40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**BigWaaagh**

You get ignored for paying attention to the game.

I insert Beetlejuice.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a StarChild brand Kombucha

I insert a dozen spent bolter cartridges

**BigWaaagh**

You get a hefty reload bill from the Imperial Munitorum office.

I insert an expertly prepared Bananas Foster.

**Malcador**

you get hungry...

i insert a contrabanned.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a double-negative

I insert a Battlemech

**BigWaaagh**

You get a scrap heap.

I insert a pallet of Lysol Wipes.

**ChargerIIC**

You get an airborne disease

I insert Holy Anointing Oil #5

**snurl**

You get Mambo #5.

I insert more shrimp.

**Skinflint Games**

You get Less Shrimp.

I insert a fig

**BigWaaagh**

You get a a Newton.

I insert a 40K Vending Machine...into the 40K Vending Machine.

**gruebot**

You get a Vendor who sells miniature vending machines.

I insert 5th edition...

**BigWaaagh**

You get New Edition.

I insert Bennie and the Jets.

**snurl**

You get electric boots.

I insert a pinball.

**gruebot**

You get a multi-ball jackpot!

I insert a ballpoint pen...

**The_Grim_Angel**

The machine is broken, you don't get nothing.
I insert my brother…

**ChargerIIC**

You get an akward letter from your mom and the county judge

I insert a freshly sharpened pencil

**Misclicking ork**

You get a broken pencil sharpener.

I insert a bottle of nuln oil

**BigWaaagh**

You get an oil spill.

I insert a dozen chocolate glazed donuts.

**gruebot**

You get crumbs

I insert a wet wipe...

**Misclicking ork**

You get a dirty pair of glasses

I insert the Webster dictionary

**Ancestral Hamster**

Misclicking ork wrote:
I insert the Webster dictionary

You get a senior scribe of the Adeptus Administratum.

I insert a complete Indomitus box set.

**The_Grim_Angel**

You obtain my old Eldar Codex (second edition).
I insert my (never opened) box of Eldar Guardians.

**Ancestral Hamster**

You receive zero faction support for twenty years.
I insert a RT-era Squat biker.

**BigWaaagh**

You get forgotten about by GW.

I insert Mr. Bigglesworth.

**gruebot**

You get frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads.

I insert-shush!

**BigWaaagh**

You get a problem that comes along and you must zip it. Zip it good!

I insert Cthulhu.

**snurl**

You get the Eldar God.

I insert the new chaos bathtub thing.

**gruebot**

You get a Chaos Sponge.

I insert Prisencolinensinainciusol by Adriano Celentano..

**snurl**

You get banned from youtube.

I insert square bases.

**Ancestral Hamster**

You get base-shamed by an AoS player.

I insert sculpted round bases from a 3rd party manufacturer.