40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a chariot

I insert Ancient Egypt

**KaptinBadrukk**

CREEEEEEEEED wrote:
You receive a chariot

I insert Ancient Egypt

You receive a pyramid

I insert a mummy.

**Happyjew**

You receive a young boy fused to a gas mask.

I insert a big ball of wibbly-wobbly... timey-wimey... stuff

**KaptinBadrukk**

Happyjew wrote:
You receive a young boy fused to a gas mask.

I insert a big ball of wibbly-wobbly... timey-wimey... stuff

You receive a lot of CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

I insert a lot of CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

**Ascalam**

You get angel statues. They appear to be weeping...

**JamesGang**

You Receive A Fish Slap.

I insert the Badrukk guy to get rid of him and a Gelfilte fish in a can.

Let's get this back on the rails please people.

**Guardsmen Bob**

You get two miniature Badrukk guys in a shoe box that smells of fish.

I insert JamesGang's hat.

**snurl**

You get a salad bowl.

I insert my red pencil.

**Verviedi**

You recieve a pencil coated in blue paint that appears red.
Instead of lead, it contains raw molybdenum.

I insert a history textbook.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Verviedi wrote:
You recieve a pencil coated in blue paint that appears red.
Instead of lead, it contains raw molybdenum.

I insert a history textbook.

You receive rain

I insert snow

**Ascalam**

You recieve a red-headed wench telling you you know nothing.

I insert an Enginseer

**sing your life**

You get a Panther tank.

I [somehow] insert an Ork Stompa.

**KaptinBadrukk**

sing your life wrote:
You get a Panther tank.

I [somehow] insert an Ork Stompa.

You can insert anything into the vending machine.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You receive a helluva lot of CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

I insert a helluva lot of CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

**Verviedi**

You recieve the following.
-One angry PM from every single player saying to stop spamming "CREEED".
-A live grenade.
-A Baneblade which infiltrates inside your stomach, causing you to explode.

I insert a dead body.

**JamesGang**

You receive KaptinBadrukk and a police cruiser at your front door.

I insert warm and fuzzy feelings.

**Verviedi**

You recieve an undulating mass of warm fur.

I insert a Baneblade.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Verviedi wrote:
You recieve the following.
-One angry PM from every single player saying to stop spamming "CREEED".
-A live grenade.
-A Baneblade which infiltrates inside your stomach, causing you to explode.

I insert a dead body.

OK, let's stop the CREED

**KaptinBadrukk**

JamesGang wrote:
You receive KaptinBadrukk and a police cruiser at your front door.

I insert warm and fuzzy feelings.

*shoots da rippa at the front door, breaking it down.*

**CREEEEEEEEED**

Verviedi wrote:
You recieve an undulating mass of warm fur.

I insert a Baneblade.

You receive some tactical genius, aren't you lucky

I insert a stapler

**KaptinBadrukk**

CREEEEEEEEED wrote:
Verviedi wrote:
You recieve an undulating mass of warm fur.

I insert a Baneblade.

You receive some tactical genius, aren't you lucky

I insert a stapler

You receive an ork warboss with attack squig

I insert $22.25

**KaptinBadrukk**

Guardsmen Bob wrote:
You get two miniature Badrukk guys in a shoe box that smells of fish.

I insert JamesGang's hat.

LOL

**Happyjew**

KaptinBadrukk wrote:
CREEEEEEEEED wrote:
Verviedi wrote:
You recieve an undulating mass of warm fur.

I insert a Baneblade.

You receive some tactical genius, aren't you lucky

I insert a stapler

You receive an ork warboss with attack squig

I insert $22.25

You get a model of Creed

I insert the faulty logic that allows a WH40K model to utilize a rule that neither it, nor it's wargear possesses.

**JamesGang**

You receive a summons to geek court by a rules lawyer who doesn't realize they are playing with toy soldiers and that he still lives in his mother's basement and needs to take a bath.

I insert artificial intelligence Into the vending machine.

**KommissarKiln**

You receive a robotic uprising that threatens to undo the entirety of your people's civilization.

I insert a vending machine, somehow.

**JamesGang**

You receive a Coke.

I insert moldy bread.

**Verviedi**

You recieve fish covered in a writhing mass of fleshy tendrils.

I insert a graphing calculator.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive hours of frustration

I insert a scientific calculator

**JamesGang**

You receive an abacus.

I insert The Society of William Wallace

**KaptinBadrukk**

CREEEEEEEEED wrote:
You receive hours of frustration

I insert a scientific calculator

You receive a tactical genius, aren't you lucky.

I insert the 5th edition ork codex