaanesh's name. Typical to her patron god, Esmeralda wishes to use honeyed words, promises, and caresses to get her way but is a deadly fighter if she doesn't get her way.
Abilities/equipment: incredible flexibility and agility, swift speed, telepathic powers to search out her victim's deepest darkest desires, seduction, shape-shifting abilities (can only transform into bi-pedal humanoids, no monsters, no animals), is armed with a cat o' nine tails whip which can transform into a rapier that can pierce through the toughest body armor if the blow goes straight for the heart
Bio: Khorne's activities in the multiverse did not go unnoticed by the other chaos gods. Wanting a piece of the action for himself to enjoy, the Dark Prince Slaanesh sent Esmeralda in to disrupt Skulltaker's objective and spread excess and depravity in Slaanesh's name. Typical to her patron god, Esmeralda wishes to use honeyed words, promises, and caresses to get her way but is a deadly fighter if she doesn't get her way.
Midnightdeathblade wrote: Think of a daemon incursion like a fart you don't quite trust... you could either toot a little puff of air, bellow a great effluvium, or utterly sh*t your pants and cry as it floods down your leg.
2013/12/18 23:25:56
Subject: The Dakkadakka Dimensional Clash OOC/Interest/Sign up thread
I'm wondering when you should speak to your first Ulutraxi.
Midnightdeathblade wrote: Think of a daemon incursion like a fart you don't quite trust... you could either toot a little puff of air, bellow a great effluvium, or utterly sh*t your pants and cry as it floods down your leg.
2013/12/23 22:42:52
Subject: The Dakkadakka Dimensional Clash OOC/Interest/Sign up thread
Can we try get back in touch with some of our earlier members to try get them back on the Band Wagon? I'm feeling lonely being the only self righteous hero that wants to stick it to the bad guys apart from Kain. Or maybe we could recruit people, most RPG's have more then 3 people :(
2013/12/24 06:27:32
Subject: The Dakkadakka Dimensional Clash OOC/Interest/Sign up thread
ALEXisAWESOME wrote: Can we try get back in touch with some of our earlier members to try get them back on the Band Wagon? I'm feeling lonely being the only self righteous hero that wants to stick it to the bad guys apart from Kain. Or maybe we could recruit people, most RPG's have more then 3 people :(
Right. Hmm.
Midnightdeathblade wrote: Think of a daemon incursion like a fart you don't quite trust... you could either toot a little puff of air, bellow a great effluvium, or utterly sh*t your pants and cry as it floods down your leg.
2013/12/24 16:41:05
Subject: Re:The Dakkadakka Dimensional Clash OOC/Interest/Sign up thread
Apparently this is still going on. What's happening in the game right now?
Little orphans in the snow
With nowhere to call a home
Start their singing, singing
Waiting through the summertime
To thaw your hearts in wintertime
That's why they're singing, singing
2013/12/24 19:19:17
Subject: The Dakkadakka Dimensional Clash OOC/Interest/Sign up thread
Long story short, We are in a mash up Zelda universe (every time line mashed into one) which is getting smacked up by Skulltaker (because obviously Hyrule is Slaaneshi Scum) as well as Godzilla as well as megatrons lackies. We are right now speaking to the 'Big Bad' that intends to eat the universe.
2013/12/24 21:57:42
Subject: The Dakkadakka Dimensional Clash OOC/Interest/Sign up thread
Long story short, We are in a mash up Zelda universe (every time line mashed into one) which is getting smacked up by Skulltaker (because obviously Hyrule is Slaaneshi Scum) as well as Godzilla as well as megatrons lackies. We are right now speaking to the 'Big Bad' that intends to eat the universe.
Well that summed it up nicely.
Midnightdeathblade wrote: Think of a daemon incursion like a fart you don't quite trust... you could either toot a little puff of air, bellow a great effluvium, or utterly sh*t your pants and cry as it floods down your leg.
2013/12/25 05:23:27
Subject: Re:The Dakkadakka Dimensional Clash OOC/Interest/Sign up thread
Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!
2013/12/25 08:45:02
Subject: Re:The Dakkadakka Dimensional Clash OOC/Interest/Sign up thread
Midnightdeathblade wrote: Think of a daemon incursion like a fart you don't quite trust... you could either toot a little puff of air, bellow a great effluvium, or utterly sh*t your pants and cry as it floods down your leg.
2013/12/25 08:53:41
Subject: Re:The Dakkadakka Dimensional Clash OOC/Interest/Sign up thread
Yes, this is the Captain of my actual TT marine army. No, I am not doing this for shameless self promotion. I just think I'd be funny for a straight man like Cortez to see all this weird stuff going on.
Name: Brother-Captain Ferdinand Cortez of the Blood Ravens 5th company.
Sex (if any): M
Height (you can approximate): 8’0”
Weight (you can approximate): 490 lbs w/o armor
Description/Picture: Captain Cortez isn’t particularly ornate for a man of his station. He chooses to wear modest amounts of ornaments as a show of humility. He wears the colors of the Blood Ravens, green cording, a black cloak, has a biotic eye, has a terminator honor badge and has an eagle headed backpack. He is never seen without his power armor in combat zones though underneath he is a tan skinned man with a square jaw, curly black hair and a mustache.
I really need to find a better picture of the guy... ah, well.
Universe: Warhammer 40,000
Abilities: Captain Cortez is a skilled swordsman that can handle practically any close combat weapon available to the Imperium with some degree of competence. His main skilled lies in his exception shooting ability, however, and very few survive the bite of his boltgun without something to show for it. He otherwise retains attributes typical for a man of his station.
