40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**WarOne**

You get the unused sprue clippings from the baneblade.

I insert Manchu.

**Guardsmen Bob**

You get a hundred 1/100 scale model baneblades.

I insert a tree.

**WarOne**

You get a stack of pine scented White Dwarves.

I insert Dakka Dakka.

**snurl**

You get the best of the best.

I insert brand X

**Grey Templar**

You get a barrel of Bugman's XXXXXXX. Careful, its a little strong

I insert a Jager-bomb.

**WarOne**

Grey Templar wrote:
You get a barrel of Bugman's XXXXXXX. Careful, its a little strong

I insert a Jager-bomb.

You get a full fraternity hangover.

I insert a Slaanesh Fan-Fiction.

**korbenn**

You are put on a goverment watch list.

I insert a list of plot holes from the X-files.

**WarOne**

You get C.S. Goto's work.

I insert a puppet with a predisposition towards pyromania.

**welshhoppo**

You get a full size ogre firebelly.

I insert a puppet of Tom Kirby.

**brochtree**

you get a box of matches.

i insert a red button.

**ChaoticMind**

The nuke it was connected to launches. It couldn't resist pressing the big, red, candy-like button.

I insert brochtree's avatar. Will I get a Hug?

**brochtree**

you get a spike scale purse. ach and a hug because you asked.

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i insert a claymore (the sword not the mine).

**ChaoticMind**

You get a claymore (the mine) and a Zweihänder.

I insert a cookie and thank the machine for the hug.

**korbenn**

You get a steak with your welcome written on it.

I insert a faulty neural interface

**WarOne**

You get Sword Art Online.

I insert a Democrat.

**sing your life**

Get get a dictator.

I insert Farseer Macha.

**WarOne**

sing your life wrote:
Get get a dictator.

I insert Farseer Macha.

You get images you cannot unsee.

I insert a turtle with a mask.

**sing your life**

You get a tortoise.

Inserted Farseer Macha.

**snurl**

You get William Shatner.

I insert a pepperoni pizza.

**Guardsmen Bob**

You get a 16 year old genetically altered shadow warrior reptile.

I insert some spiky bitz.

**DarkWind**

you get poorly converted Trader Guard Tank

Insert a MTG player

**timetowaste85**

You receive a balanced card game.

I insert a pair of panties off a sister of battle. Slightly worn.

**WarOne**

I RIP THEM APART AND RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE!

I INSERT MY FIST.

**brochtree**

you get a primed melta bomb.

i insert a chicken.

**WarOne**

brochtree wrote:
you get a primed melta bomb.

i insert a chicken.

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OUT COMES A ANGRY MARINES THUNDERHAWK!

I INSERT MY POWER FOLDING CHAIR!

**brochtree**

you get a Victorian arm chair.

i insert an angry marines thunderhawk.

**WarOne**

brochtree wrote:
you get a Victorian arm chair.

i insert an angry marines thunderhawk.

OUT COMES AN ANGRY MARINES THUNDERHAWK FILLED WITH ANGRY MARINES!!! BFFBWFUVTGUWFVBJU FETHING FETHERS!

I INSERT MOAR ANGRY MARINES!

**snurl**

You recieve some irritated guardsmen.

I insert a bag of chips.

**WarOne**

snurl wrote:
You recieve some irritated guardsmen.

I insert a bag of chips.

OUT COME FREEDOM FRIES AFTER I FETHING LIBERATED THEM.

I INSERT THE 7th EDITION WH40k RUMORS.

**Guardsmen Bob**

You get several locked off-topic rumor threads.

I insert the 300 Spartans (the actors, not the real ones).