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2013/10/29 05:33:43
Subject: Gw made a funny. Chaos marine rhinos
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Perfect Shot Ultramarine Predator Pilot
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Has anyone ever read the description of the chaos rhino on Gw's website? I just spend the last few minutes laughing. GEEDUBS said:
Over the Millennia the Chaos Marines have made many modifications to their Rhinos. They have added extra weapons and spiked rams.
Absolutely amazing. lets give a hand to those unrelenting chaos marines. And that's the whole description. Wtf? http://www.games-workshop.com/gws/catalog/productDetail.jsp?catId=cat440209a&prodId=prod1095438 What have those chaos marines been doing for 10 000 years?
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2013/10/29 05:37:08
Subject: Gw made a funny.
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Tzeentch Aspiring Sorcerer Riding a Disc
Battle Barge Impossible Fortress
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2013/10/29 05:38:11
Subject: Re:Gw made a funny.
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Pulsating Possessed Space Marine of Slaanesh
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As opposed to "Rhino armoured troop carriers are the mainstay of every Space Marine Chapter's vehicle pool. With an optimal balance of armour, transport capacity and manoeuvrability, the Rhino allows the Space Marine to swiftly redeploy, rush squads into positions of strategic advantage or conduct surgical strikes on the enemy line".
Guess which description was knocked out five minutes before a lunch break.
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2013/10/29 05:46:27
Subject: Gw made a funny. Chaos marine rhinos
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Rampaging Carnifex
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Dey gots shooty gubbins, an' spiky whotsits. An'... such. Good fer ...sumfin.
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2013/10/29 05:49:54
Subject: Re:Gw made a funny. Chaos marine rhinos
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Lesser Daemon of Chaos
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My Rhino's will (also) now have "more guns and spiked rams."
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"Well there's something I've been meaning to tell you about the college on the edge of the town. No one should ever go there. You know it's bad, bad, bad. It gets worse every school year, but man those freaking teachers are raaaaad! Yea-YEAH-yeah yeah." -Babycakes - China, Il. 
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2013/10/29 10:00:04
Subject: Gw made a funny. Chaos marine rhinos
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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Lol. What a modification!!!
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2013/10/29 10:33:59
Subject: Gw made a funny. Chaos marine rhinos
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Confessor Of Sins
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No mention of skulls? I am disappoint.
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2013/10/29 10:37:59
Subject: Re:Gw made a funny. Chaos marine rhinos
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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I love how they say "many modifications" 
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2013/10/29 10:39:43
Subject: Gw made a funny. Chaos marine rhinos
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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2013/10/29 10:43:15
Subject: Re:Gw made a funny. Chaos marine rhinos
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Pustulating Plague Priest
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And to think this is over Millennia. Did it really take them several thousand years to find out that they could maybe throw in some extra weapons and rams on their transports? Truly the terrifying scourge of the galaxy!
Also: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cO3MttgvHUY&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DcO3MttgvHUY
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2013/10/29 11:16:00
Subject: Re:Gw made a funny. Chaos marine rhinos
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Cultist of Nurgle with Open Sores
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Haha. Good catch. Got a good chuckle out of that one 
All we need now is a board with a nail in it and the Imperium is doomed.
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2013/10/29 12:17:50
Subject: Gw made a funny. Chaos marine rhinos
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
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Truly, "many" modifications that have made it superior.
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2013/10/29 12:22:03
Subject: Re:Gw made a funny. Chaos marine rhinos
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Automated Rubric Marine of Tzeentch
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The imperium should just surrender. There is no hope against the mighty spiky ram
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2013/10/29 12:26:25
Subject: Re:Gw made a funny. Chaos marine rhinos
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Brigadier General
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Maybe the rhino was made by a bunch of lazy CSM.
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2013/10/29 12:38:04
Subject: Gw made a funny. Chaos marine rhinos
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Grisly Ghost Ark Driver
Some Tomb World in some galaxy by that one thing in that one place (or Minnesota for nosy people)
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It only took a millenia to do that? Man I wish us normal people could get work done that fast, or hell, even faster! Oh wait...
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2013/10/29 12:46:43
Subject: Gw made a funny. Chaos marine rhinos
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Spikes for the Spike God!