Bio:
Spoiler:
Captain Ferdinand Cortez was born during the mid years of M42. At the ripe age of 12 he was taken away from his parents in order to become an Astartes. The training, indoctrination and implantation process was grueling for the man but soon enough he was a Scout in the 10th company. His actions during this time were acceptable but not remarkable. He soon worked his way through the various stages of training and soon enough become a fully fledged tactical marine. He was typically entrusted with a Meltagun and it was during this time that his skills in battle began to shine.
During the Battle of Adamantium Heights Cortez’s squad was inserted via drop pod deep behind Ork lines. The Orks responded far more quickly than was typical and the drop was quickly turning into a rout. However, as luck would have it, Cortez and his squad’s drop pod had veered off and crashed near a fuel refinery. The warboss had foolishly taken all the guards away in order to destroy the freshly arrived marines. The 5 or 10 remaining Orks were easily pickings for the Space Marines. They then planted a timed melta bomb. The fuel supply exploded which caused a chain reaction down the lines thanks to the way Orks carelessly transported their fuel.
Many Orks died in the ensuing explosions though by that point it was too late. The drop force and their reinforcements had been slaughtered to a man. However, the lull in the Ork onslaught allowed an Imperial Guard counter attack. The Adeptus Mechanicus, who’s power armor producing facilities had been saved, said they would replace the Blood Ravens losses in power armor in thanks for their assistance. The Ravens received many refurbished suits of Mk. IV power armor that had been stowed away over for millennia.
A new Captain was drawn up from the remaining ranks of 5th company. Remarkbly the Veteran Sergeant had survived and was duly promoted. Cortez, the squad’s sergeant and 3 other hand picked battle brothers had ascended to the new command squad for the reformed company. The remaining battle brothers were given proper commendations and chosen as the sergeants to guide the new tactical marines to victory. As casualties removed more and more of 5th company’s top soldiers Cortez was promoted up until he himself was Captain.
Ferdinand Cortez has since led the 5th company to many victories. Assigned to his company is Chaplain Lanis and Librarian Korov. Some say he is due to become the new Veteran Sergeant of 1st company thanks to his competence as a field commander though Cortez himself doesn’t seem to care either way.
Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!
2013/12/25 09:21:16
Subject: Re:The Dakkadakka Dimensional Clash OOC/Interest/Sign up thread
TheCustomLime wrote: Yes, this is the Captain of my actual TT marine army. No, I am not doing this for shameless self promotion. I just think I'd be funny for a straight man like Cortez to see all this weird stuff going on.
Name: Brother-Captain Ferdinand Cortez of the Blood Ravens 5th company.
Sex (if any): M
Height (you can approximate): 8’0”
Weight (you can approximate): 490 lbs w/o armor
Description/Picture: Captain Cortez isn’t particularly ornate for a man of his station. He chooses to wear modest amounts of ornaments as a show of humility. He wears the colors of the Blood Ravens, green cording, a black cloak, has a biotic eye, has a terminator honor badge and has an eagle headed backpack. He is never seen without his power armor in combat zones though underneath he is a tan skinned man with a square jaw, curly black hair and a mustache.
I really need to find a better picture of the guy... ah, well.
Universe: Warhammer 40,000
Abilities: Captain Cortez is a skilled swordsman that can handle practically any close combat weapon available to the Imperium with some degree of competence. His main skilled lies in his exception shooting ability, however, and very few survive the bite of his boltgun without something to show for it. He otherwise retains attributes typical for a man of his station.
Bio:
Spoiler:
Captain Ferdinand Cortez was born during the mid years of M42. At the ripe age of 12 he was taken away from his parents in order to become an Astartes. The training, indoctrination and implantation process was grueling for the man but soon enough he was a Scout in the 10th company. His actions during this time were acceptable but not remarkable. He soon worked his way through the various stages of training and soon enough become a fully fledged tactical marine. He was typically entrusted with a Meltagun and it was during this time that his skills in battle began to shine.
During the Battle of Adamantium Heights Cortez’s squad was inserted via drop pod deep behind Ork lines. The Orks responded far more quickly than was typical and the drop was quickly turning into a rout. However, as luck would have it, Cortez and his squad’s drop pod had veered off and crashed near a fuel refinery. The warboss had foolishly taken all the guards away in order to destroy the freshly arrived marines. The 5 or 10 remaining Orks were easily pickings for the Space Marines. They then planted a timed melta bomb. The fuel supply exploded which caused a chain reaction down the lines thanks to the way Orks carelessly transported their fuel.
Many Orks died in the ensuing explosions though by that point it was too late. The drop force and their reinforcements had been slaughtered to a man. However, the lull in the Ork onslaught allowed an Imperial Guard counter attack. The Adeptus Mechanicus, who’s power armor producing facilities had been saved, said they would replace the Blood Ravens losses in power armor in thanks for their assistance. The Ravens received many refurbished suits of Mk. IV power armor that had been stowed away over for millennia.
A new Captain was drawn up from the remaining ranks of 5th company. Remarkbly the Veteran Sergeant had survived and was duly promoted. Cortez, the squad’s sergeant and 3 other hand picked battle brothers had ascended to the new command squad for the reformed company. The remaining battle brothers were given proper commendations and chosen as the sergeants to guide the new tactical marines to victory. As casualties removed more and more of 5th company’s top soldiers Cortez was promoted up until he himself was Captain.
Ferdinand Cortez has since led the 5th company to many victories. Assigned to his company is Chaplain Lanis and Librarian Korov. Some say he is due to become the new Veteran Sergeant of 1st company thanks to his competence as a field commander though Cortez himself doesn’t seem to care either way.
Midnightdeathblade wrote: Think of a daemon incursion like a fart you don't quite trust... you could either toot a little puff of air, bellow a great effluvium, or utterly sh*t your pants and cry as it floods down your leg.
The Empire 
1500 pts
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