40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**KaptinBadrukk**

JamesGang wrote:
You receive a summons to the fish slap market.

I insert a can of beans.

You receive some fish

I insert some fish.

Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish

**ZergSmasher**

You get a hook in your nose!

I insert a Khorne Bloodthirster (that was hard!

)

**Guardsmen Bob**

You get your Bloodthirster back, in pieces. Please try again.

I insert a drill that can pierce the heavens!

**Ascalam**

You get drilled by an angel

I insert an Imperial Termite

**snurl**

You get exterminated.

I insert empty beer cans and bottles.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive The Hangover

I insert The Hangover 2

**KaptinBadrukk**

You receive nuts

I insert nothing

**JamesGang**

You get nothing, you lose! Good day sir!

I insert a Wonka Bar

**KaptinBadrukk**

You receive citadel finecast.

I insert a morkanaut.

**Verviedi**

You recieve a mass of rusty gears.

I insert a Deathmark.

**the shrouded lord**

you receive one drug.
I insert the very important math exam I have to take tomorrow.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You receive a 0 on the math exam you take tommorow.

I insert some Fish.

**JamesGang**

You receive a slap.

I insert a nice Chablis! (Sha-blee for my younger friends)

**Verviedi**

You recieve a bottle of Vodka and an IOU note.

I insert my ear.

**Happyjew**

You receive a painting by Van Gogh. It's not very good.

I insert an 800 battle-forged NId list with a single FMC that will win games.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a dream

I insert a wish

**snurl**

You get another thread.

I insert a burning windmill.

**ZergSmasher**

You get hot air.

I insert the pieces of the Khorne Bloodthirster I tried to put in before.

**Happyjew**

You get a Slaaneshi Bloodthirster (don't ask).

I insert the Imperial Inquisition.

Who expected that?

**KaptinBadrukk**

You receive Dok Master's wunderblog.

I insert my username from that wunderblog (not saying it, as it contains my location)

**Verviedi**

You recieve a Hellfire Missile.

I insert some evidence.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You receive evidence of Dok Master's thunderblog

I insert a skylander

**Verviedi**

You recieve a slowglobe with a minature hurricane of cocaine inside.

I insert another eldritch horror.

**JamesGang**

You receive a Thomas the Tank engine and a note from your teacher to learn to play nice with the other kiddies.

I insert my buzz.

**Ascalam**

You receive my KILL....

I insert a catachan devil

**Guardsmen Bob**

Ascalam wrote:
You get drilled by an angel

hawt

You get flesh tone paint.

I insert ALL DA ORKZ!

**snurl**

You get a WAAAAUUGGGGHHHHH!

I insert alphanumeric characters.

**Verviedi**

You recieve a memetic kill agent.

I insert a fistful of cat fur.

**snurl**

You get a fistfull of dollars.

I insert a few dollars more.

**Verviedi**

You recieve an expired Golden Ticket.

I insert an Onager Dunecrawler with a guide to good model design stapled to it.