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2013/10/29 16:06:39
Subject: Gw made a funny. Chaos marine rhinos
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Commoragh-bound Peer
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2013/10/29 16:09:44
Subject: Re:Gw made a funny. Chaos marine rhinos
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Frenzied Berserker Terminator
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Anyone know a good source of 28mm sheep? I would also like to add more spiked rams to my chaos rhinos.
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2013/10/29 16:10:45
Subject: Gw made a funny. Chaos marine rhinos
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Bloodthirsty Chaos Knight
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Chaos ain't got gak on the Ork Deffrolla if that's what we're going by.
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2013/10/29 16:17:28
Subject: Gw made a funny. Chaos marine rhinos
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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Its a strange universe in that it's supposed to be cool that it took millennia for the Chaos Marines to think "Hey, spikes and guns are cool. Let's add that!". Sometimes I think Gee Dubs has a quota for the usage of the word "Millennium".
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2013/10/29 16:33:28
Subject: Gw made a funny. Chaos marine rhinos
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Monstrous Master Moulder
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Anyone else notice that it comes in "a mult-part kit" I wonder what a mult part kit is hahaha
So funny it took millennium to put spikes on their rhinos woooooh they must be stoked!
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2013/10/29 16:35:16
Subject: Gw made a funny. Chaos marine rhinos
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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I wonder which took longer, the extra weapons or the spiked rams...
Probably the rams. I mean first you have to find sheep, then you have to get them good and drunk...
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2013/10/29 16:44:45
Subject: Gw made a funny. Chaos marine rhinos
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine
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That sounds like ork upgrade/looting logic to me.
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2013/10/29 16:51:08
Subject: Gw made a funny. Chaos marine rhinos
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2013/10/29 16:54:04
Subject: Gw made a funny. Chaos marine rhinos
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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Maybe it just took them a really long time to find more then one welding torch. Or maybe the one car shop they all like has a really long waiting list to get in.
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2013/10/29 16:57:50
Subject: Gw made a funny. Chaos marine rhinos
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Largeblastmarker wrote:
GEEDUBS said:
Over the Millennia the Chaos Marines have made many modifications to their Rhinos. They have added extra weapons and spiked rams.
Hey, now. To be fair, there's more to the entry than JUST that. It also includes...
This boxed set contains 1 mult-part plastic Chaos Space Marine Rhino.
I think that rounds out the description nicely. I mean, what more can you say about it?
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2013/10/29 22:07:52
Subject: Gw made a funny. Chaos marine rhinos
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You gotta get the placement of those spikes just right. They are not just slapped on there but carefully arranged and continually fine-tuned. This takes millennia.
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2013/10/29 22:51:36
Subject: Gw made a funny. Chaos marine rhinos
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Perfect Shot Ultramarine Predator Pilot
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 Ailaros wrote:Largeblastmarker wrote: GEEDUBS said:
Over the Millennia the Chaos Marines have made many modifications to their Rhinos. They have added extra weapons and spiked rams.
Hey, now. To be fair, there's more to the entry than JUST that. It also includes... This boxed set contains 1 mult-part plastic Chaos Space Marine Rhino.
I think that rounds out the description nicely. I mean, what more can you say about it?
You're absolutely right. I was skewing their words in order to improve the humor. Automatically Appended Next Post:  Skriker wrote:
Anyone know a good source of 28mm sheep? I would also like to add more spiked rams to my chaos rhinos.
Skriker
LOL
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2013/10/30 01:15:21
Subject: Gw made a funny. Chaos marine rhinos
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chiefbigredman wrote:Anyone else notice that it comes in "a mult-part kit" I wonder what a mult part kit is hahaha!
I can't help but think that I missed a joke here...
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2013/10/30 01:18:28
Subject: Gw made a funny. Chaos marine rhinos
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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 insaniak wrote:chiefbigredman wrote:Anyone else notice that it comes in "a mult-part kit" I wonder what a mult part kit is hahaha!
I can't help but think that I missed a joke here...
The joke is that it's spelled "Mult-part" in the official description.
Honestly Gee Dubs, if you are going to charge $40 for a shoe sized lump of empty plastic while calling it a premium product you better look like you give a damn.
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